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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Colin on April 04, 2008, 04:23:10 PM

Title: Things Real men would never say.
Post by: Colin on April 04, 2008, 04:23:10 PM

Ooooh, I prefer the pink one.

No pints for me today, I'm on the cocktails.

I look good in leather trousers.

Hold me.

No, you are right, cuddling is better.

What type of salad dressing do you have?

Dancing makes me feel liberated.

Title: Re: Things Real men would never say.
Post by: Mince on April 04, 2008, 04:52:38 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

Title: Re: Things Real men would never say.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on April 04, 2008, 05:36:58 PM

Colin embrace your feminine side - buy yourself an nice pink shirt.

Title: Re: Things Real men would never say.
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 04, 2008, 05:39:21 PM

"My name's Mince. Your punctuation's wrong."

Title: Re: Things Real men would never say.
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 04, 2008, 07:47:04 PM

Quote from: Colin on April 04, 2008, 04:23:10 PM

Ooooh, I prefer the pink one.

No pints for me today, I'm on the cocktails.

I look good in leather trousers.

Hold me.

No, you are right, cuddling is better.

What type of salad dressing do you have?

Dancing makes me feel liberated.

I said all these things yesterday.

Title: Re: Things Real men would never say.
Post by: Mince on April 04, 2008, 07:56:17 PM

No pints for me today, I'm on the cocktails.

[ . . . drinks several . . . ]

Hold me.

Title: Re: Things Real men would never say.
Post by: Fyodor on April 05, 2008, 10:34:16 AM

You can count on me. It's time to move on. I need closure.

Title: Re: Things Real men would never say.
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 05, 2008, 10:50:01 AM

Does my ::) look big in this?

Title: Re: Things Real men would never say.
Post by: Vulture on April 05, 2008, 12:22:37 PM

Quote from: The Peepmaster on April 05, 2008, 10:50:01 AM

Does my ::) look big in this?

Yes.