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Beau Peep Notice Board => Just a Fort => Topic started by: Mince on September 04, 2007, 09:22:47 AM
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Roger, do you write your strips in batches, knocking off a couple of dozen in a day, and then sit back and have a holiday, or do they have to come daily?
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Roger, do you write your strips in batches, knocking off a couple of dozen in a day, and then sit back and have a holiday, or do they have to come daily?
He does them all on a Sunday morning, and spends the rest of the week playing golf, watching football, and buying lemons (for his cocktails).
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How does he get to the golf course if he cannot drive?
And surely he can afford driving lessons.
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How does he get to the golf course if he cannot drive?
And surely he can afford driving lessons.
His driving lessons are at the driving range. He can afford them but doesn't have a Ford. He gets the bus.
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Can he ride a bike?
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Can he ride a bike?
I don't have that information. I'll have to get back to you on that one.
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Perhaps he should consider rollerskates.
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Roger, do you write your strips in batches, knocking off a couple of dozen in a day, and then sit back and have a holiday
You think it's that easy, YOU try it.
Just as a guide, it took me three hours and 24 minutes to craft that witty riposte above.
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Roger, do you write your strips in batches, knocking off a couple of dozen in a day, and then sit back and have a holiday
You think it's that easy, YOU try it.
Just as a guide, it took me three hours and 24 minutes to craft that witty riposte above.
How clever. You had the reply started before Mince had even posted the question.
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I am nothing if not well prepared.
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It can't be that difficult. Here is a week's supply if Roger wants a week off.
BEAU PEEP: Why aren't you wearing any trousers?
DENNIS: I am!
BEAU PEEP: Well, either you're crazy or I am.
DENNIS: (looking down) It's me, isn't it?
BEAU PEEP: So who stole your trousers?
DENNIS: Honest Abdul bought my belt.
BEAU PEEP: And the trousers?
DENNIS: I haven't seen them since.
DENNIS: Do you like my knobbly knees?
BEAU PEEP: Oh, belt up!
DENNIS: (annoyed face)
BEAU PEEP: (thinking) I'm a whizz at play on words.
BEAU PEEP: (to Mad Pierre) Doesn't Dennis look daft?
MAD PIERRE: [**SMACK**] (hits Beau Peep)
BEAU PEEP: Why did you hit me?
MAD PIERRE: (shrugs) I dunno.
BEAU PEEP: Why don't you buy some shorts.
DENNIS: That's a good idea.
BEAU PEEP: Mine's a whiskey. (laughs)
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I bet your fingers are riddled with scorch marks, Mincey.
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I write a 6-day series of Beau at one time. This may take a morning, a day or even two days. I have never written anything as good as the samples you provided.
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I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Did any of them make you chuckle - even a little? I would like your professional opinion. It's okay. I can take criticism.
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Let me help you, Mincey. He was being sarcastic.
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By the way, I did snigger a couple of times, but I'd guess you didn't do yourself any particular favours with Roger by suggesting "It can't be that difficult.". Everything else after that was tainted.
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Cute baby photographs won't change anything.
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I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Did any of them make you chuckle - even a little? I would like your professional opinion. It's okay. I can take criticism.
Put it this way, Mincey - I'd rather have Canterbury Cathedral pushed up my backside than see your drivel replace that of Roger's. Reading that tosh really made me appreciate Beau Peep as it is.
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I'd guess you didn't do yourself any particular favours with Roger by suggesting "It can't be that difficult.".
I've been thinking long and hard about the above sentence, and I know I might be upsetting a certain person, but after careful consideration I would have to stick to my guns and say that I don't like the two full stops at the end.
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Well, I wouldn't go THAT far! To be honest, I thought YOU were being sarcastic and dashing off intentional nonsense as a joke. Having said that, one or two of the gags are quite close.
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Put it this way, Mincey - I'd rather have Canterbury Cathedral pushed up my backside than see your drivel replace that of Roger's. Reading that tosh really made me appreciate Beau Peep as it is.
So you didn't like any of it? (Is your backside really that big?)
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To be honest, I thought YOU were being sarcastic and dashing off intentional nonsense as a joke.
I was. I quickly ran out of ideas before I started writing the first one.
Having said that, one or two of the gags are quite close.
Quite close to what?
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To the feel of the strip.
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That's only because I'm using something already created by you. That's easy.
I guess I shall have to create my own strip with my own characters.
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Actually I vaguely smiled at the one where you'd spelt "whisky' incorrectly.
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Actually I vaguely smiled at the one where you'd spelt "whisky' incorrectly.
Peepsie, that reaches a new level in viciousness. Congratulations!
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I'd guess you didn't do yourself any particular favours with Roger by suggesting "It can't be that difficult.".
I've been thinking long and hard about the above sentence, and I know I might be upsetting a certain person, but after careful consideration I would have to stick to my guns and say that I don't like the two full stops at the end.
They are separated by quotation marks. The first signifies the end of the sentence I was quoting, and the second signifies the end of my own sentence. I don't see nothing wrong that.
Now post me something you've drawn. Go on.
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I'd guess you didn't do yourself any particular favours with Roger by suggesting "It can't be that difficult.".
I've been thinking long and hard about the above sentence, and I know I might be upsetting a certain person, but after careful consideration I would have to stick to my guns and say that I don't like the two full stops at the end.
They are separated by quotation marks. The first signifies the end of the sentence I was quoting, and the second signifies the end of my own sentence. I don't see nothing wrong that.
Now post me something you've drawn. Go on.
This'll be good! (Rubs hands with glee and anticipation....)
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Actually I vaguely smiled at the one where you'd spelt "whisky' incorrectly.
Peepsie, that reaches a new level in viciousness. Congratulations!
Could you please explain how Mince has spelt 'whiskey' incorrectly. I thought this was the correct way to spell Irish whiskey!
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I was going to point that out but did not want to embarrass Peepmaster.
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Actually I vaguely smiled at the one where you'd spelt "whisky' incorrectly.
Peepsie, that reaches a new level in viciousness. Congratulations!
Could you please explain how Mince has spelt 'whiskey' incorrectly. I thought this was the correct way to spell Irish whiskey!
I had this shoved down my throat.
They only refer to the Scotish type.
You will soon get use to thier childish games.
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I had this shoved down my throat.
You wish, Peter!
They only refer to the Scotish type.
The Irish never joke about whiskey.
You will soon get use to thier childish games.
You, of course, would never indulge, would you, Peter?
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Mince wasn't referring to Irish whiskey. He just repeated the wrong spelling that his father recently used in referring to Scottish whisky. Of course he will say he was referring to the Irish stuff, but I know better.
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I had this shoved down my throat.
You wish, Peter!
They only refer to the Scotish type.
The Irish never joke about whiskey.
You will soon get use to thier childish games.
You, of course, would never indulge, would you, Peter?
I can not stand Scotish or Irish "whiskey."
I have told you befor I drink pints not shorts
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You will soon get use to thier childish games.
You, of course, would never indulge, would you, Peter?
I can not stand Scotish or Irish "whiskey."
I have told you befor I drink pints not shorts
Er...actually, I meant indulge in childishness, Peter, but I see you sought to prove my point with a bit of a tantrum instead. Fair enough.
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Tarquin, it must be strangely satisfying to insult both father and son in the same topic. :D
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You will soon get use to thier childish games.
You, of course, would never indulge, would you, Peter?
I can not stand Scotish or Irish "whiskey."
I have told you befor I drink pints not shorts
Er...actually, I meant indulge in childishness, Peter, but I see you sought to prove my point with a bit of a tantrum instead. Fair enough.
How can, "Not liking shorts be childish."
If you want a tantrum just ask.
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This topic is becoming surreal.
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Tarquin, it must be strangely satisfying to insult both father and son in the same topic. :D
8)
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I wish you three boys would learn to play nicely.
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I wish you three boys would learn to play nicely.
Four!
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I wish you three boys would learn to play nicely.
Four!
I got the impression that you were old enough to know better!
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Kids and their toys Vulture, kids and their toys.
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What happened to Minces "I will not have a go at anybody for a week." so much for promises.
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What happened to Minces "I will not have a go at anybody for a week." so much for promises.
He'll be along to correct your punctuation before too long, Peter.
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What happened to Minces "I will not have a go at anybody for a week." so much for promises.
He'll be along to correct your punctuation before too long, Peter.
You just know he's watching.
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What happened to Minces "I will not have a go at anybody for a week." so much for promises.
And so the father turns against the son...
Kids and their toys Vulture, kids and their toys.
Says the man with the overgrown signature (oh, yes - it's open season now!).
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What happened to Minces "I will not have a go at anybody for a week." so much for promises.
And so the father turns against the son...
Kids and their toys Vulture, kids and their toys.
Says the man with the overgrown signature (oh, yes - it's open season now!).
I just like to keep the kids on the right lines.
A promise should be kept.
If not he may start wearing a hood and getting drunk on a street corner.
He may meet you on your street corner.
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Mince wasn't referring to Irish whiskey. He just repeated the wrong spelling that his father recently used in referring to Scottish whisky. Of course he will say he was referring to the Irish stuff, but I know better.
How would you spell a word that covered all types of "whisky-whiskey" and any other dam spelling you want to use for this type of drink.
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Mince wasn't referring to Irish whiskey. He just repeated the wrong spelling that his father recently used in referring to Scottish whisky. Of course he will say he was referring to the Irish stuff, but I know better.
How would you spell a word that covered all types of "whisky-whiskey" and any other dam spelling you want to use for this type of drink.
B o o z e
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Mince wasn't referring to Irish whiskey. He just repeated the wrong spelling that his father recently used in referring to Scottish whisky. Of course he will say he was referring to the Irish stuff, but I know better.
How would you spell a word that covered all types of "whisky-whiskey" and any other dam spelling you want to use for this type of drink.
B o o z e
great
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I've decided to give insults a rest for a while. I've decided to be really nice for a week.
Peter, to be fair to Mince, he didn't say he 'wouldn't have a go at anyone for a week', he said he'd be 'nice' - maybe this is his idea of 'nice'!
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To be fair to Mince? What an interesting concept.
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Vulture, are you Mince's imaginary friend?
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Y'know Diane, I'm sensing something isn't the norm... just don't know what. ??? :-\
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Vulture, are you Mince's imaginary friend?
Vulture a imaginary friend Diane you are joking.
Mince has no friends.
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Peter, you beat me to it. I didn't think Mince had any friends, imaginary or otherwise. ;D
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My imaginary friend bullied me.
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No, I didn't!
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And now she stalks me on internet message boards.
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And why you ever imagined I was your friend, I have no idea.
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These guests keep coming and not joining in. Why we don't hurt much.
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These guests keep coming and not joining in. Why we don't hurt much.
a) The faux Peter strikes again.
b) What does this post mean? ???
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These guests keep coming and not joining in. Why we don't hurt much.
a) The faux Peter strikes again.
b) What does this post mean? ???
b) mean like you were. They come to visit but do not enter. Once you dip your toes in it it was quite refreshing do you not think.
A) I am still cogitating on this? I am who I am. I cannot be false or I would not be who I am. Therefore I am who I am and -----Dam I lost the thread. Let me cogitate again. I will get back to you in a couple of years.