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Beau Peep Notice Board => Just a Fort => Topic started by: Mince on December 03, 2015, 10:01:59 AM

Title: Headline Harry
Post by: Mince on December 03, 2015, 10:01:59 AM: Is he real and does he report back to Roger with all the stupid things Beau Peep and Dennis do?
Title: Re: Headline Harry
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 04, 2015, 12:42:45 PM: Of course he is. He stays in a flat with Santa Claus, the Yeti and Rumplestiltskin.

Jeez...
Title: Re: Headline Harry
Post by: Mince on December 04, 2015, 01:20:17 PM: Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 04, 2015, 12:42:45 PM
Of course he is. He stays in a flat with Santa Claus, the Yeti and Rumplestiltskin.

You must think I'm stupid. There's no way the four of them would get on in one flat.
Title: Re: Headline Harry
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 05, 2015, 11:07:14 AM: Quote from: Mince on December 04, 2015, 01:20:17 PM
Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 04, 2015, 12:42:45 PM
Of course he is. He stays in a flat with Santa Claus, the Yeti and Rumplestiltskin.

You must think I'm stupid. There's no way the four of them would get on in one flat.

Yes.
Title: Re: Headline Harry
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 05, 2015, 11:13:48 AM: ;D
Title: Re: Headline Harry
Post by: Mince on December 05, 2015, 11:32:46 AM: Sandy, Tarquin is grinning because even though he's not stupid enough to miss the fact that you're too stupid to know for sure, he's sure that although your stupidity might be sufficient to mistake my intelligence for stupidity, his stupidity doesn't extend to the likelihood of considering that you might in your stupidity be right.
Title: Re: Headline Harry
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 05, 2015, 11:38:51 AM: Stupid is as stupid does.
Title: Re: Headline Harry
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 06, 2015, 05:30:01 PM: ;D
Title: Re: Headline Harry
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 06, 2015, 05:33:11 PM: Quote from: Mince on December 05, 2015, 11:32:46 AM
Sandy, Tarquin is grinning because even though he's not stupid enough to miss the fact that you're too stupid to know for sure, he's sure that although your stupidity might be sufficient to mistake my intelligence for stupidity, his stupidity doesn't extend to the likelihood of considering that you might in your stupidity be right.

For a moment, I thought this was another of your crap poems.

Then I realised it had better structure and rhyme...

;D
Title: Re: Headline Harry
Post by: Mince on December 06, 2015, 07:15:43 PM: Take some rat droppings,
And from Sandy, one idea,
Mix them together,
And voila! Poetic diarrhoea.
Title: Re: Headline Harry
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 10, 2015, 07:35:26 PM: Be honest---you had to look up how to spell "diarrhoea", didn't you?
Title: Re: Headline Harry
Post by: Mince on December 10, 2015, 07:36:45 PM: I was an English tutor: I used to set spelling tests, and I picked hard words.

But basically, yes.
Title: Re: Headline Harry
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 11, 2015, 09:08:48 AM: Well dun.
Title: Re: Headline Harry
Post by: Mince on December 11, 2015, 11:12:10 AM: I am Dunnacus!

That's actually a joke that will be understood only by an elite group of specially selected, highly secretive, hand-picked morons.
Title: Re: Headline Harry
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 11, 2015, 12:33:44 PM: That'll be me then. Ho ho ho. :\
Title: Re: Headline Harry
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 11, 2015, 07:22:33 PM: Ha ! Me too ! Fee fi fo. ;)