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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on November 04, 2017, 10:05:15 PM

Title: Scottish Joke
Post by: Mince on November 04, 2017, 10:05:15 PM

"There are some rhymes visible only to the Scottish eye", said the man from Milngavie.

Title: Re: Scottish Joke
Post by: Mince on November 04, 2017, 10:12:30 PM

A woman goes into a butcher's on a cold winter morning, and the butcher is leaning on a radiator.

The woman asks: "Excuse me, is that yer Ayrshire bacon?"

The butcher replies: "Naw hen - I'm just heatin' ma hands!"

Title: Re: Scottish Joke
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on November 05, 2017, 11:15:20 AM

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ??? ;D

Title: Re: Scottish Joke
Post by: Roger Kettle on November 05, 2017, 06:46:41 PM

I can see it now......"The McMince Book of Jokes".

Title: Re: Scottish Joke
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on November 12, 2017, 11:35:32 PM

They're actually quite funny!

Well done, that man. 😂