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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on January 12, 2009, 08:28:00 PM

Title: Let's do one of those stupid things.
Post by: Roger Kettle on January 12, 2009, 08:28:00 PM

As things are quiet here at the moment, I suggest we do one of those stupid things where somebody writes the opening line of a story and then we all add to it bit by bit. Okay?

Olaf held the trout in his left hand and punched it with his right.

Title: Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on January 12, 2009, 09:28:05 PM

Gordon the trout ducked, then rebounded with a tail slap to Olaf's ruddy cheek.

Title: Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
Post by: Vulture on January 12, 2009, 09:46:27 PM

I'm not well!!  :-[ :-[

Title: Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
Post by: Malc on January 12, 2009, 10:37:30 PM

....said the trout, playing the sympathy card, but the crowd was baying for more. That trout was going to get a battering, then a deep frying.

Title: Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
Post by: Mince on January 12, 2009, 10:50:20 PM

Then something strange happened, something fishy enough to be weird, but not fishy enough to warrant a pilchard joke from Peepmaster.

Title: Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 13, 2009, 01:43:08 AM

... said the bemused Pilchard...

Title: Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
Post by: Mince on January 13, 2009, 03:25:59 AM

... hanging out the right nostril of an even more bemused Peepmaster.

Title: Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on January 13, 2009, 05:22:11 AM

?Ha! I see you?ve brought a pilchard to a trout fight,? sneered the smug, ruddy-faced Olaf.

Title: Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
Post by: Mince on January 13, 2009, 06:29:32 AM

Olaf's mother had intended to call him Loaf, as in "Thick as two short loafs", but she could not spell, and wasn't too good with sayings either.

Title: Re: Let's do one of those stupid things.
Post by: Malc on January 13, 2009, 06:51:10 AM

But she was always good for O laf