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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on August 27, 2007, 08:47:20 PM
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As I'm sure you all know, there are several cartoonists who visit this site and, like me, they are all obscenely rich. I, myself, own a mansion in Scotland, a villa (with beach) in Portugal, a ranch in Montana and about two thirds of Latvia. I will not disclose the real name of Tarquin Thunderthighs lll but the man has billions. Not only does he light his cigars with a twenty pound note, he lights the twenty pound note with a fifty pound note. The Peepmaster has a castle on Bute---only because the west coast of Scotland is a handy spot to launch your yacht towards Jamaica (which he owns). Malky McGookin emigrated to Australia and is now Prime Minister and owner of all the goldmines in Ginganggoorlie. I doubt if, between us, we work four hours a week.
I felt it was time that you, the public, knew the truth about cartooning.
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Had a teeny weeny bit of the hard stuff Roger
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No, Peter, I haven't. These days, I employ people to drink for me.
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I feel quite proud of the fact that we still speak with ordinary mortals, Roger. I hope they appreciate it.
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My butler, who types this stuff, couldn't agree more.
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My butler, who types this stuff, couldn't agree more.
Good grief - you're responding almost as fast as I can dictate this stuff to my P R Guru.
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Now that you have let the panther out of the bag, let us hope that Alistair Maclean Darling is not a lurker on this forum, Roger.
Of course, we all do our bit for the less fortunate. Lottery Funding - that's me, that is.
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It's the women who frequent this board I feel sorry for. The poor petals probably only get a pittance allowance from their menfolk, and have few opportunities to desert their household duties to post here, (when allowed the borrow the computer, of course). I want them to know that I hold them in my thoughts, and I understand why they post so infrequently.
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You're so rich you can afford two "s"s for "desert".
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You're so rich you can afford two "s"s for "desert".
I'm having it looked into by my PR Guru.
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'Cartooning: a licence to print money" - would that be 'funny money'? ;D
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No, Peter, I haven't. These days, I employ people to drink for me.
Bet it is boring you watching someone else drinking your malt whiskey.
Even a Scotchman would cry about that.
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No, Peter, I haven't. These days, I employ people to drink for me.
Bet it is boring you watching someone else drinking your malt whiskey.
Even a Scotchman would cry about that.
A Scotsman wouldn't touch "whiskey" - that's the Irish version!
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No, Peter, I haven't. These days, I employ people to drink for me.
Bet it is boring you watching someone else drinking your malt whiskey.
Even a Scotchman would cry about that.
A Scotsman wouldn't touch "whiskey" - that's the Irish version!
No, but a "Scotchman" might.
Peter, that one doesn't even fall into the 'get a spell-checker' category. Scotch is a drink or a sticky tape - it is not a nationality.
I've just wasted about ?5k of my time typing that. ::)
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As I'm sure you all know, there are several cartoonists who visit this site and, like me, they are all obscenely rich. I, myself, own a mansion in Scotland, a villa (with beach) in Portugal, a ranch in Montana and about two thirds of Latvia. I will not disclose the real name of Tarquin Thunderthighs lll but the man has billions. Not only does he light his cigars with a twenty pound note, he lights the twenty pound note with a fifty pound note. The Peepmaster has a castle on Bute---only because the west coast of Scotland is a handy spot to launch your yacht towards Jamaica (which he owns). Malky McGookin emigrated to Australia and is now Prime Minister and owner of all the goldmines in Ginganggoorlie. I doubt if, between us, we work four hours a week.
I felt it was time that you, the public, knew the truth about cartooning.
As my Avatar is Beau Peep, shouldn't i get a monthly royalty cheque from Roger, for profiting from my likeness?
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I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
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As I'm sure you all know, there are several cartoonists who visit this site and, like me, they are all obscenely rich. I, myself, own a mansion in Scotland, a villa (with beach) in Portugal, a ranch in Montana and about two thirds of Latvia. I will not disclose the real name of Tarquin Thunderthighs lll but the man has billions. Not only does he light his cigars with a twenty pound note, he lights the twenty pound note with a fifty pound note. The Peepmaster has a castle on Bute---only because the west coast of Scotland is a handy spot to launch your yacht towards Jamaica (which he owns). Malky McGookin emigrated to Australia and is now Prime Minister and owner of all the goldmines in Ginganggoorlie. I doubt if, between us, we work four hours a week.
I felt it was time that you, the public, knew the truth about cartooning.
As my Avatar is Beau Peep, shouldn't i get a monthly royalty cheque from Roger, for profiting from my likeness?
I'd say six months for attempted fraud, myself.
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No, Peter, I haven't. These days, I employ people to drink for me.
Bet it is boring you watching someone else drinking your malt whiskey.
Even a Scotchman would cry about that.
A Scotsman wouldn't touch "whiskey" - that's the Irish version!
No, but a "Scotchman" might.
Peter, that one doesn't even fall into the 'get a spell-checker' category. Scotch is a drink or a sticky tape - it is not a nationality.
I've just wasted about ?5k of my time typing that. ::)
Not being a short drinker being six foot tall .
I bow to your wisdom TT111
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I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!
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I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!
You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
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He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!
And you fell for it?
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Roger, could you print me some money?
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Actually, this topic is rather fortuitous, since the renewal for cameldung.co.uk is nearing. Does anyone want to renew the url, or shall we just let it slide and use www.board.beaupeep.com?
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We don't really need it do we.
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Question tags are preceded by a comma and followed by a question mark.
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I don't use the url.
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Question tags are preceded by a comma and followed by a question mark.
You really can't help yourself, can you?
There you go, Peepsie - that's how to do it.
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I don't use the url.
Neither do I.
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You really can't help yourself, can you?
Sorry. I forgot which board I was on.
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It was a rhetorical question, Mince.
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But it's still a question.
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But it's still a question.
Not if I'm King */*@*&* James the Twenty-Ninth it's not!
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Fair enough. I don't argue with the King's English.
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As I'm sure you all know, there are several cartoonists who visit this site and, like me, they are all obscenely rich. I, myself, own a mansion in Scotland, a villa (with beach) in Portugal, a ranch in Montana and about two thirds of Latvia. I will not disclose the real name of Tarquin Thunderthighs lll but the man has billions. Not only does he light his cigars with a twenty pound note, he lights the twenty pound note with a fifty pound note. The Peepmaster has a castle on Bute---only because the west coast of Scotland is a handy spot to launch your yacht towards Jamaica (which he owns). Malky McGookin emigrated to Australia and is now Prime Minister and owner of all the goldmines in Ginganggoorlie. I doubt if, between us, we work four hours a week.
I felt it was time that you, the public, knew the truth about cartooning.
As my Avatar is Beau Peep, shouldn't i get a monthly royalty cheque from Roger, for profiting from my likeness?
I'd say six months for attempted fraud, myself.
ROFLMAO
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He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!
And you fell for it?
Oh, dudes. I'm all hurt now!!
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I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!
You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
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I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!
You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince
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I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!
You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince
This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.
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I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!
You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince
This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.
A quote within a quote never ending or beginning in the windmills of your mind.
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I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!
You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince
This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.
just let it slowly wash over you and absorb the sheer poetry of it, it becomes mind numbingly good
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I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!
You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince
This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.
A quote within a quote never ending or beginning in the windmills of your mind.
is this going to be on the test?
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I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!
You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince
This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.
just let it slowly wash over you and absorb the sheer poetry of it, it becomes mind numbingly good
Why am i getting the sudden urge to put my Pink floyd CD's on?
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I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!
You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince
This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.
just let it slowly wash over you and absorb the sheer poetry of it, it becomes mind numbingly good
Why am i getting the sudden urge to put my Pink floyd CD's on?
Now you swinging ...Wooh
Im in the middle of Jean michel Jarre