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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on March 13, 2020, 08:52:42 AM

Title: My new film
Post by: Mince on March 13, 2020, 08:52:42 AM

My new film is about two body guards, who don't have names so far and have been called A and B. At the moment, I have only two lines of script.

A (speaking slowly and emphatically): I need to guard MPs.

B: Well, I can get you a whole tin if you want.

Title: Re: My new film
Post by: Diane CBPFC on March 13, 2020, 04:05:44 PM

Is this about the importance of ear protection when firing guns? 

Title: Re: My new film
Post by: Mince on March 13, 2020, 06:34:34 PM

I don't believe I entertained that topic while writing those lines.

Title: Re: My new film
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 13, 2020, 08:30:56 PM

Can't wait for the rest. I'm gripped.

Title: Re: My new film
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 16, 2020, 04:40:44 PM

I can wait. I don't believe I'm gripped.