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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Diane CBPFC on December 01, 2015, 09:01:53 PM

Title: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your trousers?
Post by: Diane CBPFC on December 01, 2015, 09:01:53 PM

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2015/12/01/canadian-with-51-turtles-in-his-pants-expected-to-plead-guilty.html (http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2015/12/01/canadian-with-51-turtles-in-his-pants-expected-to-plead-guilty.html)

Title: Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your pants?
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 01, 2015, 09:21:49 PM

One hundred and seven.

Title: Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your pants?
Post by: Mince on December 01, 2015, 09:26:38 PM

Diane, before questioning the validity of Roger's chillingly exact reply that is not only over 100 but rounded to the nearest one, please look up what "pants" means in the UK.

Title: Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your pants?
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 01, 2015, 11:10:28 PM

Since they were terrapins, does that mean the 10 between his legs were terrapenis?

Just asking...

Title: Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your pants?
Post by: Mince on December 01, 2015, 11:15:51 PM

Is that like Gerry Anderson's Terrahawks?

Title: Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your pants?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 02, 2015, 12:05:38 AM

Fashion briefs or loose fit boxers?

Title: Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your pants?
Post by: Diane CBPFC on December 02, 2015, 01:53:50 AM

Quote from: Mince on December 01, 2015, 09:26:38 PM

Diane, before questioning the validity of Roger's chillingly exact reply that is not only over 100 but rounded to the nearest one, please look up what "pants" means in the UK.

Thank you - that could have been embarrassing! Changed the question.

Title: Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your trousers?
Post by: Diane CBPFC on December 02, 2015, 01:58:41 AM

For clarity I should also state "assuming that you weren't going to sit down"

Title: Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your trousers?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 02, 2015, 12:53:23 PM

I'm struggling to find enough terrapins. Will hamsters do?

Title: Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your trousers?
Post by: Mince on December 02, 2015, 12:56:00 PM

Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 02, 2015, 12:53:23 PM

I'm struggling to find enough terrapins. Will hamsters do?

Have they recovered from last time?

Title: Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your trousers?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 02, 2015, 03:00:31 PM

Recovered? They've multiplied!

Title: Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your trousers?
Post by: Mince on December 02, 2015, 03:30:52 PM

Well, if they were multiplying, I bet they only had to use really small numbers.

Title: Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your trousers?
Post by: Diane CBPFC on December 03, 2015, 03:54:52 AM

 :)