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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 01:08:01 AM

Title: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 01:08:01 AM
1:07am - last one to bed.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 01:20:15 AM
Who is?
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 01:22:15 AM
You are, now.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 22, 2007, 01:24:07 AM
Looks like it's you then, Tarks.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 01:24:37 AM
Lightweights!
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 01:25:17 AM
No, I am going to outlast you all.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 01:32:50 AM
I hope you've got plenty of strong coffee.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 01:33:59 AM
Several pots of industrial strength already on the go . . .
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 01:37:30 AM
I've just started an email to my brother - not written in a while.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 01:42:06 AM
I have a brother and sister to write to.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 01:44:39 AM
Besides, you get bored more easily.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 01:45:40 AM
I might write to your sister also. What's her name? Mincette perchance?

Quote from: Mince on August 22, 2007, 01:44:39 AM
Besides, you get bored more easily.

Says who?
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 01:46:40 AM
Says me. Why? You wanna make something of it?
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 01:51:00 AM
No, I'm busy.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 01:52:04 AM
Oh, okay.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 01:56:17 AM
 ::)  (Like I said - lightweight!)
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 02:00:07 AM
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Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 02:04:52 AM
You weren't kidding about that industrial strength coffee, were you?  :-\
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 02:10:06 AM
Wow! I'll send you some. You should try it. (Mind you, it's best not to add as much carpet cleaner as I did.)
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 02:11:18 AM
I take my carpet cleaner neat, I do.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 02:13:09 AM
That's really woken me up.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 02:24:05 AM
"It's all dirt and dust,
But don't you get fussed,
The answer is easily found,
Remember:
One Thousand and One
Cleans a big, big carpet
For less than half a crown!"
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 02:26:22 AM
I'd stop drinking it neat, if I were you.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 02:28:51 AM
Do the Shake 'n' Vac
And put the freshness back,
Do the Shake 'n' Vac
And put the freshness back.
When your carpet smells fresh
Your room does too
Every time you vacuum
Remember what to do!
Do the Shake 'n' Vac
And put the freshness back.... (to fade)
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 02:31:42 AM
Seriously, mate. Lay off the carpet cleaner.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 02:34:45 AM
He said "You're mine for ever",
but she got the dirty pans until Brillo freed her for love.
She thought marriage was a bed of roses ?
until she saw the mess in the kitchen.
There were pans ? dirty pans.
Yesterday she was a prisoner of dirty pans.
Brillo set her free.
He swept her into his arms, then dropped her into the sink.
It was a lifetime of dirty pans ? then Brillo arrived.
He promised her his worldly goods,
but all she got was pans ? dirty pans
Then one day Brillo broke into her prison...
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 02:38:49 AM
Pull yourself together. You're an embarrassment. This is the last time I am going on a topic crawl with you.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 02:40:03 AM
Duraglit, Duraglit,
You should see the shine on it!
Buy Some, try some
Wonderful Duragli
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 02:40:18 AM
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Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 02:43:20 AM
Now he's slurring his speech. You really shouldn't mix your cleaning products.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 02:46:01 AM
Okay - that's my letter finished. Did my Retro-TV-ad-bot keep you entertained while I was busy? I hope so.

I think I'll call it a night now - your sister will have to wait I'm afraid. But I'm sure Malc will be along shortly if you have any coffee left.

Good night, JimBob....
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 02:47:34 AM
Lightweight!
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 02:50:08 AM
Knew you'd say that!  ;D
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 02:52:37 AM
Let's just see who's first to post in the morning, huh?  8)
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 02:53:57 AM
Yeah, me.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Diane CBPFC on August 22, 2007, 03:53:55 AM
I could win this one?if I don?t get a time zone handicap put on my entry.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 22, 2007, 09:06:34 AM
Nice try, Diane.
Shh, though - you'll wake Mince.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 22, 2007, 09:24:37 AM
The things you sleep through.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 11:48:29 AM
I was actually up at 8am and saving the world.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 22, 2007, 12:43:03 PM
Quote from: Mince on August 22, 2007, 11:48:29 AM
I was actually up at 8am and saving the world.

Saving the world from what?
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Malc on August 22, 2007, 12:51:43 PM
If the lights are off you're saving the world from Watts.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Mince on August 22, 2007, 01:14:16 PM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on August 22, 2007, 12:43:03 PM
Saving the world from what?

From me.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: peter on August 22, 2007, 03:56:05 PM
What happened I must have fallen asleep.
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: peter on August 22, 2007, 04:00:36 PM
I can vouch that mince was in bed by four his mam sent him there
Title: Re: Last one to bed
Post by: Colin on August 22, 2007, 04:25:48 PM
I'm actually glad I slept through that.