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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on June 09, 2008, 09:01:08 PM
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While researching my annual Custer quiz, I came across another great Indian name---"Finds-Them-And-Kills-Them".
I like this. It suggests someone who doesn't mess about. The surprising thing is that the name didn't belong to some powerful Sioux warrior. It belonged to a Crow transvestite.
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It all depends on what the "them" was Roger. :D
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While researching my annual Custer quiz, I came across another great Indian name---"Finds-Them-And-Kills-Them".
I like this. It suggests someone who doesn't mess about.
His brother is "Find-Them-And-Hugs-Them-And-Pets-Them".
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While researching my annual Custer quiz, I came across another great Indian name---"Finds-Them-And-Kills-Them".
I like this. It suggests someone who doesn't mess about.
His brother is "Find-Them-And-Hugs-Them-And-Pets-Them".
Embraces-Petaflop (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7443557.stm)
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I know I go on about this but we could really learn from Native American culture. Let's face it, when we're introduced to a "Bob", we have no idea what this person is like. If we're introduced to "Finds-Them-And-Kills-Them", we can hazard a guess about their personality. I think everyone on this site should have an Indian name.
I would, obviously, be "Beautiful-Man-Who-Writes-Funny-Things".
Diane would be "Woman-Who-Scares-Moose-From-Land".
My sister would be "Watches-Diamond-In-Rain".
Malc would be "Comes-From-Land-Down-Under".
Mince would be---er---why don't we come up with suggestions for the rest of you?
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Roger, have you not noticed Mince's signature?
Irritating-Oik-With-Blancmange-For-Brain
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I want to change mine to be more clear:
Diane would be "Woman-Who-Scares-Moose-From-Land-because-she-be-mighty-warrior-with-snowballs-not-because-she-be-mighty-ugly".
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I'm flattered to be named after a song from the 80s, but I prefer He-Shoots-He-Scores, or Baffles-Opponents-With-Silky-Skills.
Or something.
I still think of myself as British, not from a land down under so much as residing there.
Trying to get that distinction over in an Indian name would seem to be a bit clunky.
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Mine could be Sits-on-bum-all-day-talking-to-stupid-people-with-no-idea-what-they-want.
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I want to change mine to be more clear:
...me too!
I'm Dances-with-Diamond-in-torrential-thunder-and-lightning-downpour
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I should explain my sister spent last Thursday in torrential rain at Hampden Park, Glasgow while Neil Diamond strummed his three chords.
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:D :D :D
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Good job he dosn't have four four chords, or there could be a lot of broken hips.
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I'm flattered to be named after a song from the 80s, but I prefer He-Shoots-He-Scores, or Baffles-Opponents-With-Silky-Skills.
Or something.
According to my sources, Malc, Got-Left-Foot-And-Another-One would be more apt.
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Good job he dosn't have four four chords, or there could be a lot of broken hips.
;D
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According to my sources, Malc, Got-Left-Foot-And-Another-One would be more apt
My left foot alone inspires terror and panic in mortal men. That's why it's never allowed out alone.
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Good job he dosn't have four four chords, or there could be a lot of broken hips.
;D
That's more like it, Diane....four four chords makes eight and combined with his shirt also getting wet in the downpour, my hips have never felt better..thanks for asking 8)
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According to my sources, Malc, Got-Left-Foot-And-Another-One would be more apt
My left foot alone inspires terror and panic in mortal men. That's why it's never allowed out alone.
Yes, I used to have bunions too. I feel for you, Malc!