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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Diamond Lil on June 23, 2008, 07:37:46 PM

Title: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Diamond Lil on June 23, 2008, 07:37:46 PM: Sorry this is a bit late, little bro...I should have been up early enough to post before I went to work but.....
Enjoy not having champagne, caviar etc ;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Vulture on June 23, 2008, 07:49:21 PM: Happy Birthday, Roger.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Roger Kettle on June 23, 2008, 08:32:43 PM: Thank you, guys. I must admit it's a bit of a shock turning 39 but I'll get over it.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Vulture on June 23, 2008, 08:41:04 PM: Quote from: Roger Kettle on June 23, 2008, 08:32:43 PM
Thank you, guys. I must admit it's a bit of a shock turning 39 but I'll get over it.

It's amazing! You don't look a day over eleventy twelve. :D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Mince on June 23, 2008, 09:20:43 PM: Happy birthday.

We have a quaint custom here in wherever I am at the moment. Whoever makes the fifth post in a birthday topic is given ?100 by the birthday boy. I am sure you're going to honour the custom.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Roger Kettle on June 23, 2008, 09:38:07 PM: It's the fifth REPLY, not the fifth post. OOO! So unlucky!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Tom on June 23, 2008, 09:42:56 PM: Happy birthday Roger! (Thanks for the ?100!)
;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Diane CBPFC on June 23, 2008, 09:49:57 PM: I would have been fifth but I was too busy googling Roger up a cake.

Happy Birthday Roger

(http://heavenlydelightcakes.com/gallery/Adult%20Cakes/11-24-04%20Golf%20Bag%20Cake.JPG)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 23, 2008, 10:48:25 PM: Dagnabbit! I guessed wrong...

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa202/sketch1959/rogercake.jpg)

Many happy wotsits, old chum!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Roger Kettle on June 23, 2008, 11:26:32 PM: I'm not usually a cake kinda guy but thank you, both. Tarks, you are absolutely right with the 30 year-old bit. I started writing Beau Peep as I emerged from the womb, begging a pencil from the midwife on the way.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Malc on June 24, 2008, 12:49:09 AM: Oh all right, happy birthday.

There. >:(
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Vulture on June 24, 2008, 07:05:23 AM: Quote from: Malc on June 24, 2008, 12:49:09 AM
Oh all right, happy birthday.

There. >:(

... and it was written with such grace, too....!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 09:23:24 AM: Happy Birthday, Roger. I'm going to give you a full stop outside of brackets as a special treat, (just here to the right).
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Mince on June 24, 2008, 09:52:52 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 09:23:24 AM
Happy Birthday, Roger. I'm going to give you a full stop outside of brackets as a special treat, (just here to the right).

The full stop is correct. The comma, however, is superfluous and quite moronic. (Just remove the brackets and see.)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 10:04:03 AM: Ah, but that because it's a special code comma that only Roger and I understand. (It's a lot simpler than actually typing "Mince has the brain of a retarded amoeba").
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Mince on June 24, 2008, 10:13:00 AM: What's the difference between "typing" and "actually typing"?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 10:14:58 AM: Quote from: Mince on June 24, 2008, 10:13:00 AM
What's the difference between "typing" and "actually typing"?

The second phrase consists of two words, as opposed to one. Even a demented cuttlefish would know that. ..0
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Vulture on June 24, 2008, 10:26:33 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 09:23:24 AM
Happy Birthday, Roger. I'm going to give you a full stop outside of brackets as a special treat, (just here to the right).

Surely you mean: 'just there on the right'?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 10:28:20 AM: Quote from: Vulture on June 24, 2008, 10:26:33 AM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 09:23:24 AM
Happy Birthday, Roger. I'm going to give you a full stop outside of brackets as a special treat, (just here to the right).

Surely you mean: 'just there on the right'?

You mean, "just there on the right".
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Vulture on June 24, 2008, 10:33:32 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 10:28:20 AM
Quote from: Vulture on June 24, 2008, 10:26:33 AM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 09:23:24 AM
Happy Birthday, Roger. I'm going to give you a full stop outside of brackets as a special treat, (just here to the right).

Surely you mean: 'just there on the right'?

You mean, "just there on the right".

No! I mean 'just there on the right'? - I am not saying these words, I am quoting written words. And if I want to use quotes, I WILL!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Mince on June 24, 2008, 10:34:36 AM: You've got her angry now! :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 11:31:43 AM: Yeah - women get like that. A little therapeutic housework usually helps cool 'em down.

Maybe Tarquin can adjudicate on the inverted-commas business.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Mince on June 24, 2008, 11:34:48 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 11:31:43 AM
Yeah - women get like that. A little therapeutic housework usually helps cool 'em down.

Brave last words.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Vulture on June 24, 2008, 11:37:09 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 11:31:43 AM
Yeah - women get like that. A little therapeutic housework usually helps cool 'em down.

Maybe Tarquin can adjudicate on the inverted-commas business.

Please put this down on record - housework, therapeutic or otherwise, does NOT come within my remit.

AND

Tarquin is incapable of adjudicating anything!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 11:38:32 AM: That's not to say I don't do my bit, Mince! Stop trying to cause trouble.

I help by pointing out bits that are dusty and may have been missed, for example.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Vulture on June 24, 2008, 11:40:06 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 11:38:32 AM
That's not to say I don't do my bit, Mince! Stop trying to cause trouble.

I help by pointing out bits that are dusty and may have been missed, for example.

In my house, the dusty bits are there for artistic effect!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 24, 2008, 11:40:54 AM: Quote from: Vulture on June 24, 2008, 11:37:09 AM
Tarquin is incapable of adjudicating anything!

I'll be the judge of that! :\
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 11:47:21 AM: Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 24, 2008, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Vulture on June 24, 2008, 11:37:09 AM
Tarquin is incapable of adjudicating anything!

I'll be the judge of that! :\

What's your verdict, stand-in boss?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Vulture on June 24, 2008, 11:51:29 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 11:47:21 AM
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 24, 2008, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Vulture on June 24, 2008, 11:37:09 AM
Tarquin is incapable of adjudicating anything!

I'll be the judge of that! :\

What's your verdict, stand-in boss?

I think he doesn't know what he's talking about!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 24, 2008, 12:06:00 PM: Double inverted commas for quotes, single inverted commas for quotes within quotes.

Vulture wrong. Peepsie right.

Peepsie wrong about earlier comma. Vulture wrong to correct Peepsie's bracketed remark. Mince wrong to gloat.

Like I actually care, actually.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Mince on June 24, 2008, 12:13:26 PM: Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 24, 2008, 12:06:00 PM
Mince wrong to gloat.

But that means I'm always wrong!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Vulture on June 24, 2008, 12:15:55 PM: Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 24, 2008, 12:06:00 PM
Double inverted commas for quotes, single inverted commas for quotes within quotes.

Vulture wrong. Peepsie right.

Peepsie wrong about earlier comma. Vulture wrong to correct Peepsie's bracketed remark. Mince wrong to gloat.

Like I actually care, actually.

I disagree.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Mince on June 24, 2008, 12:17:22 PM: Quote from: Vulture on June 24, 2008, 12:15:55 PM
Vulture wrong to correct Peepsie's bracketed remark.

Do you mean she was right about what she said but should not have pointed out the mistake?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 24, 2008, 12:19:51 PM: Can I just interject here to say "Mince smells of poo"?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 24, 2008, 12:21:41 PM: Shouldn't you all be having your milk and rusks about now? ..0 ..0 ..0
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Mince on June 24, 2008, 12:38:06 PM: Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 24, 2008, 12:21:41 PM
Shouldn't you all be having your milk and rusks about now? ..0 ..0 ..0

No, but enjoy yours.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Roger Kettle on June 24, 2008, 01:11:57 PM: I love this site.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Diane CBPFC on June 24, 2008, 03:32:03 PM: Happy Birthday Roger
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Tom on June 24, 2008, 09:36:21 PM: :D :D :D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Joan on June 25, 2008, 12:40:42 AM: (http://users.tpg.com.au/pdcs01/birthday.gif) (http://users.tpg.com.au/pdcs01/birthdaytoast.gif)

Happy Birthday Roger! Hope it was a good one - I'm about 40 minutes too late.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Malc on June 25, 2008, 04:09:09 AM: ..and that's bad seeing as you're supposed to be 10 hours ahead.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Joan on June 25, 2008, 11:43:17 AM: Nine, actually, Malc. ;D

I'm very aware of this because it's my sister's birthday today, so had to work out the best time to phone her.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: peter on June 25, 2008, 01:18:49 PM: Sorry Roger that I missed your Birthday but with my heavy work schedule I was unable to forefill all my commitments.
You just happened to be one of them.
I realise that you will have had a great double thirtys party and hope that you drank all your pop up.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 26, 2008, 07:32:35 PM: Can I just interject here and be the first person ever in Qatar to say "Mince smells of poo"?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Diane CBPFC on June 26, 2008, 08:07:06 PM: Do they have poo in Qatar?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Rob Baker on June 26, 2008, 08:13:33 PM: Many happy returns from me too Roger !
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 26, 2008, 09:09:51 PM: Quote from: Diane CBPFC on June 26, 2008, 08:07:06 PM
Do they have poo in Qatar?

I have a bit of a sinus infection at the moment and am taking some anti-histamines. It just occured to me that I might have catarrh in Qatar!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 26, 2008, 09:55:04 PM: Quote from: Diane CBPFC on June 26, 2008, 08:07:06 PM
Do they have poo in Qatar?

They do now.

(Too easy!)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Roger
Post by: madjock on June 26, 2008, 09:59:02 PM: Happy belated birthday Roger. Ive been away so havn't been able to get on as much. ;D ;D