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Title: hello
Post by: dumenelion on August 30, 2007, 03:21:39 PM
Just in for a wee read, my boyfriend ( Ah'm a burd ) loves beau peep. I've read a couple of posts and I was quite impressed that y'all ( american accent ) worked at D.C.Thompson, isn't it natural that all good things come from the same stable, us being brought up on oor wullie, the Broons etc. Must be our ingrained sense of humour. Great score last night!!!!
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Colin on August 30, 2007, 03:31:55 PM
Your a burd and you like football, now we're talking  ;D

mon the hoops

p.s. Roger supports Dundee United, so he doesn't know much about football.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Mince on August 30, 2007, 03:38:02 PM
Welcome to the board.

To be initiated into the Darstardly Devilish Deep Dung Depositing Division, you have to insult Tarquin Thunderthighs III within the next seven days.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Diane CBPFC on August 30, 2007, 04:03:14 PM
Hello Dumenelion,

I may be a burd too if there is no age limit on the term.  ;D

Do you read Beau Peep too?



Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 30, 2007, 05:36:49 PM
Welcome to the board.

To be initiated into the Darstardly Devilish Deep Dung Depositing Division, you have to insult Tarquin Thunderthighs III within the next seven days.


Seven days? The entrance criteria needs tightening up again. It used to be seven hours.

Welcome indeed, Ms Burd!
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Mince on August 30, 2007, 05:50:05 PM
Given the number of one-post wonders this board seems to attract (see members (http://board.beaupeep.com/index.php?action=mlist;sort=posts;start=0;desc)), I thought seven days was rather optimistic.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 30, 2007, 05:57:13 PM
Hi Burd. Good to see you here. I run the shop. Enjoy your stay.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 30, 2007, 06:38:45 PM
Hi Burd. Good to see you here. I run the shop. Enjoy your stay.


[David Attenborough]...And thus, the rutting stag establishes his credentials...[/David Attenborough]
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 30, 2007, 07:45:59 PM
I laughed, Tarks, I laughed!
Welcome, Dumenelion---I'm sure there's an impressive anagram in that name somewhere.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tom on August 30, 2007, 08:04:10 PM
Hi Dumenelion (might just call you D for short), and welcome to the forum from me too.

I didn't work for D.C.Thompson, but somehow managed to get involved in this fantastically surreal world between worlds and place beyond time.

You want to watch them in the DDDDDD, D, the membership is so secret not even the members know the other members. Somehow we, er they, always know the secret handshake.

Have fun!!!

 ;D
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Mince on August 30, 2007, 08:08:38 PM
You want to watch them in the DDDDDD, D, . . .

That made me laugh!  :D
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Diamond Lil on August 31, 2007, 07:30:16 AM
and good morning from me too...so glad to see another girl got a few moments away from the day's chores to post here...enjoy!
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Fyodor on August 31, 2007, 07:04:14 PM
Burd? Girl? Is that the same as a woman? I know what a woman is. I knew one once, didn't I Roger Roger?
Title: Re: hello
Post by: dumenelion on August 31, 2007, 09:07:51 PM
Oh his name was Tarquin Thunderthighs
He called himself the Third
Because his real name was an alibi
In this theatre of Absurd.

He scoured along the desert
His camel was humped and spurred
He only spoke in white balloons
And the occasional curse word.

He did not reveal his middle name
When he said 'Hello' to the new burd
But Roger Kettle emailed her
And told her it was Turd....

(A big boy wrote this and then he ran away)
ok more than seven hours but I DO HAVE WORK TO GET TO
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Mince on August 31, 2007, 09:10:19 PM
Ooh, you can be my friend.

Besides insulting Tarquin, the other thing we do on this board is play sneaky tricks on Roger, but I think lately it's just become too easy, so I think we might have to find something else to do.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: dumenelion on August 31, 2007, 09:17:03 PM
Thanks Mince and Hello again to all you friendly people in here.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 31, 2007, 09:19:32 PM
Oh his name was Tarquin Thunderthighs
He called himself the Third
Because his real name was an alibi
In this theatre of Absurd.

He scoured along the desert
His camel was humped and spurred
He only spoke in white balloons
And the occasional curse word.

He did not reveal his middle name
When he said 'Hello' to the new burd
But Roger Kettle emailed her
And told her it was Turd....

(A big boy wrote this and then he ran away)
ok more than seven hours but I DO HAVE WORK TO GET TO


DumbSeaLion - your post is absurd, surreal and quite bizarre. You've passed the entrance examination. Welcome to the mad house. Roger's a Dundee United fan, and we talk about football quite a lot on here.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on August 31, 2007, 09:28:24 PM
Hello Vulture you keep very quite
we dont hurt why not post
Say hello
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 31, 2007, 09:29:11 PM
It's weird how people wander off-topic on this site. Has anyone watched "Friends" bloopers on YouTube?
Title: Re: hello
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 31, 2007, 09:35:27 PM
It's weird how people wander off-topic on this site. Has anyone watched "Friends" bloopers on YouTube?

Can't you post the link, Roger? I'd be interested to see that.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on August 31, 2007, 09:36:42 PM
Roger were have we deviated from the topic I just said hello to Vulture.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Mince on August 31, 2007, 09:41:23 PM
Roger, this will mean little to you now, but later it will make sense. Just ask yourself - who is more to blame: (a) the person who came up with the idea or (b) the person who mercilessly got the most mileage out of it?
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 31, 2007, 10:01:45 PM
Oh his name was Tarquin Thunderthighs
He called himself the Third
Because his real name was an alibi
In this theatre of Absurd.

He scoured along the desert
His camel was humped and spurred
He only spoke in white balloons
And the occasional curse word.

He did not reveal his middle name
When he said 'Hello' to the new burd
But Roger Kettle emailed her
And told her it was Turd....

(A big boy wrote this and then he ran away)
ok more than seven hours but I DO HAVE WORK TO GET TO


Dumenelion, I am truly, truly touched that you went to so much trouble.

You are a very welcome addition to this forum.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Mince on August 31, 2007, 10:11:24 PM
I'm feeling guilty again.

Roger, go through the "Introduce Ourselves" topic starting from here (http://board.beaupeep.com/index.php?topic=307.msg4661#msg4661) and this topic starting from here (http://board.beaupeep.com/index.php?topic=305.msg4690#msg4690) and let your mouse pointer hover over every mention of your name (and other names and words later on). Go through each post and slowly hover your mouse over each word.

It was my idea, and I'm so, so ashamed.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 31, 2007, 11:12:05 PM
Yes, it was.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Diane CBPFC on August 31, 2007, 11:51:49 PM
I'm feeling guilty again.

[...]


It is nice to see a young man with a conscience.  ;)
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tom on September 01, 2007, 04:56:18 AM
Can't you post the link, Roger? I'd be interested to see that.

That made me howl. Funnier than it looks.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 01, 2007, 10:54:31 AM
I am very upset. I did laugh a bit, though.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: dumenelion on September 01, 2007, 08:04:44 PM
Thank you very much Tarquin, I'm glad you are not a Tarqwhine ...and you are now my best friend
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 01, 2007, 09:13:23 PM
Thank you very much Tarquin, I'm glad you are not a Tarqwhine ...and you are now my best friend

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

When TT111 is nice.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 01, 2007, 09:21:27 PM
I'm feeling guilty again.

[...]


It is nice to see a young man with a conscience.  ;)

You have to be kidding your talking about Mince
Title: Re: hello
Post by: dumenelion on September 01, 2007, 10:14:13 PM
Maybe I'm not talking about Mince... maybe I'm just talking mince ( small m )
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Mince on September 01, 2007, 10:22:24 PM
Thank you very much Tarquin, I'm glad you are not a Tarqwhine ...and you are now my best friend

You can't be both my friend and his. You'll have to choose.

If you choose me, you get a year's supply of IKEA pencils, a hat, a badge, and unlimited Notice Board technical support.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: dumenelion on September 02, 2007, 07:59:03 AM
What kind of hat ?
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Mince on September 02, 2007, 09:01:52 AM
It's a party hat with the words Mince's Friend written on it in permanent ink. There's a choice of colours.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 02, 2007, 01:15:43 PM
It's a party hat with the words Mince's Friend written on it in permanent ink. There's a choice of colours.
So long as its black
he got it out of a cracker last chistmas
Title: Re: hello
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 02, 2007, 01:25:07 PM
It's a party hat with the words Mince's Friend written on it in permanent ink. There's a choice of colours.
So long as its black
he got it out of a cracker last chistmas

A black party hat? What kind of Crackers were they? Christmas funeral ones?
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 02, 2007, 03:43:34 PM
He got it from his brother paul bearing this in mind it has to be black
Title: Re: hello
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 02, 2007, 04:54:24 PM
He got it from his brother paul bearing this in mind it has to be black

Would you care to explode?
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 02, 2007, 06:18:20 PM
Thank you very much Tarquin, I'm glad you are not a Tarqwhine ...and you are now my best friend

You can't be both my friend and his. You'll have to choose.

If you choose me, you get a year's supply of IKEA pencils, a hat, a badge, and unlimited Notice Board technical support.

I don't make grandiose promises, nor indulge in (very) cheap bribery. Suffice to say that should you choose me, you won't hate yourself in the morning.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Mince on September 02, 2007, 06:20:55 PM
Suffice to say that should you choose me, you won't hate yourself in the morning.

That's a bit vague, isn't it? What if the person in question already doesn't hate themselves in the morning?
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 02, 2007, 06:24:06 PM
He got it from his brother paul bearing this in mind it has to be black

Would you care to explode?

Do I have to explain to the young.

pall (pronouced paul) a cloth that cover a coffin
Bearer one who carries.
Pall-bearer one who holds up the corners of the pall at a funeral
A play on words that went down like a coffin
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Mince on September 02, 2007, 06:26:05 PM
It's like a cryptic crossword.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 02, 2007, 06:31:05 PM
Suffice to say that should you choose me, you won't hate yourself in the morning.

That's a bit vague, isn't it? What if the person in question already doesn't hate themselves in the morning?

Is it hereditary?
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 02, 2007, 06:33:44 PM
You poor young things.
Confused by a old man who cannot spell.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 02, 2007, 06:37:50 PM
You poor young things.
Confused by a old man who cannot spell.
MAGIC

You can't be that old if you enjoy listening to Jean Michel Jarre. Based on that evidence, I reckon you're about seven.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Mince on September 02, 2007, 06:39:34 PM
Hey, don't knock The Jarre.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 02, 2007, 06:44:15 PM
You poor young things.
Confused by a old man who cannot spell MAJIC

Interesting.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 02, 2007, 06:45:02 PM
You poor young things.
Confused by a old man who cannot spell.
MAGIC

You can't be that old if you enjoy listening to Jean Michel Jarre. Based on that evidence, I reckon you're about seven.
He was playing when I was a youngun
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 02, 2007, 06:46:13 PM
You poor young things.
Confused by a old man who cannot spell MAJIC

Interesting.
See your spellmaster is playing up again
Title: Re: hello
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 02, 2007, 06:51:08 PM
You poor young things.
Confused by a old man who cannot spell MAJIC

Interesting.
See your spellmaster is playing up again
Congratulations. Spelling-wise, that sentence was absolutely perfect.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 02, 2007, 07:20:13 PM
Hey, don't knock The Jarre.

You're serious, aren't you?
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 02, 2007, 07:21:13 PM
Does that mean I have passed my GSE Exam.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 02, 2007, 07:22:15 PM
Hey, don't knock The Jarre.

You're serious, aren't you?
No just joking
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 02, 2007, 07:23:56 PM
Hey, don't knock The Jarre.

You're serious, aren't you?

Try to keep up Tarquin
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 02, 2007, 07:24:38 PM
Hey, don't knock The Jarre.

You're serious, aren't you?
No just joking

Was I asking you?  >:(
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 02, 2007, 07:25:39 PM
Hey, don't knock The Jarre.

You're serious, aren't you?

Try to keep up Tarquin

Mais, oui! Acceptez vous mon apologies.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 02, 2007, 07:27:23 PM
Hey, don't knock The Jarre.

You're serious, aren't you?

Try to keep up Tarquin
Take the hump I dont care

Mais, oui! Acceptez vous mon apologies.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Mince on September 02, 2007, 07:28:56 PM
My dad got me into Oxygene and Equinox when I was a kid. They're still excellent. The rest of his stuff is crap.

My dad also got me into "Space Experience" by John Keating, and Rolf Harris, and the Ventures "Ventures in Space".

Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 02, 2007, 07:32:32 PM
My dad got me into Oxygene and Equinox when I was a kid. They're still excellent. The rest of his stuff is crap.

My dad also got me into "Space Experience" by John Keating, and Rolf Harris, and the Ventures "Ventures in Space".



All Culture
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 02, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
My dad got me into Oxygene and Equinox when I was a kid. They're still excellent. The rest of his stuff is crap.

My dad also got me into "Space Experience" by John Keating, and Rolf Harris, and the Ventures "Ventures in Space".




Bet you loved Kraftwerk an' all.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Mince on September 02, 2007, 07:39:31 PM
Now you're just being silly.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: dumenelion on September 02, 2007, 09:25:47 PM
Black indeed! Do I sound like the kinna person who would drink Irn Bru on the Roller Coaster? Mince a bright yellowish, orangey reddish party CROWN would suit me just fine. Tarquin a day is made up of 4 quarters not 1 morning. DOO, DOO, DOO DOO DOO.
Guess that Jarre tune there.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 03, 2007, 12:06:24 AM
DOO, DOO, DOO DOO DOO.
Guess that Jarre tune there.

No idea, but it sounds like a big pile of pigeon droppings to me.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: dumenelion on September 03, 2007, 07:34:07 AM
Now you're just being silly.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 03, 2007, 09:34:31 AM
Peeps its not nice to modify other peoples work.
Write out twenty times I must not change members work.
You know not what you are doing.
You could upset men and I am dangerous when upset.
Very dangerous.
I start spelling rong and forget my fullspots
Title: Re: hello
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 03, 2007, 09:43:01 AM
Peeps its not nice to modify other peoples work.
Write out twenty times I must not change members work.
You know not what you are doing.
You could upset men and I am dangerous when upset.
Very dangerous.
I start spelling rong and forget my fullspots

That's a hard one, Peter. The trouble is, I run the shop, and although I'm well aware that with power comes responsibility, and with great power, comes even greater responsibility, well, it still boils down to the fact that it's me in charge, and I like it that way. You're perhaps thinking here that I have delusions of grandeur, but don't forget, I am James the Twenty-Ninth! Have a nice day.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 03, 2007, 01:22:05 PM
Peeps its not nice to modify other peoples work.
Write out twenty times I must not change members work.
You know not what you are doing.
You could upset men and I am dangerous when upset.
Very dangerous.
I start spelling rong and forget my fullspots

That's a hard one, Peter. The trouble is, I run the shop, and although I'm well aware that with power comes responsibility, and with great power, comes even greater responsibility, well, it still boils down to the fact that it's me in charge, and I like it that way. You're perhaps thinking here that I have delusions of grandeur, but don't forget, I am James the Twenty-Ninth! Have a nice day.
The first time I spell  a whole sentence right and some High and mighty interferes.
So much for the freedom of speech, the right to be heard, democracy.
We enter into censorship just like the Nazi propagander machine.
This could be the thin edge of the web.
It starts, were will this all end, I ask myself.

I will not allow you to take the fifth amendment.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 03, 2007, 03:25:56 PM
Peeps its not nice to modify other peoples work.
Write out twenty times I must not change members work.
You know not what you are doing.
You could upset men and I am dangerous when upset.
Very dangerous.
I start spelling rong and forget my fullspots

That's a hard one, Peter. The trouble is, I run the shop, and although I'm well aware that with power comes responsibility, and with great power, comes even greater responsibility, well, it still boils down to the fact that it's me in charge, and I like it that way. You're perhaps thinking here that I have delusions of grandeur, but don't forget, I am James the Twenty-Ninth! Have a nice day.
The first time I spell  a whole sentence right and some High and mighty interferes.
So much for the freedom of speech, the right to be heard, democracy.
We enter into censorship just like the Nazi propagander machine.
This could be the thin edge of the web.
It starts, were will this all end, I ask myself.

I will not allow you to take the fifth amendment.


Okay -

"I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work"

 ::)
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 03, 2007, 03:45:07 PM
Peeps its not nice to modify other peoples work.
Write out twenty times I must not change members work.
You know not what you are doing.
You could upset men and I am dangerous when upset.
Very dangerous.
I start spelling rong and forget my fullspots

That's a hard one, Peter. The trouble is, I run the shop, and although I'm well aware that with power comes responsibility, and with great power, comes even greater responsibility, well, it still boils down to the fact that it's me in charge, and I like it that way. You're perhaps thinking here that I have delusions of grandeur, but don't forget, I am James the Twenty-Ninth! Have a nice day.
The first time I spell  a whole sentence right and some High and mighty interferes.
So much for the freedom of speech, the right to be heard, democracy.
We enter into censorship just like the Nazi propagander machine.
This could be the thin edge of the web.
It starts, were will this all end, I ask myself.

I will not allow you to take the fifth amendment.


Okay -

"I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work
I must not change members work"

 ::)
I accept your humbling apology.
The classwork is ok.
Just see that the power stays under control.
I will be watching.  
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Mince on September 03, 2007, 03:50:22 PM
That's just cut and paste.

When one of my students spotted a mistake in my writing, I did my corrections on paper:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/BritTeacher/Classic/Picture.jpg)
Title: Re: hello
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 03, 2007, 04:05:28 PM
That's just cut and paste.

D'you think I'd have done it if it wasn't for "cut and paste"? (Rhetorical question with appropriate punctuation).
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 03, 2007, 04:06:10 PM
That's just cut and paste.

When one of my students spotted a mistake in my writing, I did my corrections on paper:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/BritTeacher/Classic/Picture.jpg)

The 164th and 170th are practically illegible. Do them again.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 03, 2007, 04:09:39 PM
The lunatics are running the asylum! What kind of teacher writes "lines" for his pupils?  ::)
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 03, 2007, 04:11:23 PM
propagander machine
Is that a quality control device at a goose farm...or a microscope?
Title: Re: hello
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 03, 2007, 04:13:09 PM
The lunatics are running the asylum! What kind of teacher writes "lines" for his pupils?  ::)

Oh, I think you'll find you're dealing with no ordinary teacher here, Peepsie - I even have pictorial evidence to demonstrate that.
Title: Re: hello
Post by: peter on September 03, 2007, 05:01:18 PM
propagander machine
Is that a quality control device at a goose farm...or a microscope?
Nice two tarquin.