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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on November 08, 2016, 03:40:15 PM

Title: Mishearing the wife
Post by: Mince on November 08, 2016, 03:40:15 PM

If you're bored one day, spend some time deliberately mishearing your wife. So when your wife says "Catch it in your right hand.", answer "Oh, I'd better wipe that off." Or if she says, "We need a new deal.", reply with "I didn't even know they wore clothes.". Or if she says, "Be nice!", ask, "In the freezer?" And when she finally says, "You don't seem able to take anything seriously.", reply, "I don't even know a Mabel."

Title: Re: Mishearing the wife
Post by: Egg on November 08, 2016, 04:39:03 PM

What if she asks "What happened to the thread about Teachers?"

Title: Re: Mishearing the wife
Post by: Roger Kettle on November 08, 2016, 05:26:41 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: Mishearing the wife
Post by: Redundant on November 08, 2016, 06:32:15 PM

Quote from: Egg on November 08, 2016, 04:39:03 PM

What if she asks "What happened to the thread about Teachers?"

You reply: "You want to buy a bed with extra features?"