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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on September 27, 2015, 11:09:16 AM

Title: Dealing with Companies and Governments
Post by: Mince on September 27, 2015, 11:09:16 AM

Some time ago we had to have our gas turned off for the day while they did something to the underground pipework, so I decided to ring Eon and ask for the 27p daily standing charge for that day to be refunded. They gave me £1.

I find that you must remember a few things when dealing with companies or the government, which are as follows:

1. Be polite and calm: the person you are arguing with is NOT the company, so don't make his or her life horrible.

2. Be firm: don't let someone push you around.

3. Don't get angry at the company: it does not exist, except as a bank balance and employees.

4. Ask for their policy on everything, so that you can quote them if they try to fob you off.

5. Ask for someone more senior.

6. Make them see that paying you is cheaper than dealing with you.

Title: Re: Dealing with Companies and Governments
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 27, 2015, 12:21:39 PM

I use all of those whenever I phone for a takeaway.

Title: Re: Dealing with Companies and Governments
Post by: Mince on September 27, 2015, 01:14:31 PM

Please tell me which pizza delivery pays you to have pizzas. :)

Title: Re: Dealing with Companies and Governments
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 27, 2015, 02:51:07 PM

Ha - I made you try them all out, didn't I?!

Title: Re: Dealing with Companies and Governments
Post by: Mince on October 02, 2015, 02:49:31 PM

I'm strictly not allowed pizza at the moment, because I am trying to lose weight, though having said that I did have one on Wednesday.

Title: Re: Dealing with Companies and Governments
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 02, 2015, 04:08:02 PM

Well, I did actually mean you tried out all of your six tips against the idea of ordering a pizza in theory. I didn't mean try out every pizza delivery joint this side of Hadrian's Wall.  I assumed you'd already done that.

Title: Re: Dealing with Companies and Governments
Post by: Mince on October 02, 2015, 04:14:53 PM

Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 02, 2015, 04:08:02 PM

I assumed you'd already done that.

Yup! Twice.

Title: Re: Dealing with Companies and Governments
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 02, 2015, 04:20:56 PM

Is that all? Amateur!