Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Just a Fort => Topic started by: Mince on November 30, 2007, 07:56:38 AM
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The winner of the competition gets a *crate of whiskey and a badge saying "I won coz I'm stupid".
* The winner is required to buy his/her own crate and fill it with full bottles of whiskey bought by him/her from the supermarket.
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M'lud, the defendant's "competition" was, at best, misleading and, at worst, fraudulent. We recommend he be held liable for the prize on offer in full.
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Is there a phone-in version?
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I can't read that tiny bit at the bottom. I wouldn't want that Irish counterfeit stuff, anyway.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/BritTeacher/Beau%20Peep/1e2be7b1.jpg)
The winner of the competition gets a *crate of whiskey and a badge saying "I won coz I'm stupid".
* The winner is required to buy his/her own crate and fill it with full bottles of whiskey bought by him/her from the supermarket.
*The winner is required to buy his/her own crate and fill it with full bottles of whiskey bought by him/her from the supermarket.
Is this any better, Peepmaster?
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/BritTeacher/Beau%20Peep/1e2be7b1.jpg)
Panel 1
Beau: "Look - see how you can't write or draw with a stick of liquorice".
Panel 2
Beau: "Scientist have been conducting such experiments since time immemorial".
Panel 3
Beau devours aforementioned liquorice.
Panel 4
Dennis: "You've eaten it without leaving me any, you 4-eyed muppet!"
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Have I won yet? ???
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BEAU PEEP: First I am going to write down what's in my speech bubble above me.
BEAU PEEP: Then I am going to pull on my upper lip so it looks stupid.
DENNIS: Roger is THE MASTER!
By the way, who do you think is going to win?
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I am writing a poem for a competition
What rhymes with with moth
erm..........
dennis butterfly
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Quit while you're ahead, Peter.
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Quit while you're ahead, Peter.
Don't worry Roger I don't like whiskey.
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Quit while you're ahead, Peter.
Also I don't want people thinking I was not interested.
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No chance of winning Mince is judging
no impartiality there
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Diane - you've added a speech bubble in the pregnant pause frame... ::)
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IT'S A BOY!..... ;D
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Diane - you've added a speech bubble in the pregnant pause frame... ::)
That's why Dennis does not want Vera the "pregnant pause"
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I will have to disqualify her. (This is not because she deserves it, but because I want to see Malc's reaction.)
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Can you explain Peter's post first. It doesn't make sense.
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I refuse to be disqualified - what you gonna do about that?
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I refuse to be disqualified - what you gonna do about that?
Refusing to be disqualified is instant grounds for being disqualified.
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Can you explain Peter's post first. It doesn't make sense.
Does this explain it?
BEAU PEEP: I am writing a poem for a competition.
BEAU PEEP: What rhymes with moth?
DENNIS: Butterfly?
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Can you explain Peter's post first. It doesn't make sense.
Does this explain it?
BEAU PEEP: I am writing a poem for a competition.
BEAU PEEP: What rhymes with moth?
DENNIS: Butterfly?
No - I meant this post:
That's why Dennis does not want Vera the "pregnant pause"
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That's his fifth post! Can't you count?
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That's his fifth post! Can't you count?
I said "Peter's post first", not "Peter's first post"!
Are you a loony? ::)
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Oh, I must have misread it.
And yes, probably.
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Can you explain Peter's post first. It doesn't make sense.
All you have to do is ask Peeps,
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All you have to do is ask Peeps,
Why would he know? He's the one who's asking!
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One bloody comma
I ask you
Just One bloody comma
I am glad Im not being taught by him.
He would charge me for every full stop comma ! ? I missed.
Its a good job i taught him all he knew about English.
Then had breakfast
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Yes, but that missed comma totally changed the meaning of your post, Peter. It's one instance where punctuation is clearly important.
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Yes, but that missed comma totally changed the meaning of your post, Peter. It's one instance where punctuation is clearly important.
Not to me Peeps old mate....... if you can not ask,,,,,,, you don''''''''t get.......
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I don''t know how to draw so you cartoonist will have to put up with my broken literary and gramma
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I'm posting this to get the farting reference off the home page. New visitors might assume we're all a bunch of offensive loonies.
Who won the caption comp, anyway?
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I did.
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I don't suppose you're any good with Themes.
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Was that reply to someone in particular?
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Was that reply to someone in particular?
Don't take things so serious
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Was that reply to someone in particular?
Don't take things so serious
Help! I'm so confused! Who's taking what seriously? I feel like Baldrick in the classic scene in S02 when Percy and Blackadder change clothes: "I'm so confused. I don't know who I am or where I live".
I didn't understand Mince's post at all. So I assumed it was to something in one of the previous pages. Hence my asking (essentially) "to whom are you speaking?".
Now Peter seems to be talking to me but I have no idea about what.
Bueller?
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Was that reply to someone in particular?
Don't take things so serious
Help! I'm so confused! Who's taking what seriously? I feel like Baldrick in the classic scene in S02 when Percy and Blackadder change clothes: "I'm so confused. I don't know who I am or where I live".
I didn't understand Mince's post at all. So I assumed it was to something in one of the previous pages. Hence my asking (essentially) "to whom are you speaking?".
Now Peter seems to be talking to me but I have no idea about what.
Bueller?
Like you I assumed that Mince was talking about you and I read your reply you seemed to be taking it to literally, so sorry.
I am only allowed on the board to confuse people
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Welcome to the House Of Fun, Melvyna! ;)
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I don't suppose you're any good with Themes.
That should have read as follows:
I don't suppose you're any good with Them e's.
I have trouble with e's sometimes. And capitals. And sentence fragments.
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Is there a minimum drink limit for these forums that nobody's told me about?
You're all either barking mad or completely sozzled. If it's both, how the hell are you managing to type?
What "e's"? Serious? On the Peep boards?
Melvyna signing off now and wishing Peter and Mince a sober day tomorrow so they can look at this thread, scratch their heads, and say aloud, "who posted this drivel using my username?".
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Melvyn adam, I think your caption was brilliant. I may use it for my New Year's computer wallpaper. ;D
Let me explain what I think just happened - Mince is an English teacher, well not really a teacher but he has somehow persuaded parents to pay for computer tutoring for their children. I worry about the children as Mince is planning a nation-wide snowman punch-up for them. Peter is his father - poor sod - he hides his sweeties from Mince to no avail - Mince waits until the wee hours and rummages through his father's draws.
I think that Mince was trying to say that your caption was brilliant and wondered how you do with themes which is an old fashioned way of saying essays (See the movie A Christmas Story - about the young boy who wanted a BB gun for Christmas and wrote a theme about it.) mistaking this forum for his forum of students and you for one of his more promising students.
I used to be able to post here without a worry in the world - now I have to run my posts through spell check first.
Hope that helps.
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Actually, noticing that melvynadam could edit pictures in Photoshop, I wondered whether he wanted to help out with the images for this forum - i.e. the THEME.
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Don't listen to them, Melvyna. You were right; we're all demented drunkards.
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Don't listen to them, Melvyna. You were right; we're all demented drunkards.
Speak for yourself!
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Actually, noticing that melvynadam could edit pictures in Photoshop, I wondered whether he wanted to help out with the images for this forum - i.e. the THEME.
What help is it your looking for Mince?
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Actually, noticing that melvynadam could edit pictures in Photoshop, I wondered whether he wanted to help out with the images for this forum - i.e. the THEME.
LOL! You really did mean "theme"? Brevity, it seems, was your downfall. Had you been more explicit I would have told you that I'd love to help out but have no idea when or if I can find the time.
Oh and incidentally, I used Paint.NET - the poor man's Photoshop.
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Actually, noticing that melvynadam could edit pictures in Photoshop, I wondered whether he wanted to help out with the images for this forum - i.e. the THEME.
LOL! You really did mean "theme"? Brevity, it seems, was your downfall. Had you been more explicit I would have told you that I'd love to help out but have no idea when or if I can find the time.
Oh and incidentally, I used Paint.NET - the poor man's Photoshop.
I use crayons there the grandkids
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there the grandkids
Now I see why grammar and English gets corrected so frequently on these boards. Where are the grandkids?
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At home.
Don't start on me I could get mean and get Mince to Mince you up.
Have a nice day
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At home.
Don't start on me I could get mean and get Mince to Mince you up.
Have a nice day
Mince can't find his way out of a red notice board - he certainly can't Mince anyone up!
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At home.
Don't start on me I could get mean and get Mince to Mince you up.
Have a nice day
Mince can't find his way out of a red notice board - he certainly can't Mince anyone up!
If he find my sweets again any thing could happen