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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on June 04, 2016, 10:15:02 PM
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I feel sometimes that we don't know each other as well as we should. So in the spirit of sharing, I'll start with something about myself.
Today, I am wearing grey socks.
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My first visit here since some time in 2011. Glad to see you have all grown up in the intervening years. I'm not wearing any socks... ;D
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It's nice to have you back, Elizabeth. Did anything, beyond our ever-vanishing maturity and kittenish predilection for revealing the colour of our socks, prompt you to visit?
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Thanks for the welcome Mince. No idea what prompted my visit, beyond a faint longing for the days before Facebook devoured everything... I get enough of kittenish predilections over there thank you very much...Anyway, anything interesting happen while I've been away?
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Roger joined a cult that brainwashed him into thinking he was in Portugal on holiday listening to Neil Diamond, but beyond that, not much really. Anything your end?
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Welcome back Elizabeth, if you are still here and have not wandered off to lesser, albeit more populated places, in which case "See you in 2021!". Mince, is there a cult that does the same thing but with Crete?
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This is nothing to do with anything but I hate the stupid amalgamation of words that is "Brexit". I'm not making a political statement here, you understand, just pointing out how f****** annoying I find that stupid amalgamation.
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He crept in, crapped, then crept back out again.
I hate all Americans when any of them says, "I could care less" when they mean "I couldn't care less".
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I hate all Americans when any of them says, "I could care less" when they mean "I couldn't care less".
Maybe they mean they could care less thus indicating a level of involvement not occurring in not caring less...
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Does anyone else always count the asterisks when someone tries to disguise a sweary word? Just wondered...
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Does anyone else always count the asterisks when someone tries to disguise a sweary word? Just wondered...
ELIZABETH'S RELAXING ASTERISK-SWEARY-WORD PUZZLE BOOK
all 100% Roger Kettle quotes from Cameldung.
- Andrew, on the other hand, said, rather too loudly “You’re joking---that **** isn’t even ******* funny”.
- ****!!!
- Beautifully drawn and some great gags. A masterclass in strip cartooning. B******s!
- In the end, I thought **** it, bung something in.
- Etch-a-Sketch was an annoying, frustrating, only-straight-lines pile of cr*p.
- P*** off.
- The wall represents life itself and....oh, p*** off
- The cannon represents...oh, p*** off.
- This movie scares the s*** out of me but I’ve decided to watch it again.
- Talented b*******!
- They’re ******* brilliant!
- “It’s just I’m f****** freezin’!”
- Lil, I can just imagine you kneeling over this poor victim, shouting “What was the name of that f****** elephant again?”
- She didn’t even use p*ss.
- “Out of the f****** way! I’ve been working all f****** day! I’ve got to get to my f****** dressing room!”
- Thank you, Nigel “you’re a sarcastic *******” Sutherland!
- “Well, they might be protected but they’re not ******* bulletproof.”
- B******! I burst out laughing.
- Let’s see if we can get Roger to say “What a bunch of rotten b******s!”
- I have no *!*!*!* idea.
- And that includes those *!*!*!*! meerkats.
- “Get up, you ****** *****!”
- “Off you ****!”
- He sounds like an absolute a*******.
- “That’s ******* brilliant!”
- I want the *%!*!*! thing to be bouncing up and down, doing star jumps.
- Granted, it’s a big window but, *!*! me, 4,000 quid for some glass and some pre-built PVC that takes half a day to install?
- I find most of the current batch irritating, to be honest---none more so than that *!*!*!* meerkat who is offering some kind of insurance.
- If my mother-in-law is round for dinner, I have every right to say “pass the f****** salt”.
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;D ;D ;D Brilliant!
I have to say though, I've been in Roger's company many times, and not once can I recall an asterisk pass his lips.
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Does anyone else always count the asterisks when someone tries to disguise a sweary word? Just wondered...
Hey Elizabeth. Good to have you back! How the hell are you? (you can tell I'm getting lazy with advancing years because I can't be bothered with coy asterisks)
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Maybe they mean they could care less thus indicating a level of involvement not occurring in not caring less...
That's possible. More likely, though, they are just annoying.
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Oh, it is good to be back! Lil - I'm great thanks! I have a new job! See photo.
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You're working at Pontin's? Well done!
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Maplins, if you don't mind...
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Ah, so you're selling electronics.
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Got to go, the knobbly knees contest is about to start.
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Hi-de-hi! (y)
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Good to see you looking so well
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Aw thanks Lil! That outfit was for my Quirky Coir concert last summer - we were all dressed as characters from 80's films or tv shows because all the songs were from the 80's. This summer's concert is shaping up well, and I have two tickets for the Saturday (25th June) if anyone is interested!! It's a sellout, naturally. ;D
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That outfit was for my Quirky Coir concert
A concert for the more peculiar coconut fibre. Sounds amazing.
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OMG. Mince...I am so embraced...
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That reminds me of a student blooper: When a boy and a girl are deeply in love, there is no quilt felt between them.
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It's very true, is that.
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Hello Elizabeth, pleased to make your acquaintance.
I'm the polite one on the board, and not puerile at all.
#bumcheeksboabybatterer
(y)
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Hello Elizabeth, pleased to make your acquaintance.
I'm the polite one on the board, and not puerile at all.
#bumcheeksboabybatterer
(y)
I look forward to some intelligent conversation Sandy. I'm very tired after coir practice though, so I'll say night night for now.
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I look forward to some intelligent conversation Sandy. I'm very tired after coir practice though, so I'll say night night for now.
There's a world of disappointment just waiting to happen...
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There's a world of disappointment just waiting to happen...
Are we upping our game then? :o
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I look forward to some intelligent conversation Sandy. I'm very tired after coir practice though, so I'll say night night for now.
There's a world of disappointment just waiting to happen...
Not from me.
I've been practising intelligence for my return to the board !
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I've been practising intelligence for my return to the board !
You've spent the last several years trying to master the rudiments of common sense with little success. Is it wise to move onto more advanced learning so soon? Or at all in your case.
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Fnarr! He said "rudiments". :D
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Tarks, for example, could do with some help. Teach him what you know.
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He can't teach me nothing! >:(
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He can't teach me nothing! >:(
You're wrong: he can teach you nothing.
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I'll have you know I have spent the last three years learning why steel beams bend and buckle...why cracks propagate...how to control self driving cars...and how to write 21,000 words of keech, and still get a pass!
You're right Tarks, I cant teach you nothing (well, worthwhile anyway!) ;D ;D ;D
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why cracks propagate
When the cardboard gate I made fell apart in the rain, I had to get one of those.
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Two months studying.
No BP
I thought I had missed it.
Mince is proving me wrong.