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Beau Peep Notice Board => Just a Fort => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on July 27, 2007, 11:55:21 PM

Title: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 27, 2007, 11:55:21 PM
Totally ad-lib. Each one of us has to assume a character. Once that's sorted and agreed, and we set the location (the fort?), we commence a thread. Beau Peep - The Soap Opera....


I want to be the Colonel.


Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 28, 2007, 09:31:10 AM
I'll be a non-speaking extra.
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 28, 2007, 09:51:34 AM
I'll be a non-speaking extra.

You can be there to drum up some biscuits when we need them.
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: Fyodor on July 28, 2007, 10:41:10 AM
Can I be the guy who has played golf for 51 years and finally gets the best hole-in-one never seen by man?
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 28, 2007, 11:15:35 AM
Can I be the guy who has played golf for 51 years and finally gets the best hole-in-one never seen by man?
Well done! It's taken you five days to finally mention this!
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 28, 2007, 11:36:41 AM
Can I be the guy who has played golf for 51 years and finally gets the best hole-in-one never seen by man?

I take it this is an autobiographical role, Fydo? Poor s*d! I sympathise - I've had dozens of them.
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: Mince on July 28, 2007, 11:54:28 AM
I think it would be better if we were all who we are on this board (Mince, Peepmaster, Tarks, etc) but inhabited the Beau Peep world and met the Beau Peep characters. This also allows everyone to drag everyone else into the story without having to wait for them to choose their persona.
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 28, 2007, 11:58:01 AM
But I want to the The Colonel!
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: Mince on July 28, 2007, 12:20:30 PM
Be a colonel impostor. I am going to have more fun insulting "Peepmaster" than insulting a cartoon "colonel".
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 28, 2007, 12:25:24 PM
Yeah, but who's going to play the Beau Peep characters?
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: Mince on July 28, 2007, 12:27:18 PM
Everyone. Each person writes part of the story and just makes every character do what they want. Besides, it will be fun getting Roger in trouble with Mad Pierre.
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 28, 2007, 12:31:40 PM
I still don't really follow - perhaps you, start it off, should.
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 28, 2007, 12:35:25 PM
Maybe it could be set in a pub, like the Queen Vic, or Rovers Return...
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: Mince on July 28, 2007, 12:41:17 PM
Well, you will have to decide on the location first. Here is a quick example:



Somewhere in the desert, Peepmaster and Tarks were trudging slowly to the horizon.

"Are you sure this is the right way?" Peepmaster asked.

"Of course," Tarks said. "It should be just over the horizon."

"What a strange place for Tesco to be!" Peepmaster said to no one in particular.

"Tesco?" Tarks stopped suddenly. "Oh, I thought you said, 'Let's join the foreign legion.'" He smiled, marvelling at his use of single and double quotes.
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 28, 2007, 09:35:11 PM
Typecast again!  ::) 


(I've got Sat Nav, by the way)
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: peter on July 28, 2007, 10:03:31 PM
Typecast again!  ::) 


(I've got Sat Nav, by the way)

They usualy send you up farm track's don't they.
Thats to get you on to the motorways.
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 31, 2007, 12:54:56 AM
Peter, 'they' are only here to help, but you have to let them...
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: Malc on July 31, 2007, 06:31:34 AM
Where were we again? Tesco?
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: peter on July 31, 2007, 11:53:49 AM
Peter, 'they' are only here to help, but you have to let them...
I find a good map is better
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 31, 2007, 12:02:58 PM
Peter, 'they' are only here to help, but you have to let them...
I find a good map is better

Only in the hands of a good map reader. It was my bad map reader who bought me the Sat Nav. We've never got lost since, every drive is harmonious, and the nice lady who guides me never answers back. She'll even find car parks and filling stations when asked.

It's become the must-have item of the decade.
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 31, 2007, 12:47:20 PM
You could have had a Cintiq!
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 31, 2007, 01:01:02 PM
I don't know how much you've been quoted for a Sat Nav that covers Bute, matey, but I think you're being ripped off.

Besides, a Cintiq would obscure too much of the windscreen.
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: peter on July 31, 2007, 02:10:54 PM
Peter, 'they' are only here to help, but you have to let them...
I find a good map is better

Only in the hands of a good map reader. It was my bad map reader who bought me the Sat Nav. We've never got lost since, every drive is harmonious, and the nice lady who guides me never answers back. She'll even find car parks and filling stations when asked.

It's become the must-have item of the decade.

She who must be obeyed has taken all the fun out of driving for you.
I found it helped to stop me getting bored to moan at the wife when she indicated for me to turn left instead of right because she had the book upside down so she could see were we were going
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 31, 2007, 02:29:06 PM
Peter, 'they' are only here to help, but you have to let them...
I find a good map is better

Only in the hands of a good map reader. It was my bad map reader who bought me the Sat Nav. We've never got lost since, every drive is harmonious, and the nice lady who guides me never answers back. She'll even find car parks and filling stations when asked.

It's become the must-have item of the decade.

She who must be obeyed has taken all the fun out of driving for you.
I found it helped to stop me getting bored to moan at the wife when she indicated for me to turn left instead of right because she had the book upside down so she could see were we were going

We're not married.
Title: Re: Beau Peep - The Soap Opera.
Post by: peter on August 01, 2007, 01:48:14 PM


We're not married.
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Same thing but without the certificate.
will get these blue boxes right one day.