Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on April 03, 2008, 11:08:25 AM
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PRESENTER: We can either sit here with mulled wine and tell ghost stories or we can go house hunting.
CUSTOMER: We'll go house hunting.
He should have said: "Oh, shut up, @#%*-features! and just show us the houses."
Estate Agent valuing a house: "The bannister is not really sympathetic."
Yeah, and the mantelpiece is angry with the windows and the curtains have got the hump.
Stop talking crap!
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On the outside the house is "Oldy Worldy".
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oldy worldy means no running water unless it is rising damp
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oldy worldy means no running water unless it is rising damp
:D
Is mum making you watch it?
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PRESENTER: And now for the wild-card house. Which way do you think it is?
CUSTOMER: This way [pointing]?
PRESENTER: No, it's this way.
She should have said: "Look, @#*%-face, just tell us where the &*@#ing house is."
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We'll get that heap of shite in Australia in about 6 months.
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We'll get that heap of shite in Australia in about 6 months.
Oh, so delicately put! :o
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We'll get that heap of shite in Australia in about 6 months.
Oh, so delicately put! :o
They don't " ::) their words" in Australia, Vulch!
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Round of applause, Peeps!
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I'd have preferred a round of drinks, Roger, but thanks anyway.
Anyway, back to the subject - I'll buy a programme, Mince. How much are they?
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?500, in cash.