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Title: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 07, 2007, 10:44:53 PM
I'd like to apologise for a couple of things....my love for the awful CSI MIAMI and my inability to post things from YouTube. If you've got a few minutes and you're bored, please check out "CSI Miami-endless Caruso one liners". I love this man.
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: Mince on December 07, 2007, 10:57:43 PM
Embedding YouTube is even easier now. You just post the link to the page and the board does the rest.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 08, 2007, 12:00:52 AM
Has a greater actor ever walked this earth?
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: Malc on December 08, 2007, 02:33:18 AM
It's great to hear The Who, though.

I'm sure you know of the CSI Miami parties where fans take a drink every time Caruso puts his shades on or takes them off, and two drinks if he cocks his head to one side...?
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: Vulture on December 08, 2007, 07:07:12 AM
Has a greater actor ever walked this earth?

Roger, you must be joking. David Caruso has just two or three stances, which he doubles by putting his hands on his hips, and that is the extent of his 'acting'. 

The only CSI worth watching is the original one.
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 08, 2007, 07:49:39 AM
Has a greater actor ever walked this earth?

Don Estelle.
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 08, 2007, 10:08:49 AM
Well, they're first equal, obviously.
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: Fyodor on December 08, 2007, 10:26:35 AM
The greatest cop show ever is "The Wire". Baltimore PD's finest, McNulty, he da man!
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: peter on December 08, 2007, 11:05:43 AM
Evening all Jack Warner
Hello playmates Aurther Askey
Hello my darlings Charlie Drake
Its turned out nice again George Formby
You lucky people Tommy Trinder

Great entertainers but what actors
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: Mince on December 08, 2007, 12:20:58 PM
Roger, can you remember the CSI Miami episode where a killer kills a girl's family by mistake (because he could not read the house number, because he was illiterate, dyslexic, or peter), and then the main guy says to her "The next time you see my face, you will know that you are safe."? He sees her at the end at a funeral for her parents: he nods; she sighs in relief and mouths a thank you, and he waltzes off like some kind of mysterious guardian angel.
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 08, 2007, 12:56:05 PM
Roger, can you remember the CSI Miami episode where a killer kills a girl's family by mistake (because he could not read the house number, because he was illiterate, dyslexic, or peter), and then the main guy says to her "The next time you see my face, you will know that you are safe."? He sees her at the end at a funeral for her parents: he nods; she sighs in relief and mouths a thank you, and he waltzes off like some kind of mysterious guardian angel.

Can you be more specific?
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 08, 2007, 01:48:25 PM
There was one episode where, on the face of it, a young wife murders her older, wealthy. husband. Then you find out the wife is a twin. Then you find out she's actually a triplet. Then you find out the husband hired a man to have plastic surgery, thus creating his own perfect double. So, in fact, the third triplet murdered her sister's husband's double. Horatio had to take his sunglasses off several times for that one.
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: Calypso on December 08, 2007, 01:54:12 PM
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Has a greater actor ever walked this earth?

Not according to David Caruso, Roger. His ego is legendary.
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: Vulture on December 08, 2007, 02:05:07 PM
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Has a greater actor ever walked this earth?

Not according to David Caruso, Roger. His ego is legendary.

He's smarmy.  :P
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: Vulture on December 08, 2007, 02:11:35 PM
There was one episode where, on the face of it, a young wife murders her older, wealthy. husband. Then you find out the wife is a twin. Then you find out she's actually a triplet. Then you find out the husband hired a man to have plastic surgery, thus creating his own perfect double. So, in fact, the third triplet murdered her sister's husband's double. Horatio had to take his sunglasses off several times for that one.

I must have blinked and missed that bit (I was in Toronto during the summer: it was too hot to go out: I'd gotten fed up with all the infommercials.... ), I remember all the above except where the husband had a double. 
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 08, 2007, 03:12:38 PM
Pardon my ignorance - I've never actually watched any of this series. Is it intended to be a spoof?
Title: Re: CSI MIAMI, again---I'm really sorry.
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 08, 2007, 08:15:16 PM
No. That's why I love it.