Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on September 25, 2015, 07:35:39 PM
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The cameldung email is for registration to the Beau Peep Notice Board, but some people use it to send unsolicited advertisments.
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Dear Sir/Madam,
Good day!
This is Jenny from ET Mold.
I got your information from your website and knew that your company may need molds/tooling for auto parts or similar items.
We are a professional plastic injection mold, die castings and molded parts manufacturer.
We're ISO9001 certificated and have rich direct experience in automotive, electronical, household appliance industries etc.
Currently, we are supplying many famous companies: Volvo, BMW, Ford, TOYOTA, Audi, Peugeot etc.
We can offer many automotive items including:
Gear box, small engine box, car door, car handle, motor cycle parts, inner decoration parts, Brake System components, Disc Brake Callipers...
You're welcome to send your 2D/3D/samples for quoting if you have any projects in hand.
We shall be very honored to discuss with you and see how we can work together.
More feedback would be much appreciated.
Thanks & Best Regards
Jenny Qiu
International Sales
www.etmold.com (http://www.etmold.com)
E-mail: Jenny@etmold.com OR Jenny1900225@163.com
Mobile: (+86)137 3727 3371 Skype: Jenny Qiu
Tel: (+86)755-36630039 Fax: (+86)755-27341695
Add: Dongyun Park,Hexi Industrial District,
Changping,Dongguan,Guangdong,China
Hi Jenny
Do you do molds for Foreign Legion Forts, with action figures from Beau Peep?
Sincerely
Mince (at cameldung.co.uk)
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;D
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What's with all the questions? We don't get membership requests of this calibre every day. Get her signed up, then we can all tout for our cut-price moulds after that. Do you think she does Fiat?
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They steered clear of Volkswagen. Good for them.
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Hello Mince,
Good morning.
Thank you for your enquiry.
Would you please provide more details for assistance?
1. what material is the product made of?
2. please provide 2D/3D drawing for help?
3. how many do you want?
More feedback would be much appreciated.
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1. The product is usually made of ink and wit, but I want it in plastic.
2. Please see attached.
(http://www.cameldung.co.uk//images/boards/justafort.jpg)
3. Just the one for now.
Regards
Mince (www.cameldung.co.uk (http://www.cameldung.co.uk))
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Hello Mince,
Good morning. Thank you for your fast reply.
Would you please advise following questions?
1. You want one mold only and don't want us to make the action figure, right?
2. Would you please provide clear size for help?
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Jenny, I am sure if you visit www.cameldung.co.uk (http://www.cameldung.co.uk) and read through some of the posts, you will begin to understand what I am after.
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I'm wondering whether she will visit this site, read this topic, and then research the phrase 'unsolicited email'. If we're lucky, she might join the site: our first Chinese member.
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...our first Chinese member.
(http://www.cameldung.co.uk/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=46;type=avatar)
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Well, maybe the second then.
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Did they quote you any prices for Beau Peep figure moulds (sorry, I cant type 'molds')?
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Hello Mince,
Thanks for your fast reply.
But we really need to know what the length, width, height and thickness of the action figure you want?
We just cannot quote without a clear size...
More feedback would be much appreciated.
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The figures should be kept at arm's length with the height of absurdity and the thickness of Dennis.
Do you also do 1:200 scale models of sand particles? We're going to need a desert.
Mince (www.cameldung.co.uk (http://www.cameldung.co.uk))
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If you start a war with China, don't come running to us!
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...Do you also do 1:200 scale models of sand particles? We're going to need a desert.
Mince (www.cameldung.co.uk (http://www.cameldung.co.uk))
Classic, just classic
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Comedy Genius!
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I REALLY hope there's a response to that!
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Rather witty.
Where is the real Mince, and what has this new impostor done with him?
>:(
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I REALLY hope there's a response to that!
Sadly, no. But I bet we won't be getting unsolicited email from them again.
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It was a lovely run though Mince, the grains of sand...priceless
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I wonder what finally made her twig.
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Do you have any idea how long a feasibility study on a request like that takes? Give the poor woman a chance, for goodness sake.
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I wonder what finally made her twig.
A tree?
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Damn! I should have sent that.
Dear Jenny, can you make me a mold of a tree, as this might make you twig.
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Hello Mince,
Good morning, sorry for the late reply, but we just return to office due to the National Day.
As to below figure length, height and thickness mentioned, please offer clear size, for example, how many inchs or mm is the figure's length, height and thickness?
So is the sand particles, please offer clear inchs...
More feedback would be much appreciated.
Thanks & Best Regards
Jenny Qiu
International Sales
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Hi Jenny
When you did not reply, I should have realised you were celebrating your National Day and the Golden Week of holiday that goes with it. I hope you had the time to relax and perhaps visit relatives. I am a little embarrassed at not researching your culture more beforehand, especially since I am sure you researched the people at cameldung before sending your initial email to contact@cameldung.co.uk.
For the sand particles, if we use the Krumbein phi scale for medium sand (0.25mm to 0.5mm), and for simplicity opt for perfectly cubic particles, and at 1:200 scale, we're looking for sand particles with sides of 0.000049 inches. As for quantities, let's begin with an oasis and work up from there.
Thank you for asking "how many inches" regarding the Beau Peep figure, but seriously we don't need the figure to be that detailed. And I'm sure Roger wouldn't know the answer anyway: he doesn't even have a proper layout for the fort, so asking for this kind of detail is just going to result in disappointment, and by that I'm not referring to 'how many inches'. Having said that, Doris has spent years trying to win him back, so perhaps the figure might not be so disappointing after all. And that brings up another point. If you do a figure for Doris, it has to be always out-of-view, heard but not seen, so your 'clear size' might be just what we are looking for.
As for thickness, I'm sure you have two short planks lying around to use as a reference. If not, perhaps a re-evaluation of your understanding of our emails might offer some insight.
Mince
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"The Krumbein phi scale"? I Googled that. It's an actual thing. You're a proper b@st@rd, Mincey - you know that. You've probably ruined her Golden Week.
Shame on me for laughing... :-[
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So is there a Krumbein fee, fo and fum scale too?
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That'll be phee, pho and phum, Shirley?
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That'll be phee, pho and phum, Shirley?
Oh, so you know Sandy's real name?
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Shirley Buttcheeks. I thought it was common knowledge.
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That'll be phee, pho and phum, Shirley?
Nope, I was using metric units.
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Shirley Buttcheeks. I thought it was common knowledge.
It's true. What can I say? My mother was a big wrestling fan.
Easy, easy, easy.
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Hello Mince,
Good morning.
Thanks for below reply.
But we feel confused about the sand particles, would you mind answering our questions?
You want us to make one oasis with the Krumbein phi scale for medium sand (0.25mm to 0.5mm), the sands are perfectly cubic particles and the sand particle sides are 0.000049 inches, right?
Would you please provide a sketch to show the whole shape of sand particles? Thank you.
More feedback would be much appreciated.
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She actually included the Beau Peep picture in the email. Anyone want to go from here?
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I think she's been taking the p*ss from Day One. ;D
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Tell her we'll get back to her after our National Day.
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Hi Jenny
At the moment we are celebrating our own National Day, which involves searching for bicycles suitable for Dennis and then dismantling them so that each part can be wrapped in brown paper and posted to "Dennis, c/o The Foreign Legion, The Desert". In the meantime, can you provide several sketches for perfectly cubic particles for us to choose from?
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;D
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Hang on - I can do the cubic sketches. How much are you paying?
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Dear Mince,
Thanks for your fast reply.
But I'm so sorry that we cannot offer the perfectly cubic particles for you since we are just plastic injection mold manufacturer, we're really sorry for this, maybe you need to find the professional factory to help you out.
How about the action figure? Do you want us make something like the attached?
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Nope, I don't think she's twigged in the slightest.
Any more bright ideas?
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Dagnabbit - I had high hopes for the sand. The models look pretty cool though. How much for a dozen hand-painted Rogers?
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Concerning the first picture, I did for a moment toy with the idea of a Christmas present for Roger comprising baseball-cap wearing action figures for Custer's Last Stand.
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Was it the expense that gave you second thoughts? Or the sudden realisation of the idiocy of the notion?
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Now, hand-painted Rogers...with baseball caps...
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I was wearing a Custer baseball cap at golf today. Sad but true.
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Is that the one with the 'Custer's Last Putt' logo?
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I bought it from Custer's Last Hat Stand.
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Dear Sir
Thank you for your email advertising your Self-Balancing Smart Scooters, which you sent to contact@cameldung.co.uk. I was wondering whether you made self-balancing bicycles for cartoon characters, since Dennis from the Beau Peep strips has always wanted a bicycle for Christmas.
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Hi Mince,
Good day!
Thanks for your email, pls kindly find our full offer list for the smart scooters as attached, we regret that there's no cartoon version available for the moment, however, there are some models for kids, see below:
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Kind regards,
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Hi Nick
Thanks for the photos of the scooters, but I don't believe a purely fictional character like Dennis is going to have much use for them. But I am sure, given that you sent an email to what is basically a forum of fans of Beau Peep, you knew there would be several Beau Peep characters who might be in need of a cartoon scooter. They're not difficult to draw: just ask Andrew. And you would be making Dennis' Christmas if you could fulfil this wish. So if you could perhaps extend your range to include hand-drawn black-and-white scooters, Dennis would be very appreciative.
Mince
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Thanks for your suggestions, dear Mince.
We'll consider that soon.
Kind regards,
Nick
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Are you likely to add hand-drawn scooters to your range before Christmas? It's just that Dennis has gone for years wanting a bicycle for Christmas, and if Andrew has to draw yet another disappointed face for Dennis, I'm not sure his fans would be able to cope. Surely you can make an exception in this case?
Mince
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Hi Mince,
Thanks for your quick reply, however, to develop a new item, it takes a lot of money and time, we're very busy with the production for the moment, I'm sure we'll have more attention on this at a later stage.
Kind regards,
Nick
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Hi Nick
I know what it's like to be busy. Not a day goes past that I am not extremely busy sending ridiculous replies to unsolicited advertising emails sent to the registration email of our notice board.
Perhaps we can have a whip-round here for Dennis to persuade Andrew to finally draw the bike Dennis has yearned for for so many years. To help in this, do you want to buy an exclusive Beau Peep mug?
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Thank you for once again sending a email to contact@cameldung.co.uk to advertise your scooters. The members have expressed great interest in the scooters and have finally raised enough money to buy one for Dennis. Do you have any with flashing LED lights on them?
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Hi Mince,
Good day!
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Kind regards,
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That's excellent. After our last communications, I did think you had given up with us, but now that you have sent a second email to contact@cameldung.co.uk, I again live in hope that Dennis will get his bicycle. Are your LED lights real or cartoon?
Thanks, Mince
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The LED is real, see below: [Picture included in email]
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Oh, that looks great. Dennis would really like one of those if only he was actually a real person and not a cartoon. I would like to order 100 of those, but first I would need to sell enough Beau Peep mugs to cover the cost. Would you like to buy a Beau Peep mug?
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Thanks for your email, dear Mince, maybe the mug is for my furture plan.
Have a nice weekend!
Nick
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Hi Mince,
Good day!
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Thanks and best regards,
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Thank you, dear Mince.
Have a nice weekend!
Nick
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