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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on June 06, 2008, 07:20:48 PM

Title: My New Perfume
Post by: Mince on June 06, 2008, 07:20:48 PM: Does anyone want to buy a vial of my new perfume: Perhapselline?

The slogan is "Perhaps it's Perhapselline."
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 06, 2008, 07:27:41 PM: Essence of Mince....? No thanks. ..0
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 06, 2008, 07:28:08 PM: You need to watch more telly. ..0
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: Roger Kettle on June 06, 2008, 07:37:42 PM: "Aaaaaaah....Minco!"
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 06, 2008, 07:53:13 PM: No matter where you like to roam,
From John O' Groats to Dover,
Become a walking, talking, plank,
Splash Mince-O-Whiff all over.
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: Mince on June 06, 2008, 07:56:34 PM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 06, 2008, 07:53:13 PM
No matter where you like to roam,
From John O' Groats to Dover,
Become a walking, talking, plank,
Splash Mince-O-Whiff all over.

You have too much spare time.
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: Tom on June 06, 2008, 08:04:06 PM: Perhaps it's Perhapselline. Catchy. (Knew I'd forgotten something)
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 06, 2008, 08:36:28 PM: Quote from: Mince on June 06, 2008, 07:56:34 PM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 06, 2008, 07:53:13 PM
No matter where you like to roam,
From John O' Groats to Dover,
Become a walking, talking, plank,
Splash Mince-O-Whiff all over.

You have too much spare time.

I have a creative bent.

"Plank-O-Whiff"
"Eu-De-Col-Oaf"
"Bouquet Gar-Nit-Wit"
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: Mince on June 06, 2008, 08:40:02 PM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 06, 2008, 08:36:28 PM
I have a creative bent.

A creative bent what?
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 06, 2008, 09:15:52 PM: Quote from: Mince on June 06, 2008, 08:40:02 PM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 06, 2008, 08:36:28 PM
I have a creative bent.

A creative bent what?

That was me being a stooge again. It worked.
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: Vulture on June 06, 2008, 09:20:22 PM: Quote from: Mince on June 06, 2008, 08:40:02 PM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 06, 2008, 08:36:28 PM
I have a creative bent.

A creative bent what?

Look! I've already said; there are questions you just don't ask!!!
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 06, 2008, 10:21:40 PM: Something short and succinct could be an appropriate name for Mince's new fragrance...

How about Pharrrtt?
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: Fyodor on June 07, 2008, 09:54:07 AM: Will there be an accompanying gentleman's fragrance and, if so, will it be available for Christmas?
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: madjock on June 07, 2008, 11:41:10 AM: Not for Christmas Fyodor, but for New Year to ring in the bells, its called DUNGGGGGG!
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 07, 2008, 08:08:40 PM: I was having lunch overlooking the harbour at Oban today and a couple more ideas came to mind. (One of them was Dung, but MadJock has just used that one).

How about:

Putrification
or
Excretamince
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: Roger Kettle on June 07, 2008, 09:04:30 PM: Eau De'ar God.
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: Diane CBPFC on June 08, 2008, 05:21:12 AM: See, that there is why Roger is the world's top cartoonist.
Title: Re: My New Perfume
Post by: Fyodor on June 09, 2008, 06:40:35 PM: Quote from: Roger Kettle on June 07, 2008, 09:04:30 PM
Eau De'ar God.
He named it after Mince?