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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on October 05, 2016, 09:34:32 PM

Title: Mince's New World Order
Post by: Mince on October 05, 2016, 09:34:32 PM
RULE 1: It's legal, entirely acceptable, and indeed encouraged, to slap anyone who steps in front of you with a shopping trolley in a supermarket and stops stop dead and looks around, ignoring where they're going.
Title: Re: Mince's New World Order
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 05, 2016, 10:07:32 PM
Gets my vote.
Title: Re: Mince's New World Order
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 05, 2016, 11:59:17 PM
Nah, not getting mine Tarks. My pet hate is getting my Achilles' tendons rattled by supermarket trolleys pushed by vegans, who are too weak to stop the trolley momentum, due to malnutrition from eating tofu, quorn, wallpaper and paving slabs.

I like to stop in front of them to see what their stopping distance is!
Title: Re: Mince's New World Order
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 06, 2016, 12:14:12 AM
Gets my vote.
Title: Re: Mince's New World Order
Post by: Mince on October 06, 2016, 02:10:14 PM
RULE 2: Smartarse Scottish tossers called Sandy, whose only two working braincells are addled by pollutants and cholesterol, ought to be flogged daily in the street by bored school children.
Title: Re: Mince's New World Order
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 06, 2016, 04:03:35 PM
Gets my vo... hang on - there's no need to bring cholesterol into this.  >:(
Title: Re: Mince's New World Order
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 06, 2016, 11:42:38 PM
Quote from: Mincy McMinceface on October 06, 2016, 02:10:14 PM
RULE 2: Smartarse Scottish tossers called Sandy, whose only two working braincells are addled by pollutants and cholesterol, ought to be flogged daily in the street by bored school children.

Only thing flogged daily in Scotland is The Big Issue!


Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 06, 2016, 04:03:35 PM
Gets my vo... hang on - there's no need to bring cholesterol into this.  >:(

Quite right...you're just as manly as everyone else.
Title: Re: Mince's New World Order
Post by: Diane CBPFC on October 08, 2016, 04:52:17 AM
I suggest you keep an anger management journal - it did wonders for Rhod Gilbert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf17XyPEnQk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf17XyPEnQk)
Title: Re: Mince's New World Order
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 08, 2016, 10:23:49 PM
Brilliant, Diane !

 ;D ;D ;D