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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: peter on September 05, 2007, 05:56:06 PM
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If the Arabs are Dundee what are Dundee United called ................
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You do it deliberately, don't you, Peter? Dundee United are the Arabs. Dundee...well, I grew up in Perth, so I'd better not comment.
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Dundee United are indeed "The Arabs". Also, believe it or not, "The Terrors".
Dundee have the imaginative nickname "The Dark Blues".
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Dundee United are indeed "The Arabs". Also, believe it or not, "The Terrors".
Dundee have the imaginative nickname "The Dark Blues".
Thank you Roger
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Dundee are also known as "The Heap" and they play at "The Dump".
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So which one's The Nomads?
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I would have thought that any team with "Wanderers" in their name would qualify as Nomads.
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That was another of my missed gags, when I suggested that the Nomads have a tendency not to play home fixtures. Maybe I should go work for the FT?
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That was another of my missed gags, when I suggested that the Nomads have a tendency not to play home fixtures. Maybe I should go work for the FT?
Index
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You do it deliberately, don't you, Peter? Dundee United are the Arabs. Dundee...well, I grew up in Perth, so I'd better not comment.
You think I am that good.
Praise indeed.
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Maybe I should go work for the FT?
Is there a Fools' Tabloid?
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Maybe I should go work for the FT?
Is there a Fools' Tabloid?
Not this side of Wapping, no.
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I had no idea there were two teams for you to choose from Roger - why did you pick the one over the other?
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I had no idea there were two teams for you to choose from Roger - why did you pick the one over the other?
And please try to keep Ralphie Milne's thighs out of your answer.
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I had no idea there were two teams for you to choose from Roger - why did you pick the one over the other?
And please try to keep Ralphie Milne's thighs out of your answer.
Who is Ralphie Milne.
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I had no idea there were two teams for you to choose from Roger - why did you pick the one over the other?
Dundee United is actually closer to Newport on Tay, where Roger lives. To get to Dundee, he'd have to cross Hindmarsh Avenue and travel a further 150 yards.
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I had no idea there were two teams for you to choose from Roger - why did you pick the one over the other?
Dundee United is actually closer to Newport on Tay, where Roger lives. To get to Dundee, he'd have to cross Hindmarsh Avenue and travel a further 150 yards.
I can see the problem. Another 150 yards no wonder Roger decided on Dundee United.
That extra yardage would have wore him out to enjoy the match and gave him more drinking time.
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I started to support Dundee United because of Ralphie Milne's thighs.
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I started to support Dundee United because of Ralphie Milne's thighs.
Knew it!
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I started to support Dundee United because of Ralphie Milne's thighs.
Who or what is Ralphie Milne
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I seem to remember Fyodor singing a song about Ralphie Milne - maybe he could put in on here? :D
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Would if I could, but guess what? I've forgotten it.
I do remember writing to a chap called Duncan Leith (an eminent admirer of aforesaid thighs). I pretended to be Ralphie and, in the way I've heard chaps do, proposed a chap-to-chap encounter.
Imagine my satisfaction when Duncan swallowed it.
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Would if I could, but guess what? I've forgotten it.
I do remember writing to a chap called Duncan Leith (an eminent admirer of aforesaid thighs). I pretended to be Ralphie and, in the way I've heard chaps do, proposed a chap-to-chap encounter.
Imagine my satisfaction when Duncan swallowed it.
I'd rather not, thanks, Fydo.
I worked in the same office as the afore-mentioned Mr Leith for four and a half years, during which time I was treated to countless tales of the latest exploits of Ralphie Milne's thighs. I feel compelled to point out that the attraction was purely emotional, and that Dunc was/is as hetero as they come...although I didn't now about Fydo's letter - he kept that one quiet.
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Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa. I have been severely chidden by the Kettlemeister for descending to the unforgiveable depths of the double-entendre.
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Well, distasteful as it was (ahem!), I admit I laughed, Fydo.
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Fyodor, you were not "chidden" for using double-entendres. You were "chidden" for using tired, bad double-entendres, first used in 1970 by Larry Grayson/John Inman and battered to death ever since by every gay comedian up to Graeme Norton. I say this entirely from a humour point of view. I couldn't care less if a person sleeps with men, women, halibut or broccoli. No matter how much we've all moved on, British gay comedians still insist on using the same tiresome double-entendres, delivered either with a smirk or a contrived air of innocence, that were used nearly 40 years ago. I am just SO tired of this and the gay community deserves better. THAT'S why you were chiddededed!
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Roger's absolutely right. I wish to withdraw my earlier admission. :-\
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Fyodor, you were not "chidden" for using double-entendres. You were "chidden" for using tired, bad double-entendres, first used in 1970 by Larry Grayson/John Inman and battered to death ever since by every gay comedian up to Graeme Norton. I say this entirely from a humour point of view. I couldn't care less if a person sleeps with men, women, halibut or broccoli. No matter how much we've all moved on, British gay comedians still insist on using the same tiresome double-entendres, delivered either with a smirk or a contrived air of innocence, that were used nearly 40 years ago. I am just SO tired of this and the gay community deserves better. THAT'S why you were chiddededed!
Guess you won't be doing THAT again, Fyodor!!!
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Fyodor, you were not "chidden" for using double-entendres. You were "chidden" for using tired, bad double-entendres, first used in 1970 by Larry Grayson/John Inman and battered to death ever since by every gay comedian up to Graeme Norton. I say this entirely from a humour point of view. I couldn't care less if a person sleeps with men, women, halibut or broccoli. No matter how much we've all moved on, British gay comedians still insist on using the same tiresome double-entendres, delivered either with a smirk or a contrived air of innocence, that were used nearly 40 years ago. I am just SO tired of this and the gay community deserves better. THAT'S why you were chiddededed!
Guess you won't be doing THAT again, Fyodor!!!
Yes, Fyodor. All those extra 'ededed's' must have put the fear of God into you! :D
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Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes.
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Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes.
I understand part of the first line.
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Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes.
I understand part of the first line.
Good. Can you explain any of it to me? ???
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Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes.
I understand part of the first line.
Good. Can you explain any of it to me? ???
now there is only me that is sane. The loony bin is full, so I cannot join you.
Picking on an old man that has only just come out of hospital.
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Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes.
I understand part of the first line.
Good. Can you explain any of it to me? ???
now there is only me that is sane. The loony bin is full, so I cannot join you.
Picking on an old man that has only just come out of hospital.
Poor old Peter :'(
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Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes.
I understand part of the first line.
Good. Can you explain any of it to me? ???
now there is only me that is sane. The loony bin is full, so I cannot join you.
Picking on an old man that has only just come out of hospital.
Are you a cleaner at a hospital?
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Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes.
I understand part of the first line.
Good. Can you explain any of it to me? ???
now there is only me that is sane. The loony bin is full, so I cannot join you.
Picking on an old man that has only just come out of hospital.
Are you a cleaner at a hospital?
I know were this is going too. No I did not start the super bug outbreak.
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Dundee united win again this is has got to be there year.
I hear a secret Billionaire has been pumping money into them.
Now we know were Rogers money goes.
I understand part of the first line.
Good. Can you explain any of it to me? ???
now there is only me that is sane. The loony bin is full, so I cannot join you.
Picking on an old man that has only just come out of hospital.
Are you a cleaner at a hospital?
I know were this is going too. No I did not start the super bug outbreak.
Only because you can't spell staphylococcus aureus! ;D
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Did you say, "pumping" Peter? Roger, did you notice that one?
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Did you say, "pumping" Peter? Roger, did you notice that one?
Yes from his Cartoon Empire his spare change is spent on a new player for his dream team.
They will be getting tired from there high status in the league.
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Fyodor, you were not "chidden" for using double-entendres. You were "chidden" for using tired, bad double-entendres, first used in 1970 by Larry Grayson/John Inman and battered to death ever since by every gay comedian up to Graeme Norton. I say this entirely from a humour point of view. I couldn't care less if a person sleeps with men, women, halibut or broccoli. No matter how much we've all moved on, British gay comedians still insist on using the same tiresome double-entendres, delivered either with a smirk or a contrived air of innocence, that were used nearly 40 years ago. I am just SO tired of this and the gay community deserves better. THAT'S why you were chiddededed!
Guess you won't be doing THAT again, Fyodor!!!
Lil, "halibut"! I ask you. And he doesn't even know he's doing it.
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Did you say, "pumping" Peter? Roger, did you notice that one?
I'm not sure we should be using the word "Roger" on a family forum.
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Did you say, "pumping" Peter? Roger, did you notice that one?
I'm not sure we should be using the word "Roger" on a family forum.
Roger and out.
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Did you say, "pumping" Peter? Roger, did you notice that one?
I'm not sure we should be using the word "Roger" on a family forum.
Roger and out.
Tango Whisky India Tango...
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Are you sure you should use that spelling for whisky
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The last post was a cock up.
But even for me that pretty spectacular.
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The last post was a cock up.
But even for me that pretty spectacular.
I spelt it the Scottish way. I think the phonetic alphabet may spell it the Irish way, "whiskey", but that's not for me. It was a banastric choice I had to make.
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I spelt it the Scottish way. I think the phonetic alphabet may spell it the Irish way, "whiskey", but that's not for me. It was a banastric choice I had to make.
Banastric What do you mean.
Possible Banausic