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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Bilthehut on February 04, 2010, 04:50:40 PM

Title: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Bilthehut on February 04, 2010, 04:50:40 PM
Boy, has it been quiet this afternoon. 

I have managed to read/scan/ignore the outpouring threads and am now up to page 25 and 'Dundee United', which I shall ignore as it is obviously about football.

Off home now to shop for some ingredients to make the most dangerous cake in the world in my new BP mug.  The other one is at work and has been christened with a lovely coffee.
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 04, 2010, 05:00:34 PM
You have to write a thesis about Dundee United to attain entry to the second level on this forum. People usually do it within three months. Didn't Mince email the form?
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Jack on February 04, 2010, 06:18:00 PM
A lot of people assume Dundee United are a football team, until they see them.
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Bilthehut on February 04, 2010, 06:39:15 PM
You have to write a thesis about Dundee United to attain entry to the second level on this forum. People usually do it within three months. Didn't Mince email the form?

From reading past threads, all you had to do was be nasty to the Peepmaster.  Remember, Peeps, the wife reminds me I am a trained killer (at least in origami) and can track you down, given enough intelligence assets such as UAVs, recce units, brain cells.

Not everyone here likes football (including Mince), and as he did not send me a form, I have to assume the thesis is a downright blatant lie.  And there I was going to pimp another two females for this forum, all avid Beau Peep fans (one of which is the present Mrs H, the other is 23, unattached, attractive, purple belt in kick boxing and still not left the nest).

Anyway, I thought Dundee United was a cake manufacturer?
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Roger Kettle on February 04, 2010, 06:58:26 PM
Bill, I'd advise you to avoid the site this weekend, given your lack of interest in football. My team, Dundee United, play Tarquin's team, St. Johnstone, in the Scottish Cup on Saturday. Things could get nasty.
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 04, 2010, 07:06:44 PM
Things could get nasty.

I'm starting now. Mince is a pilchard.
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Tom on February 04, 2010, 07:39:58 PM
Bill, I'd advise you to avoid the site this weekend, given your lack of interest in football. My team, Dundee United, play Tarquin's team, St. Johnstone, in the Scottis Cup on Saturday. Things could get nasty.
I don't 'do' football either... I had to google 'Scottis Cup' to see whether it exists or was a typo. It exists.
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Bilthehut on February 04, 2010, 08:06:41 PM
The only two reasons I don't like football are:
1.  The exorbitant amount the footballers and other beneficiaries of 'the beautiful game' get paid - at the expense of the supporters.
2.  They hype about it being so wonderful and the only game.
Hang on.  Make that three.
3.  Why is it a 'beautiful game' when they get up to such despicable antics on and off the pitch.

On a plus side it is a game that can be played almost anywhere (I bet if we had had astronauts on the moon they would have had a kickabout - and not just tried to hit a little ball with a  stick).  It is probably the most widely played game in the world and by the greatest range of people.

My dad used to be a class 1 Army Referee.
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 04, 2010, 08:48:25 PM

My dad used to be a class 1 Army Referee.


When we were fighting the Argentinians in the Falklands, I don't think they had a referee! ..0
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Bilthehut on February 04, 2010, 10:37:22 PM
They would have cheated then anyway, just like in the World Cup >:(
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Bilthehut on February 05, 2010, 03:09:26 PM
Bottom of Page 21 now.
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Bilthehut on February 08, 2010, 04:33:55 PM
Now reached the exalted heights of page 16 (Apr 09).  Nearly there, peeps.
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 08, 2010, 04:44:05 PM
THE BUTLER DID IT!

Muwaah-haa-haaaaaa!...  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Bilthehut on February 08, 2010, 06:09:54 PM
Did what, Tarks?  Am I missing something.
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Vulture on February 08, 2010, 07:55:07 PM
Did what, Tarks?  Am I missing something.

Yes. Go back to April 2005 and read it all again, but slower!
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Bilthehut on February 08, 2010, 08:14:00 PM
Look, I may be nuts trying to understand you lot by reading the past threads, but I'm only doing it on this site - and that starts in Nov 06.

It can't have been about 'The Mousetrap', 'cos it was the ****** ********* wot did it.
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Bilthehut on February 10, 2010, 05:25:30 PM
Phew, completed 'Outpourings'.  Still don't have a clue who's who, except for:

Apologies if you are not on the list but I can't please everyone.

Now starting 'Just a Fort'
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 10, 2010, 06:03:47 PM

Apologies if you are not on the list but I can't please everyone.


Just one of us would be a start.  ..0
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Tom on February 10, 2010, 07:42:38 PM
 :D
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Diamond Lil on February 10, 2010, 08:51:06 PM
Am amazed/disappointed you haven't figured out who I am....I've paid good money to an analyst to answer that very same thing
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Joan on February 10, 2010, 09:58:53 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Bilthehut on February 10, 2010, 10:18:45 PM
Am amazed/disappointed you haven't figured out who I am....I've paid good money to an analyst to answer that very same thing
Lil, Oh, I figured that if you have known Roger all his life, I can't do anything but offer my sympathy.  But then he did give us Beau Peep so that excuses everything.

;D
Joan, Keep on smiling, the humour is obviously working.  Regards, Bill

I did apologise for not including everyone.
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Diamond Lil on February 11, 2010, 08:19:42 AM
My alter ego accepts your apology
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: peter on February 16, 2010, 10:35:57 PM
hang on i am not a filament of any bodies imagination.
i should know its my finger that's typing this
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Bilthehut on February 17, 2010, 09:55:14 AM
Are you sure?
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Vulture on February 17, 2010, 01:18:54 PM
Are you sure?

Now, you KNOW Peter won't understand this. You have to spell sure the proper (his) way: shore!
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Bilthehut on February 17, 2010, 11:13:57 PM
I have now read up on all the threads in 'all' the forums on this site.  Does that qualify me as being mad enough for here?

Did what, Tarks?  Am I missing something.

Yes. Go back to April 2005 and read it all again, but slower!
Please Vulture, put me out of my misery and either explain Tarks' comment "The Butler Did It" or at least identify the relevant thread and site.  Pretty please.
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 17, 2010, 11:46:52 PM
Er...it was a joke, Bill. You were reading through all of the forum pages, getting near the end...

I'm here all week.  :-[
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Vulture on February 18, 2010, 03:32:06 AM
I have now read up on all the threads in 'all' the forums on this site.  Does that qualify me as being mad enough for here?

Did what, Tarks?  Am I missing something.

Yes. Go back to April 2005 and read it all again, but slower!
Please Vulture, put me out of my misery and either explain Tarks' comment "The Butler Did It" or at least identify the relevant thread and site.  Pretty please.

If I understood everything that was written on this site I'd be: a) a bloke and b) totally mad!

I assumed that Tarks was referring to your epic journey through most of the site that is Beau Peep and was telling you to read no further 'coz the butler done it! I could be wrong though, us birds are not usually privy to the inner workings of a man's mind!  :D  :-*
 
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 18, 2010, 12:25:48 PM
Spot on, Vult - good bloke!
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Bilthehut on February 18, 2010, 07:27:28 PM
I have now read up on all the threads in 'all' the forums on this site.  Does that qualify me as being mad enough for here?

Did what, Tarks?  Am I missing something.

Yes. Go back to April 2005 and read it all again, but slower!
Please Vulture, put me out of my misery and either explain Tarks' comment "The Butler Did It" or at least identify the relevant thread and site.  Pretty please.

If I understood everything that was written on this site I'd be: a) a bloke and b) totally mad!

I assumed that Tarks was referring to your epic journey through most of the site that is Beau Peep and was telling you to read no further 'coz the butler done it! I could be wrong though, us birds are not usually privy to the inner workings of a man's mind!  :D  :-*

I am NOT a happy teddy >:( . I trusted you vulture, and you aided and abetted the underhand, cruel and downright cad that is the Tark in his callous manipulation of an innocent (that's me,. by the way) trying to understand you lot.  I would have thought his comment was a joke, but you had to put some credibility on his post. 
I'm, I'm, I'm (sob) not happy.  I'm now going to my safe quiet place to sulk for at least 5 minutes. (http://www.gashing.com/smile/sad/sad0071.gif) (http://www.squidoo.com/scuba-diving-guide)

p.s. thanks for the kiss. :-*
 
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 18, 2010, 07:56:19 PM
Someone's given up their sanity pills for Lent.
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Tom on February 18, 2010, 08:04:44 PM
Now that reminds me... where did I put them?
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Vulture on February 18, 2010, 08:22:20 PM
I have now read up on all the threads in 'all' the forums on this site.  Does that qualify me as being mad enough for here?

Did what, Tarks?  Am I missing something.

Yes. Go back to April 2005 and read it all again, but slower!
Please Vulture, put me out of my misery and either explain Tarks' comment "The Butler Did It" or at least identify the relevant thread and site.  Pretty please.

If I understood everything that was written on this site I'd be: a) a bloke and b) totally mad!

I assumed that Tarks was referring to your epic journey through most of the site that is Beau Peep and was telling you to read no further 'coz the butler done it! I could be wrong though, us birds are not usually privy to the inner workings of a man's mind!  :D  :-*

I am NOT a happy teddy >:( . I trusted you vulture, and you aided and abetted the underhand, cruel and downright cad that is the Tark in his callous manipulation of an innocent (that's me,. by the way) trying to understand you lot.  I would have thought his comment was a joke, but you had to put some credibility on his post. 
I'm, I'm, I'm (sob) not happy.  I'm now going to my safe quiet place to sulk for at least 5 minutes. (http://www.gashing.com/smile/sad/sad0071.gif) (http://www.squidoo.com/scuba-diving-guide)

p.s. thanks for the kiss. :-*
 

You're just a big baby, aren't you!  :P
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Diane CBPFC on February 18, 2010, 09:43:45 PM
I've lost the plot on this one. Please don't try to help me out I'm happier this way.
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Tom on February 18, 2010, 10:25:13 PM
I thought I'd lost it a while back, but then realised I had but not here...  :-\
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Bilthehut on February 18, 2010, 10:55:04 PM
Mummy, they're picking on me again!
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 18, 2010, 11:06:39 PM
Who likes roll-mops anyway? Far too vinegary, and I don't care if Susan does get to hear it!
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Bilthehut on February 18, 2010, 11:08:33 PM
 ???
http://www.folkloredelazonemondiale.fr/mailorder/images/CD-rollmops.jpg
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Tom on February 18, 2010, 11:09:31 PM
February.
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 18, 2010, 11:18:08 PM
February.

With an "R" in the month? ..0
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 18, 2010, 11:44:27 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V8-gYIZKNLM/SJt6YhaPscI/AAAAAAAAAHY/e9ha-7C8sto/s320/big+bird2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Diane CBPFC on February 19, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
 :'( Happier times Tarqs....

(http://www.nefariousyeti.com/wp-content/uploads/Adiarra/2008/06/a_big_bird_thanksgiving.jpg)
Title: Re: The Quest to understand you lot
Post by: Tom on February 19, 2010, 07:41:38 PM
 :o :'(