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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Calypso on October 10, 2008, 01:17:46 PM

Title: Slapping Mince
Post by: Calypso on October 10, 2008, 01:17:46 PM
Does anyone ever want to give Mince a good slap in the head sometimes?

Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 10, 2008, 02:54:05 PM
That really is a silly question to ask a whole queue of people!...
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Calypso on October 10, 2008, 03:11:21 PM
And the problem with that is?
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 10, 2008, 03:33:22 PM
So what's he done this time?
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Calypso on October 10, 2008, 03:56:16 PM
Hey, I came here looking for some support - or a celebration - and look what I get! Hmmmmph!   
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 10, 2008, 04:09:08 PM
But we don't slap people without a reason. Well I don't anyway - not even Mince. Even if just being Mince is a pretty good reason. Give us something to go on, Calypso.
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Calypso on October 10, 2008, 06:10:32 PM
Does he have to have done something, Tarquin?

It was early Friday morning here; I was bored. Isn't that a good enough reason?
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Roger Kettle on October 10, 2008, 06:19:22 PM
Fair enough. I'll slap him.
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: peter on October 10, 2008, 07:16:39 PM
Just wait till he gets ome.
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 10, 2008, 07:17:12 PM
No, Calypso, I meant there's already a queue forming...  :D

I never thought we really ought to have a reason. Would the simple fact that he's ugly be enough?

Incidentally, if you're forming a campaign, you have my support.
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Calypso on October 10, 2008, 07:20:02 PM
Just wait till he gets ome.

Awwwwwwww, Peter. Parental love is so sweet.  :D


Incidentally, if you're forming a campaign, you have my support.

Thanks so much!

Fair enough. I'll slap him.

I know you have secretly wanted to several times, Roger.  ;)
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 10, 2008, 07:36:57 PM
Some do-gooder will probably come on and say it's a dangerous activity and shouldn't be allowed. I mean, we already know there's a risk of getting sore hands!
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Diane CBPFC on October 10, 2008, 11:07:12 PM
Instead of slapping - how about something more fun such as covering his toilet bowl with plastic wrap?
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Calypso on October 11, 2008, 04:17:16 AM
Instead of slapping - how about something more fun such as covering his toilet bowl with plastic wrap?

Do you really want to get that close to his toilet bowl, Diane? I know I don't.
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Fyodor on October 11, 2008, 09:52:54 AM
I love Mince.
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Mince on October 11, 2008, 10:22:04 AM
I love Mince.

Thank you, Fyodor.
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Roger Kettle on October 11, 2008, 12:30:50 PM
I know Fyodor. He says that to everyone. Actually, he says that to everyTHING---packets of crisps, hedges, underpants. I wouldn't get too excited.
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 11, 2008, 12:48:47 PM
I know Fyodor. He says that to everyone. Actually, he says that to everyTHING...

Even Dundee United, to put it in its starkest context.
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Calypso on October 11, 2008, 02:04:45 PM
I was just thinking of slapping him sensefull.
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: peter on October 11, 2008, 02:42:48 PM
You are now trying for the impossible.
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Diane CBPFC on October 11, 2008, 07:32:48 PM
Obviously, I hadn't thought of all the ramifications of my sneaky scheme - thank you Calypso.

Slapping it is then.
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Mince on October 11, 2008, 08:25:48 PM
I don't know what I have done to deserve this.
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 11, 2008, 08:37:43 PM
I don't know what I have done to deserve this.

That's what I tried to tell them, git-face,
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Vulture on October 11, 2008, 09:15:52 PM
Does anyone ever want to give Mince a good slap in the head sometimes?



Slapping is a personal retribution: as very few (lucky) people seem to have actually met him face to face, what has he personally done to you to deserve a slap.

Please make sure there's enough Gbs on this forum handle the influx of posts.  :D
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Calypso on October 11, 2008, 09:32:55 PM
In America there is a running joke about people slapping or knocking someone on the head in order to knock some sense into them. It has to do with a commercial about a specific item.

Here's one of the commercials:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShcbV31tcAk
Title: Re: Slapping Mince
Post by: Calypso on October 11, 2008, 09:33:49 PM
I don't know what I have done to deserve this.

Think of it as an award, Mince - one from me to you.  Are  you still eating all your veggies like a good boy?   ;D

Aww, forget it.  :D