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Title: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 01, 2007, 11:13:52 PM
I intended to write a post only five words long but I failed.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 01, 2007, 11:28:54 PM
It isn't all that hard.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Malc on March 02, 2007, 12:24:44 AM
That's technically six words.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Malc on March 02, 2007, 12:26:47 AM
Whereas this is actually five
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Malc on March 02, 2007, 12:27:34 AM
As was the previous one.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 02, 2007, 01:28:07 AM
It is not that hard
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 02, 2007, 09:25:18 AM
Bored last night, were we?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 02, 2007, 09:27:20 AM
Nope. (Damn, failed again.)
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 02, 2007, 09:41:52 AM
Quote from: Malc on March 02, 2007, 12:24:44 AM
That's technically six words.

I knew you'd say that.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 02, 2007, 12:34:39 PM
So did did did I.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 02, 2007, 12:37:16 PM
This time I will definitely . . . er . . . bugger!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Diane CBPFC on March 02, 2007, 12:49:25 PM
My advice? Try harder Mince!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 02, 2007, 12:51:23 PM
You mean: "Try harder, Mince". Notice the comma - because you are addressing someone, otherwise the sentence just means . . . damn, done it again!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 02, 2007, 01:58:51 PM
Sesquipedalophobia - the funniest word ever.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 02, 2007, 02:30:49 PM
Flaucinocinihilipilification - estimating something as worthless.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Diane CBPFC on March 02, 2007, 03:40:20 PM
My grammar was off, but now I am telling you to stuff your cakehole with crispy hard mince, Mince.


Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 02, 2007, 05:09:36 PM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on March 02, 2007, 02:30:49 PM
Flaucinocinihilipilification - estimating something as worthless.

Floccinaucinihilipilification. Your spelling was worthless.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 02, 2007, 05:13:25 PM
Quote
My grammar was off, but now I am telling you to stuff your cakehole with crispy hard mince, Mince.

That is not five words.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 02, 2007, 06:10:36 PM
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 02, 2007, 05:09:36 PM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on March 02, 2007, 02:30:49 PM
Flaucinocinihilipilification - estimating something as worthless.

Floccinaucinihilipilification. Your spelling was worthless.

Funnily enough, I typed what I thought I remembered the spelling to be into Google, just to check. Quite a few pages came up with that spelling so I just assumed I'd got it right! Normally I use www.dictionary.com whenever I'm in doubt. I should have done so in this case. (How many words is that?)
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 02, 2007, 06:16:19 PM
Way, way, WAY too many!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 02, 2007, 06:27:54 PM
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 02, 2007, 06:16:19 PM
Way, way, WAY too many!

Same word three times? Cheating!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 02, 2007, 06:34:04 PM
This is getting really annoying.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 02, 2007, 06:36:47 PM
Quote from: Roger Kettle on March 02, 2007, 06:34:04 PM
This is getting really annoying.

Idea for your next strip?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 02, 2007, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: Roger Kettle on March 02, 2007, 06:34:04 PM
This is getting really annoying.

Can't help doing it though?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tom on March 02, 2007, 08:12:12 PM
Why only five words, Mince?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 02, 2007, 08:16:05 PM
Four words is not enough.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 02, 2007, 08:16:21 PM
Six words is too many.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tom on March 02, 2007, 08:18:03 PM
What about seven... or eight?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tom on March 02, 2007, 08:19:28 PM
Ah... question answered at six.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 02, 2007, 09:59:21 PM
Shall we end this topic?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 02, 2007, 10:04:31 PM
Yes, or then again, no.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 02, 2007, 10:05:26 PM
Make your mind up, Tarquin.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Malc on March 03, 2007, 02:34:33 AM
not enough cartoon news available?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 05, 2007, 03:28:09 PM
It was fun while it...
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Colin on March 05, 2007, 04:31:50 PM
Can I have a go.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 05, 2007, 04:34:25 PM
No, you are not allowed.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 05, 2007, 04:48:00 PM
That seems a tad unfair
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 05, 2007, 04:49:38 PM
Oh, go on then, Colin.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 05, 2007, 05:24:10 PM
Anyone else afraid to stop?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 05, 2007, 05:28:07 PM
This topic is truly cursed.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 05, 2007, 06:32:04 PM
How do you know that?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 05, 2007, 07:20:52 PM
A fortune teller told me.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 05, 2007, 07:50:04 PM
A fivetune teller more like!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 05, 2007, 07:53:46 PM
groan groan groan groan groan
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 05, 2007, 07:58:00 PM
Are you having groan pains?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Malc on March 05, 2007, 09:14:04 PM
Two in a row, Peepmaster!

 :D
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 05, 2007, 09:36:09 PM
Yes I thought that myself!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 05, 2007, 09:38:06 PM
Try not to encourage him.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tom on March 05, 2007, 09:39:43 PM
Is this thread still going?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 05, 2007, 09:48:07 PM
What makes you think otherwise?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tom on March 05, 2007, 09:58:12 PM
Quote from: Mince on March 05, 2007, 05:28:07 PM
This topic is truly cursed.

Cursed... I read "closed"... sorry... 
:-[
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 05, 2007, 10:00:26 PM
Try to concentrate next time.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 06, 2007, 12:44:18 AM
He told the juice producer
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Diane CBPFC on March 06, 2007, 12:53:46 AM
This never appealed to me. 
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 06, 2007, 08:18:41 AM
Give in with the puns.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 06, 2007, 09:41:48 AM
Rattle them pots and puns!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 06, 2007, 10:58:33 AM
Make a pun from this.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 06, 2007, 11:18:14 AM
Only four letters in "this".
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 06, 2007, 11:20:23 AM
Letters think of something better.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tom on March 06, 2007, 09:13:22 PM
Better letters or more words?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Colin on March 07, 2007, 10:32:59 AM
I've got a terrible hangover (http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Grands_Smileys/malade-vert-thermometre.gif)
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 07, 2007, 10:37:43 AM
Your six-word post demonstrates this.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Colin on March 07, 2007, 10:50:20 AM
Quote from: Mince on March 07, 2007, 10:37:43 AM
Your six-word post demonstrates this.

I wasn't playing the game, just letting everyone know.
(how many was that)
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 07, 2007, 10:52:45 AM
Headbutting walls cures hangovers, Colin.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Colin on March 07, 2007, 11:01:03 AM
Who provides the bandages then?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Colin on March 07, 2007, 11:01:37 AM
For me headbutting the wall.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 07, 2007, 11:05:33 AM
So you will do it?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Colin on March 07, 2007, 11:09:01 AM
You have no chance Mince.



Did you think I would?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 07, 2007, 11:19:02 AM
Well, I hoped you would.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 07, 2007, 11:19:27 AM
I really need cheering up.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 09, 2007, 10:28:14 AM
This is not five words.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 09, 2007, 10:28:33 AM
I cannot count to five.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 09, 2007, 01:24:41 PM
Quote from: Mince on March 09, 2007, 10:28:33 AM
I cannot count to five.

One... Two...

No, nor me!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 09, 2007, 02:09:08 PM
Surprised you got that far.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 09, 2007, 03:54:09 PM
Come here and say that!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 09, 2007, 04:17:16 PM
Go on, put 'em up!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 09, 2007, 04:57:25 PM
My shelves are up already.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 09, 2007, 06:34:01 PM
Those shelves won't save you.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 09, 2007, 06:34:12 PM
I'll take you both on.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 09, 2007, 08:41:25 PM
Oh, for goodness sake sake!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Diane CBPFC on March 09, 2007, 11:52:54 PM
Quote from: Mince on March 09, 2007, 06:34:12 PM
I'll take you both on.

Mince Pulverizes Two Short Planks
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 10, 2007, 09:29:54 AM
Get a room, you guys!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 10, 2007, 09:32:03 AM
You stay out of this!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 10, 2007, 10:23:16 AM
Gladly. Gladly, gladly, gladly. Absolutely!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 10, 2007, 11:01:37 AM
Good. Excellent. Superb. Well done.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 10, 2007, 11:16:48 AM
Seconds out, Round Twenty-two...
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 10, 2007, 12:03:12 PM
Who won the last round?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Malc on March 10, 2007, 02:07:28 PM
This thread is tragically long
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 10, 2007, 02:11:59 PM
Oh no it is not!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tom on March 10, 2007, 03:03:37 PM
It could get extremely longer...!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 10, 2007, 03:18:44 PM
...if we introduce horrendously grammar...
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 10, 2007, 04:03:27 PM
floccinaucinihilipilification, antidisestablishmentarianism, pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism, hepaticocholangiogastrostomy, spectrophotofluorometrically...
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 10, 2007, 04:09:17 PM
aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic , osseocarnisanguineoviscericartilaginonervomedullary, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, aminoheptafluorocyclotetraphosphonitrile, praetertranssubstantiationalistically...
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 10, 2007, 04:12:05 PM
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 10, 2007, 03:18:44 PM
...if we introduce horrendously grammar...

Or random words not connected...
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 10, 2007, 04:12:39 PM
Peepmaster, please take your medicine.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Malc on March 10, 2007, 06:17:54 PM
Pleep flob swiffle cuirk yimp
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 10, 2007, 06:30:50 PM
I watched Dundee United today.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 10, 2007, 06:31:41 PM
It was bloody awful again.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 10, 2007, 07:06:55 PM
Bus to Perth next time.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 10, 2007, 07:10:21 PM
Quote from: Roger Kettle on March 10, 2007, 06:30:50 PM
I watched Dundee United today.

How did the Arabs fare?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 10, 2007, 07:49:54 PM
One-one. It was dire.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 10, 2007, 07:52:45 PM
Quote from: Roger Kettle on March 10, 2007, 07:49:54 PM
One-one. It was dire.

A superb example of floccinaucinihilipilification.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 10, 2007, 08:09:51 PM
hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobics please avert your eyes.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tom on March 10, 2007, 08:18:26 PM
This is to fill space...
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 10, 2007, 08:19:21 PM
The shortest English sentence: "Go."
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 10, 2007, 08:32:58 PM
Will somebody please end this.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 10, 2007, 08:38:27 PM
But I just enlarged it!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 10, 2007, 09:14:47 PM
This is driving me mad.
STOP! STOP! STOP!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 11, 2007, 07:21:43 PM
This is the last post.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 11, 2007, 09:32:36 PM
I always find that moving!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 11, 2007, 09:35:28 PM
Now you have ruined it.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 11, 2007, 09:35:44 PM
This definitely is the last.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 11, 2007, 10:16:09 PM
Last one to post wins!
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Mince on March 11, 2007, 10:17:36 PM
Who is the more stubborn?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 11, 2007, 10:21:30 PM
Not me, I shaved earlier...
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 11, 2007, 11:16:10 PM
Time to let it drop. (http://www.awm.gov.au/commemoration/last_post.htm)
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Malc on March 12, 2007, 03:14:38 AM
Is this thread locked yet?
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 12, 2007, 08:47:24 AM
That would be too easy.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Colin on March 12, 2007, 11:35:57 PM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on March 12, 2007, 08:47:24 AM
That would be too easy.

Just like Dundee United again.
Title: Re: Failed
Post by: Colin on March 13, 2007, 12:19:10 AM
I hate working night shift