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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Malc on May 02, 2007, 04:38:18 AM
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I'm always disappointed at the sight of my own name on the last posts, because it means no-one else has answered.
Where are you all?
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I'm over here.
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Malc - I know what you mean - I sometimes think that when I post, it kills the thread stone dead - so you won't be the last name on this one. :'(
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so far I'm the last name on this one ;D
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The last few days have been a bit hectic for me. I took two days off last week and have been trying to catch up. It's also the time of year for tax returns, which is always fun.
"Dear Mr Tax Inspetcor----yes, the sole reason for my visit to Montana last year was to research my Western comic strip. I certainly didn't enjoy it."
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What's an Inspetcor?
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It's a tangled insect rope.
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Excellent! Hope you score lots of goals at golf today.
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Crikey, Malc - you've stirred up a hornet's nest.
Well, maybe a chaffinch's nest...
Well done, anyway!
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Excellent! Hope you score lots of goals at golf today.
Wonderful! I laughed my head off. It amazes me that golfers carry so many different bats just to hit a little ball around.
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Excellent! Hope you score lots of goals at golf today.
Wonderful! I laughed my head off. It amazes me that golfers carry so many different bats just to hit a little ball around.
Maybe thats my problem, I'm using the wrong kind of bats.
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Tax inspetcors are a twisted bunch.
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Why, oh why, oh why did I ever mention shanking?!
My golf was abysmal Elizabeth. Come to think of it, it wasn't even as good as that. I think I must have been wearing the wrong costume.
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I don't know anything about shanking, golf or tax inspetcors; I just wanted to be the last person to post on this thread. 8)
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Ha!
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erm..ah ...HA!!! (I'm not really competative...) ;D
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Ha! This could go on for a while.
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Roger, if you manage to work out how to lock this topic, you could win this.
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I loved the sound effect in Horace the other day of the duck-whistle thing, "ker-wack"!
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I just finished making my #2 son a 3D basketball cake.
Life can take you on all sorts of little turns can't it - but that dosn't mean we've forgotten about dear old Beau.
I borrow jokes from another forum but that lady has been pretty slow these last few months. ;D
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A 3D basketball cake? Aren't all cakes 3D? Having said that, the one I tried to make ended up flat... :-[
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Here's a marvel of physics. Do you want to know how to make a black forest gateau as flat as a tack yet still have it weigh a quarter ton? Ask my missus.
It's no one-off, either.
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Does your missus read this board? :D
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Yes I do.
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In that case, can I put in an order? Sounds like you make BFG just the way I love it. It also sounds like it'd survive the post to the UK. Yum!
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I must learn to do those quote things. A few posts back, Tom complimented me on a sound effect I used in Horace.
Thank you.
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I must learn to do those quote things. A few posts back, Tom complimented me on a sound effect I used in Horace.
Thank you.
It's really difficult, Roger. Just above each message is a little word that says "Quote". You have to click on it.
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BUT...you must click on the 'Quote' on the message you want to...um...quote, otherwise it will quote someone else. Have a practise first using the 'Preview' button. Peepsie will explain.
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BUT...you must click on the 'Quote' on the message you want to...um...quote, otherwise it will quote someone else. Have a practise first using the 'Preview' button. Peepsie will explain.
Wot, like this?
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COO!
But how do you select a single sentence form a post?
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Edit your post (the one with the quote) using (http://board.beaupeep.com/Themes/dung/images/icons/modify_inline.gif) and look at how the quote works. Then try it with one sentence. (Cut and paste the sentence and then put the quote boxes round them.)
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I won't be doing that, then.
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Another way is to click QUOTE and the just delete the bits you don't want.
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I might be doing that, then.
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See if you can lock and sticky a topic.
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Another way is to click QUOTE and then just delete the bits you don't want.
I love wearing women's clothes and running down Clacton High Street in just a bra.
If you're a bit naughty, you can even alter what the quote was!!
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Another way is to click QUOTE and then just delete the bits you don't want.
I love wearing women's clothes and running down Clacton High Street in just a bra.
If you're a bit naughty, you can come and dry my back after I get out of the shower!!
whats that all about?
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I won't be doing that, then.
Isn't it funny how some people can be brilliant, even geniuses, in certain ways, yet totally and utterly useless and inadequate in other ways. It's an interesting aspect of nature.
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I wish I was a genius with birds like you are.
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It's not all a bed of roses. Once you start being adored, you have to continually live up to it!
I wasn't being personal when I mentioned being utterly useless and inadequate by the way.
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As has been discussed many times before, I am completely useless at most things practical. It's all worth it to see the look on people's faces when I tell them I can't drive and don't own a mobile phone.
But back to your birds, Nige----when are you off to the Phillipines?
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As has been discussed many times before, I am completely useless at most things practical. It's all worth it to see the look on people's faces when I tell them I can't drive and don't own a mobile phone.
But back to your birds, Nige----when are you off to the Phillipines?
We fly out on 15th June and return on 6th July. I've just this week booked a luxury hotel suite of rooms for the first 5 days, on the outskirts of Manila. I've had to fork out the princely sum of ?16 a night - that's for both of us combined! (I didn't bother haggling). Haven't worked out the remaining ininerary yet, but it'll involve a couple of the other islands. It's all very exciting and I'm quite relaxed as my bird is obviously very familiar with the country. How the flip she ended up on Bute is quite beyond me in fact!
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I hope you've booked TWO rooms, Nige.
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I hope you've booked TWO rooms, Nige.
aye, you'll need a room for your entourage. ;D
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I don't think we need to know about your ininerary, thanks all the same. Some things are best kept private.
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I'm getting the image of you as 007, lured by an asian SMERSH honey trap agent to their lair in the Philippines.
Sixteen quid a night? When's the penny going to drop, Meester Bond?
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You seem to have a Connery/Bond fixation at the moment, Malc!
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"M, you're a shite. A shite for shore eyesh"
Yes, it's the only impression I can do. Apart from Frank Spencer. "Mmmmm Jessica. Oo's gunna see the Queen on Gristmas Day?"
See?
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For a moment, I thought Michael Crawford was standing next to me!
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I do Michael Crawford as Phantom Of The Opera too.
"Mmm. Id's da music ov da night, Betty. Mmm"
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I laughed at that, I did!
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Fantastic impressions, Malc. It's like being in the same room.
"Mun-ki!" (That's my Johnny Vegas.)
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I do a great Burt Lancaster in a scene from "Ulzana's Raid". I need a hat though.
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Here y'go, Roger...
(http://www.costumesofnashua.com/CNWebSite105/Active905/Pages/Hat/Western/PicsHWest/hatWesJ21517.jpg)
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Excellent. Now I need a bandana and a horse.
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Excellent. Now I need a bandana and a horse.
Your wish is my command
(http://www.nigelsutherland.co.uk/pictures/bananahose.jpg)
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Excellent. Now I need a bandana and a horse.
Your wish is my command
(http://www.nigelsutherland.co.uk/pictures/bananahose.jpg)
My wife is asking me what I'm laughing at. ;D
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Tell your wife it's the same thing I'm laughing at. ;D
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Tell your wife it's the same thing I'm laughing at. ;D
I looked at it again Today and started laughing again. I need a rest.
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That's an absolute hoot, well done to all. I peed myself, and yes, my wife also asked what I was laughing at.
And who was going to clean up the pee.
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I'm glad I didn't ask for a pair of chaps.
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No need to ask, Roger. Here's a whole bunch of chaps...
(http://members.arstechnica.com/x/zuvembi/pink-assless-chaps.jpg)
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NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO
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Great minds think alike and all that, wot? One of my early efforts...
(http://www.cartoonaustralia.com/malk/Chaps.gif)