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Beau Peep Notice Board => Just a Fort => Topic started by: Fyodor on August 27, 2008, 06:25:31 PM

Title: Golf with Roger
Post by: Fyodor on August 27, 2008, 06:25:31 PM: I thought that golf was a non-contact sport.
I was wrong.
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: Vulture on August 27, 2008, 07:17:40 PM: ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 27, 2008, 07:57:58 PM: The big girlie is referring to an incident which took place today during our weekly golf outing. After he'd made a very unsportsmanlike comment about a putt I'd just missed, I attempted to smack him on the rear end with my baseball cap. (A rather natty cream and tan affair with a General Custer logo, by the way). Anyway, somehow I hit his index finger and it started to bleed. Like I say, he's a big girlie.
Having re-read the above, I don't come out of this covered in butchness, either.
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: Vulture on August 27, 2008, 08:25:01 PM: Walking up and down a big field with a bat and ball defines you both as being 'girlies'!
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 27, 2008, 08:51:24 PM: Roger, if you're going to get violent and start physically assaulting your opponents, why don't you give Mince a game?
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: Mince on August 27, 2008, 09:22:48 PM: Mince wouldn't be seen dead on a golf course.
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 27, 2008, 09:33:13 PM: Quote from: Mince on August 27, 2008, 09:22:48 PM
Mince wouldn't be seen dead on a golf course.

He might be eventually. Especially if Roger was really angry.
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: Mince on August 27, 2008, 09:38:12 PM: So what is Roger like when he is really angry?
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 27, 2008, 09:42:27 PM: Do you know, I've never seen Roger angry? It would take a complete and utter buffoon with the charisma of a whelk to do that I'd imagine.

Are you sure you don't fancy a round of golf with him?
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 28, 2008, 09:50:08 AM: Quote from: Mince on August 27, 2008, 09:38:12 PM
So what is Roger like when he is really angry?
I bathe in the waters of Lake Placid and I've always been frustratingly laid back. Ask my sister---it used to annoy the hell out of her.
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 28, 2008, 10:12:36 AM: Quote from: Roger Kettle on August 28, 2008, 09:50:08 AM
Quote from: Mince on August 27, 2008, 09:38:12 PM
So what is Roger like when he is really angry?
I bathe in the waters of Lake Placid

There you go, Tarks. You owe me a quid. You see, he does bath!
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: Fyodor on August 28, 2008, 10:33:20 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on August 27, 2008, 09:42:27 PM
Do you know, I've never seen Roger angry? It would take a complete and utter buffoon with the charisma of a whelk to do that I'd imagine.
Speaking as a complete and utter buffoon and girlie with the charisma of a wilk (yes wilk), I think I've been quite close to success in that department.
By the way, to put matters straight, let me make it known that, however amusing the baseball cap assault might appear to those not directly involved, it didn't half smart.
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 28, 2008, 03:02:52 PM: Girlie.
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 28, 2008, 03:04:29 PM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on August 28, 2008, 10:12:36 AM
Quote from: Roger Kettle on August 28, 2008, 09:50:08 AM
Quote from: Mince on August 27, 2008, 09:38:12 PM
So what is Roger like when he is really angry?
I bathe in the waters of Lake Placid

There you go, Tarks. You owe me a quid. You see, he does bath!

I'm holding onto my purse until we have confirmation of soap. :\
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: Malc on August 29, 2008, 03:08:58 AM: Fyodor hit his peak.
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: Fyodor on August 29, 2008, 09:45:36 AM: Oooh Missus!
Title: Re: Golf with Roger
Post by: peter on August 29, 2008, 03:55:11 PM: Quote from: Malc on August 29, 2008, 03:08:58 AM
Fyodor hit his peak.

now that is funny ;D ;D ;D