Oh dear - how do I know if I have the hand grenade - do I have to stay here all the time in case? ???
Does it have to be a hand-grenade - can't it be a cream pie?
Sorry, Diane, I was brought up on 2000AD, ACTION, and BATTLE. Damn those cartoonists!
Sorry, Diane, I was brought up on 2000AD, ACTION, and BATTLE. Damn those cartoonists!
I think Tarquin drew them. I could be wrong...
As so often is the case, Peespie, you are.
So who is holding the hand grenade now? Is it still Peeps, or Peeps' proxy Mince? Or has it been passed to someone else???
What's this pin in my pocket?
How do I know if I have the grenade?
How do I know if I have the grenade?
You don't think Mince will keep ownership of the hand-grenade secret, do you......?
As for the FUNNIEST cartoonist on this site
??? :o :'(
>cough< >splutter<
Ooops... guess I'm out then... ;D
At the risk of boring you, maybe I should expand on my previous answer.
Yes, I can talk at length about cartooning but it really is of limited interest to most people. The technical side of scriptwriting, and materials used, is pretty dull. I once fell out with several people on a cartoonists' web site because I stated that "cartooning isn't important". I accept now that what I should have said was that "MY cartooning isn't important". What I write is MEANT to be trivial. There are no hidden messages and no deep meanings. My aim is to give the readers, hopefully, a brief chuckle. Nothing more. I'd hate for cartooning to go the way of the acting business where people like Kate Winslett start blubbing as though they've saved the planet. What she did was get paid for pretending she was someone else. What I do is write nonsense to the best of my ability and hope some people laugh. Both these things are transient and trivial and that's the way they SHOULD be. Don't analyse what I do! It's trite garbage---just as I intended!
Um...that's it.
Start with the one who doesn't know what "chuffed" means. Tell him you're chuffed about his future.
This is impossible to answer. I'll go for "amazing" and "superb", simply on an alphabetical basis.
Peepmaster begins with the hand-grenade.
It explodes at 1:45PM tomorrow, 16 JAN 09, and then at that time every day until someone wins the game.
If he is holding the hand-grenade at the time, he is out of the game.
He can pass the hand grenade to anyone else in the following list: Mince, The Peepmaster, Vulture, Roger Kettle, Tarquin Thunderthighs lll, peter, Elizabeth, Malc, Fyodor, Colin, Diane CBPFC, Jack, Joan, Tom, Zesty White, Max, Feather
Note that all of the above people can see this forum except Roger Kettle. He cannot see this forum or this topic.
You may only pass the hand-grenade to another person if Roger says one of the following words or phrases:
therefore, funniest, cartoonist, wonderful, guys, superb, damn, chuffed, amazing, phew, today, really, anyway, um, To be honest, sort of, on the subject of, couple of pints, I laughed
You may pass the grenade to Roger, but if he again says one of the words or phrases in the list, the grenade is passed to the person from the list nominated by the person who spots Roger saying the word or phrase.
Whomever has the hand-grenade at 1:45PM is blown up and is out of the game. However, that person can add two more words or phrases to the list (but not words like "and" or "the").
If Roger uses more than one of the specified phrases in the same post, the hand-grenade explodes there and then.
Each time the hand-grenade explodes, the first person to post a name from the list after 1:45PM specifies who has the next hand grenade.
To win the game, either be the last person alive in the list, or blow Roger up twice.
Don't be stupid. She doesn't know what "chuffed" means.