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Title: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 06, 2008, 07:05:44 PM
I realised today how much I've misjudged the much maligned Mince, and I want to say how sorry I am. It would appear that it is far more versatile and lovely than I (or Egon) could ever have imagined.

Not only is it great with tatties, and in a spag-bol, but I've enjoyed it as a chili-fry, lasagne, made up as burgers, as a baked-potato topping. Shepherd's Pie, Cottage Pie (with lamb)... the list just goes on and on. Wonderful, lovely Mince!

Mince - I salute you!
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Mince on September 06, 2008, 07:46:18 PM
I am going to change my name.
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 06, 2008, 07:55:02 PM
Now THERE'S a competition! Why don't you give a prize to whoever comes up with the best new name for you?
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 06, 2008, 07:55:54 PM
I realised today how much I've misjudged the much maligned Mince, and I want to say how sorry I am. It would appear that it is far more versatile and lovely than I (or Egon) could ever have imagined.

Not only is it great with tatties, and in a spag-bol, but I've enjoyed it as a chili-fry, lasagne, made up as burgers, as a baked-potato topping. Shepherd's Pie, Cottage Pie (with lamb)... the list just goes on and on. Wonderful, lovely Mince!

Mince - I salute you!

On its own it's crap though.
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 06, 2008, 07:56:27 PM
Now THERE'S a competition! Why don't you give a prize to whoever comes up with the best new name for you?

How about Crap?
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 06, 2008, 07:57:21 PM
Now THERE'S a competition! Why don't you give a prize to whoever comes up with the best new name for you?

Before we get a massive deluge, Roger - PLEASE make it clear that they have to be clean suggestions!
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 06, 2008, 08:04:01 PM
They have to be clean suggestions.
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 06, 2008, 08:08:20 PM
I've given this some contemplation, Roger. I think it's important to consider the contributions Mince has made in developing this forum, and in implementing the graphics and special-effects therein. Also the efforts he's made to ingratiate himself with our little community. The help he's given with grammar, spelling, and general posting advice.

















How about, Fanny-Face?
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 06, 2008, 08:18:40 PM
That's Crap.
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 06, 2008, 08:19:46 PM
Peeps, my suggestion was that MINCE should judge the quest for his new name, not me, so I'm guessing "Fanny-Face" won't win.
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 06, 2008, 08:21:34 PM
Peeps, my suggestion was that MINCE should judge the quest for his new name, not me, so I'm guessing "Fanny-Face" won't win.

Of course "Fanny-Face" won't win! He can't win his own competition,can he!  ..0
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on September 06, 2008, 08:26:22 PM
Did Mince ever say what his avatar is a picture of? If he did I missed it.

I would like to know as it might help me come up with a great name.
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 06, 2008, 08:27:37 PM
It's a mountain.



In fact, it's the west face of Mount Fanny.
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 06, 2008, 08:42:03 PM
Maybe Mince will offer ?100 for the best name. I suggest " Handsome Love-God Tutor Chap".
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Vulture on September 06, 2008, 11:06:24 PM
Maybe Mince will offer ?100 for the best name. I suggest " Handsome Love-God Tutor Chap".

The things you'll say for money, Roger!
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 07, 2008, 12:58:55 AM
?100 quid eh? ... Have my babies, Mincey.








I'm only joking...
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 07, 2008, 01:09:39 AM
?100 quid eh?

You can have "?" or "quid", but both is just being greedy.
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 07, 2008, 01:11:19 AM
I was testing Mince's pendacicity - you got it there first!  ..0
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 07, 2008, 01:29:03 AM
Pendacicity rools!
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 07, 2008, 11:20:02 AM
Pedanticity, I meant.

My night of karaoke in the bars of Rothesay left me in a bad way...
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 07, 2008, 11:56:33 AM
Pedanticity, I meant.

My night of karaoke in the bars of Rothesay left me in a bad way...

Not 'arf - we won't even go into the second part of your pickled post.
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 07, 2008, 11:57:01 AM
So, were you singing like a virgin then?
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 07, 2008, 12:20:42 PM
I sang....

All My Lovin'
The Night Has a Thousand Eyes
I'm a Believer
The More I See You
I also did another Beatles' song that someone asked me to sing, but I can't remember what it was...

Those are what I remember...
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Vulture on September 07, 2008, 01:08:12 PM
I sang....

All My Lovin'
The Night Has a Thousand Eyes
I'm a Believer
The More I See You
I also did another Beatles' song that someone asked me to sing, but I can't remember what it was...

Those are what I remember...

Someone asked you to sing....?
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 07, 2008, 01:25:02 PM
I sang....

All My Lovin'
The Night Has a Thousand Eyes
I'm a Believer
The More I See You
I also did another Beatles' song that someone asked me to sing, but I can't remember what it was...

Those are what I remember...

Someone asked you to sing....?

Give Peepsie a break, Vult - it is conceivable that someone actually drinks more than he does on a Saturday night.
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Jack on September 07, 2008, 01:34:24 PM
I also did another Beatles' song that someone asked me to sing, but I can't remember what it was...

Ah, that well known Beatles classic, "Shut the hell up and bugger off".
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 07, 2008, 02:10:18 PM
It was a bloke who didn't have the nerve to sing it himself. I wish I could remember what song it was....  ???

That gives me an idea... If we had a Beau Peep Karaoke Night, what song would be appropriate for each contributor?


For Mince I'd nominate this one

Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 07, 2008, 09:45:38 PM

Someone asked you to sing....?

I sang the previous Friday too. I hadn't thought to mention it.

It's a bit of an ordeal, but a couple of pints beforehand helps.
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Colin on September 07, 2008, 11:23:42 PM
Did Mince ever say what his avatar is a picture of? If he did I missed it.

I think it's a corner of a table and a table leg.

(http://board.beaupeep.com/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=45;type=avatar)
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 07, 2008, 11:53:01 PM
Did Mince ever say what his avatar is a picture of? If he did I missed it.

I think it's a corner of a table and a table leg.

(http://board.beaupeep.com/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=45;type=avatar)

No, that wasn't the song...
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Vulture on September 08, 2008, 05:27:24 AM
Did Mince ever say what his avatar is a picture of? If he did I missed it.

I think it's a corner of a table and a table leg.

(http://board.beaupeep.com/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=45;type=avatar)

I thought it was that, too, but Mince said it wasn't. He could have been lying!
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Vulture on September 08, 2008, 05:29:45 AM

Someone asked you to sing....?

I sang the previous Friday too. I hadn't thought to mention it.

It's a bit of an ordeal, but a couple of pints beforehand helps.

Wasn't it a bit expensive giving the whole audience a couple of pints just to make them stay and listen to you?
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Mince on September 08, 2008, 06:50:08 AM
It's not the corner of a table.
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on September 08, 2008, 07:40:55 AM
Let's look at this picture again and see if we can't decide what it is...

(http://moodloomaam.homestead.com/mince_table_edited-1_op_800x185.jpg)

(http://moodloomaam.homestead.com/Mince_table_B__bedited-1_op_800x197.jpg)
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 08, 2008, 09:30:39 AM
It's probably a detail from his Doctor Who Bumper Annual cover.
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: Jack on September 08, 2008, 10:21:29 AM
Would this be a good time to mention that the inside cover of Beau Peep Book 5 features a cartoon picture of Roger looking suspiciously like Doctor Who?
Title: Re: I've misjudged lovely Mince.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 08, 2008, 10:24:27 AM

Someone asked you to sing....?

I sang the previous Friday too. I hadn't thought to mention it.

It's a bit of an ordeal, but a couple of pints beforehand helps.

Wasn't it a bit expensive giving the whole audience a couple of pints just to make them stay and listen to you?

We'd have made a good double-act, Vulch!