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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on March 05, 2018, 07:28:04 PM

Title: One-Liners
Post by: Mince on March 05, 2018, 07:28:04 PM

1. For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

2. I’ve started a dating site for chickens just to make hens meet.

3. If you rearrange the letters of postmen, they get really annoyed.

4. Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.

5. When I walked into my house and discovered that someone had stolen all of my lamps, I was delighted.

6. I apologise for name dropping: the Queen hates it when I do that.

7. I was going to post a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

8. When cartoonists want to decide who's the best, they draw lots.

9. I had a fan installed inside my head and it's blowing my mind.

10. When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down.

Title: Re: One-Liners
Post by: Max on March 05, 2018, 08:11:23 PM

Be strong Mincey, somewhere, out there, there's a cure.  :o

Title: Re: One-Liners
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 06, 2018, 02:11:59 PM

I laughed at four of those, and winced at the rest. No, I'm not going to say which was which.

Title: Re: One-Liners
Post by: Mince on March 06, 2018, 03:09:51 PM

I just found out I'm colourblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

Title: Re: One-Liners
Post by: Mince on March 06, 2018, 03:13:11 PM

Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, but he's never gonna give you Up.

Title: Re: One-Liners
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 06, 2018, 05:17:49 PM

One laugh, one wince. 50% strike rate. You're getting there.

Title: Re: One-Liners
Post by: Diane CBPFC on March 10, 2018, 06:54:14 PM

#7 was pretty good.  (y)