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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Malc on January 19, 2008, 11:28:04 PM
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This wasn't inspired by the chortling thread, this is a new idea.
One of us supplies the first bit of the gag, and the others throw in the punchline. No it HASN'T been done before, because these are ORIGINAL gags of our own making, not so-called classics that we're dredging up.
I'll start first.
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Shakespeare was kicked out of pubs in his home town so often he was known as...?
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Shakespeare was kicked out of pubs in his home town so often he was known as...?
a drunken bastard.Bum.
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Banned of Brothers
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Bard of Stratford.
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You're getting there. Very slowly and painfully, but getting there.
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Oh, oh, a drunken bardstard ;D
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....and we've now taken a detour via Barking.
OK, here's the answer.
Shakespeare was kicked out of pubs in his home town so often he was known as...?
The Barred Of Avon
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See? Gosh anyone would think you lot thought this thread was a load of boring tripe. Or something.
Here's another one.
The founder and creator of Fox News Channel is a well-known naturist. He is often known as...?
Here's a clue, just this once.
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:4u8LwNgSlLOkjM:http://www.art-of-)
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Pee Wee ???
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Rupert the Bear.
Rupert.
An umbrella.
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*sigh*
Rupert The BARE!
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I got it, Malc - but you'd already posted the answer. "Naturist" was the clue!
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Yes, but "naturist" was only the...Oh, I know what's happening here...
Kettle is no good as the butt of your pranks because he never realises what's going on at the best of times, so you've turned your attention to me >:(
I can imagine the email now: "Malky's posted a new thread, let's pretend to misunderstand it as much as possible," is that it?
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Yup! ;D
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Give us another one. We are treating it as a serious competition on the thread you can't see. Peter's winning.
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Oh, so I'm supposed to continue to humiliate myself just to amuse a bunch of shiftless yobbos with nothing better to do?
Alright then, Here's a new one.
A famous native American tribe from the Hudson valley had all their shoes made by the same cobbler.
He would stretch, hammer and form the moccasins on the same apparatus. It was known as the...?
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Is the "It" the tribe, the cobbler or the apparatus?
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Oh, so I'm supposed to continue to humiliate myself just to amuse a bunch of shiftless yobbos with nothing better to do?
Alright then, Here's a new one.
A famous native American tribe from the Hudson valley had all their shoes made by the same cobbler.
He would stretch, hammer and form the moccasins on the same apparatus. It was known as the...?
The Tribe with One Shoe-Shop"?
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Oh, so I'm supposed to continue to humiliate myself just to amuse a bunch of shiftless yobbos with nothing better to do?
Alright then, Here's a new one.
A famous native American tribe from the Hudson valley had all their shoes made by the same cobbler.
He would stretch, hammer and form the moccasins on the same apparatus. It was known as the...?
The Last of the Moccasins?
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Dam I thought it was a Hoopi
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Chimchiminey.
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I think Vulture almost had it.
It's 'The Last Of The Apache'. Very funny, Malky!
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It's "Sioux" (pronounced like "Choux" in "Choux Pastry").
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It's "Sioux" (pronounced like "Choux" in "Choux Pastry").
I thought "Sioux" was pronounced "Sue"?
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Not when you want to force a gag out of it.
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Not when you want to force a gag out of it.
Tarquin understands these things, and we both know how Malc's mind works. Anyway, that's that one solved. I wonder what others Malc has in store. This is quite fun.
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Yes, this topic has produced a whole chimchiminey of laughs.
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Yes, this topic has produced a whole chimchiminey of laughs.
Soon stop that call for a chimney sweep.
Be here in fifteen moments
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I'm so glad you're enjoying this exciting new initiative, I feel so validated and not at all like a total tool.
Here's another one.
A football player wanted a game down at the local rec. He packed his boots, turned up to a game in progress and asked the coach if he could get a run.
The coach said "I don't know, are you the chief executive in a country's regional government, such as a province or state?"
The player said "no"
"Then sorry", says the coach, "this isn't some kind of pub competition, this is the........."
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I'm so glad you're enjoying this exciting new initiative, I feel so validated and not at all like a total tool.
Here's another one.
A football player wanted a game down at the local rec. He packed his boots, turned up to a game in progress and asked the coach if he could get a run.
The coach said "I don't know, are you the chief executive in a country's regional government, such as a province or state?"
The player said "no"
"Then sorry", says the coach, "this isn't some kind of pub competition, this is the........."
President's Cup.
Easy-peasy lemon squeezy!
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I was going to say Notts County.
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No! (he said excitedly trying to make it look like he doesn't know they're taking the p*ss) but you're doing very well. Just so overjoyed you're all enjoying this.