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Title: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 27, 2007, 08:47:20 PM
As I'm sure you all know, there are several cartoonists who visit this site and, like me, they are all obscenely rich. I, myself, own a mansion in Scotland, a villa (with beach) in Portugal, a ranch in Montana and about two thirds of Latvia. I will not disclose the real name of Tarquin Thunderthighs lll but the man has billions. Not only does he light his cigars with a twenty pound note, he lights the twenty pound note with a fifty pound note. The Peepmaster has a castle on Bute---only because the west coast of Scotland is a handy spot to launch your yacht towards Jamaica (which he owns). Malky McGookin emigrated to Australia and is now Prime Minister and owner of all the goldmines in Ginganggoorlie. I doubt if, between us, we work four hours a week.
I felt it was time that you, the public, knew the truth about cartooning.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: peter on August 27, 2007, 10:01:48 PM
Had a teeny weeny bit of the hard stuff Roger
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 27, 2007, 10:19:29 PM
No, Peter, I haven't. These days, I employ people to drink for me.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 27, 2007, 10:21:24 PM
I feel quite proud of the fact that we still speak with ordinary mortals, Roger. I hope they appreciate it.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 27, 2007, 10:37:48 PM
My butler, who types this stuff, couldn't agree more.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 27, 2007, 11:27:03 PM
My butler, who types this stuff, couldn't agree more.

Good grief - you're responding almost as fast as I can dictate this stuff to my P R Guru.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 27, 2007, 11:28:39 PM
Now that you have let the panther out of the bag, let us hope that Alistair Maclean Darling is not a lurker on this forum, Roger.

Of course, we all do our bit for the less fortunate. Lottery Funding - that's me, that is.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 27, 2007, 11:39:58 PM
It's the women who frequent this board I feel sorry for. The poor petals probably only get a pittance allowance from their menfolk, and have few opportunities to desert their household duties to post here, (when allowed the borrow the computer, of course). I want them to know that I hold them in my thoughts, and I understand why they post so infrequently.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 28, 2007, 10:10:06 AM
You're so rich you can afford two "s"s for "desert".
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 28, 2007, 11:01:27 AM
You're so rich you can afford two "s"s for "desert".

I'm having it looked into by my PR Guru.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on August 28, 2007, 02:41:45 PM
'Cartooning: a licence to print money" - would that be 'funny money'?   ;D
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: peter on August 28, 2007, 07:24:24 PM
No, Peter, I haven't. These days, I employ people to drink for me.
Bet it is boring you watching someone else drinking your malt whiskey.
Even a Scotchman would cry about that.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 28, 2007, 09:04:02 PM
No, Peter, I haven't. These days, I employ people to drink for me.
Bet it is boring you watching someone else drinking your malt whiskey.
Even a Scotchman would cry about that.

A Scotsman wouldn't touch "whiskey" - that's the Irish version!
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 28, 2007, 10:56:09 PM
No, Peter, I haven't. These days, I employ people to drink for me.
Bet it is boring you watching someone else drinking your malt whiskey.
Even a Scotchman would cry about that.

A Scotsman wouldn't touch "whiskey" - that's the Irish version!

No, but a "Scotchman" might.

Peter, that one doesn't even fall into the 'get a spell-checker' category. Scotch is a drink or a sticky tape - it is not a nationality.

I've just wasted about ?5k of my time typing that.  ::)
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Beau Peep on August 29, 2007, 01:37:55 AM
As I'm sure you all know, there are several cartoonists who visit this site and, like me, they are all obscenely rich. I, myself, own a mansion in Scotland, a villa (with beach) in Portugal, a ranch in Montana and about two thirds of Latvia. I will not disclose the real name of Tarquin Thunderthighs lll but the man has billions. Not only does he light his cigars with a twenty pound note, he lights the twenty pound note with a fifty pound note. The Peepmaster has a castle on Bute---only because the west coast of Scotland is a handy spot to launch your yacht towards Jamaica (which he owns). Malky McGookin emigrated to Australia and is now Prime Minister and owner of all the goldmines in Ginganggoorlie. I doubt if, between us, we work four hours a week.
I felt it was time that you, the public, knew the truth about cartooning.

As my Avatar is Beau Peep, shouldn't i get a monthly royalty cheque from Roger, for profiting from my likeness?
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 29, 2007, 09:18:13 AM
I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 29, 2007, 09:23:35 AM
As I'm sure you all know, there are several cartoonists who visit this site and, like me, they are all obscenely rich. I, myself, own a mansion in Scotland, a villa (with beach) in Portugal, a ranch in Montana and about two thirds of Latvia. I will not disclose the real name of Tarquin Thunderthighs lll but the man has billions. Not only does he light his cigars with a twenty pound note, he lights the twenty pound note with a fifty pound note. The Peepmaster has a castle on Bute---only because the west coast of Scotland is a handy spot to launch your yacht towards Jamaica (which he owns). Malky McGookin emigrated to Australia and is now Prime Minister and owner of all the goldmines in Ginganggoorlie. I doubt if, between us, we work four hours a week.
I felt it was time that you, the public, knew the truth about cartooning.

As my Avatar is Beau Peep, shouldn't i get a monthly royalty cheque from Roger, for profiting from my likeness?

I'd say six months for attempted fraud, myself.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: peter on August 29, 2007, 12:42:07 PM
No, Peter, I haven't. These days, I employ people to drink for me.
Bet it is boring you watching someone else drinking your malt whiskey.
Even a Scotchman would cry about that.

A Scotsman wouldn't touch "whiskey" - that's the Irish version!
   

No, but a "Scotchman" might.

Peter, that one doesn't even fall into the 'get a spell-checker' category. Scotch is a drink or a sticky tape - it is not a nationality.

I've just wasted about ?5k of my time typing that.  ::)

Not being a short drinker being six foot tall .
I bow to your wisdom TT111
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 29, 2007, 06:25:40 PM
I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 29, 2007, 08:09:16 PM
I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Mince on August 29, 2007, 10:31:36 PM
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

And you fell for it?
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Mince on August 30, 2007, 11:53:30 AM
Roger, could you print me some money?
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Mince on August 30, 2007, 02:35:19 PM
Actually, this topic is rather fortuitous, since the renewal for cameldung.co.uk is nearing. Does anyone want to renew the url, or shall we just let it slide and use www.board.beaupeep.com?
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 30, 2007, 03:02:02 PM
We don't really need it do we.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Mince on August 30, 2007, 03:11:51 PM
Question tags are preceded by a comma and followed by a question mark.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Mince on August 30, 2007, 03:12:05 PM
I don't use the url.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 30, 2007, 03:19:23 PM
Question tags are preceded by a comma and followed by a question mark.

You really can't help yourself, can you?

There you go, Peepsie - that's how to do it.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 30, 2007, 03:20:26 PM
I don't use the url.

Neither do I.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Mince on August 30, 2007, 03:38:59 PM
You really can't help yourself, can you?

Sorry. I forgot which board I was on.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 30, 2007, 04:09:03 PM
It was a rhetorical question, Mince.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Mince on August 30, 2007, 04:31:20 PM
But it's still a question.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 30, 2007, 06:04:42 PM
But it's still a question.

Not if I'm King */*@*&* James the Twenty-Ninth it's not!
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Mince on August 30, 2007, 06:13:17 PM
Fair enough. I don't argue with the King's English.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Beau Peep on September 01, 2007, 07:53:42 AM
As I'm sure you all know, there are several cartoonists who visit this site and, like me, they are all obscenely rich. I, myself, own a mansion in Scotland, a villa (with beach) in Portugal, a ranch in Montana and about two thirds of Latvia. I will not disclose the real name of Tarquin Thunderthighs lll but the man has billions. Not only does he light his cigars with a twenty pound note, he lights the twenty pound note with a fifty pound note. The Peepmaster has a castle on Bute---only because the west coast of Scotland is a handy spot to launch your yacht towards Jamaica (which he owns). Malky McGookin emigrated to Australia and is now Prime Minister and owner of all the goldmines in Ginganggoorlie. I doubt if, between us, we work four hours a week.
I felt it was time that you, the public, knew the truth about cartooning.

As my Avatar is Beau Peep, shouldn't i get a monthly royalty cheque from Roger, for profiting from my likeness?

I'd say six months for attempted fraud, myself.

ROFLMAO
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Beau Peep on September 01, 2007, 07:55:15 AM
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

And you fell for it?

Oh, dudes. I'm all hurt now!!
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Beau Peep on September 01, 2007, 07:56:15 AM
I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: peter on September 01, 2007, 09:20:46 AM
I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Beau Peep on September 01, 2007, 09:26:52 AM
I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince
This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Mince on September 01, 2007, 09:29:25 AM
I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince
This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.

A quote within a quote never ending or beginning in the windmills of your mind.
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: peter on September 01, 2007, 09:33:05 AM
I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince
This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.
just let it slowly wash over you and absorb the sheer poetry of it, it becomes mind numbingly good
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Beau Peep on September 01, 2007, 10:11:37 AM
I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince
This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.

A quote within a quote never ending or beginning in the windmills of your mind.

is this going to be on the test?
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: Beau Peep on September 01, 2007, 10:13:45 AM
I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince
This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.
just let it slowly wash over you and absorb the sheer poetry of it, it becomes mind numbingly good
Why am i getting the sudden urge to put my Pink floyd CD's on?
Title: Re: Cartooning:a licence to print money.
Post by: peter on September 01, 2007, 03:24:37 PM
I don't think I'm disclosing too much when I say that the honourable new member above, Mr Peep, used to be a legionnaire. I, for one, am going to be very, very nice to him. And the cheque's in the post.
He was a REAL legionnaire! Honest! He's emailed me!

You mean he can work a computer, Roger? Maybe they'll adopt you as a fort mascot.
That's a load of bullsh1t!!
i can't work a computer
Join the clan of idiost who type with one finger cant spell and have to put up with Mince
This site is a clan of idiots?
Ah nutz, I'm going to have to study hard to keep up with you all.
just let it slowly wash over you and absorb the sheer poetry of it, it becomes mind numbingly good
Why am i getting the sudden urge to put my Pink floyd CD's on?
Now you swinging ...Wooh
Im in the middle of Jean michel Jarre