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Title: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 04, 2007, 11:07:01 PM
Discuss.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 04, 2007, 11:40:14 PM
I'm into ceramics so I'd have to say "throwing a pot".
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 04, 2007, 11:43:59 PM
I believe that is still a trial Olympic event. The debate still rages regarding the electric-powered wheel versus the traditional treadmill.

But I'm curious, Peepsie - in what way are you "into ceramics"?
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 04, 2007, 11:51:22 PM
I believe that is still a trial Olympic event. The debate still rages regarding the electric-powered wheel versus the traditional treadmill.

But I'm curious, Peepsie - in what way are you "into ceramics"?

My late father was a highly respected potter. http://homepage.ntlworld.com/psutherland/briansutherland/index.htm (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/psutherland/briansutherland/index.htm)
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 05, 2007, 12:11:26 AM
Ah, yes - this I knew already. I've visited the site before and there's some exceptionally fine work on display. I really like his paintings also. Particularly fascinating is the one of you in 1955. I wish I could say you haven't changed a bit, but it's a lovely painting.

Some delightful and very creative fancy dress costumes also...
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 05, 2007, 12:31:32 AM
Ah, yes - this I knew already. I've visited the site before and there's some exceptionally fine work on display. I really like his paintings also. Particularly fascinating is the one of you in 1955. I wish I could say you haven't changed a bit, but it's a lovely painting.

Some delightful and very creative fancy dress costumes also...

I look younger there! Those Fancy Dress outfits were amazing looking back. Dad would spend weeks creating outfits using papier mache etc. I was too young to appreciate it. Many years later, not long before he died, he was in a bookshop flicking through a book on the history of Broadstairs, and there was a photo of us (my twin and I), in one of the costumes. He bought me a copy.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: peter on September 05, 2007, 10:09:20 AM
Discuss.

This would have to be the marathon.

Many a time in my youth I would take part in a cross country run. I would say I was rather good at it. In my first year a senior school the whole school would take part and I came thirtieth. On taking off my pymsole off blood poured out. I had run nearly the whole race with a serious cut foot. I was carried back to school and the following day the headmaster used me as an example as how we soldier on under adversity.

This you will say is not a throwing event. I disagree. Many a time I have seen marathon runners throwing up at the side of the road.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Mince on September 05, 2007, 10:15:27 AM
I was the most talented in my school for "Avoiding the Marathon" and "Running So Slowly as to be Indistinguishable from Walking".
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 05, 2007, 10:16:59 AM
Hurling the plimsoll/plimsol/plimsole (there are three different spellings, and you still got it wrong  ;D ) would be interesting. A bit like welly-wanging I imagine.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: peter on September 05, 2007, 02:39:49 PM
Hurling the plimsoll/plimsol/plimsole (there are three different spellings, and you still got it wrong  ;D ) would be interesting. A bit like welly-wanging I imagine.
Using the Urdu spelling of the word.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 05, 2007, 03:16:48 PM
Hurling the plimsoll/plimsol/plimsole (there are three different spellings, and you still got it wrong  ;D ) would be interesting. A bit like welly-wanging I imagine.
Using the Urdo spelling of the word.


I'm intrigued. Would you mean 'Urdu' or Undo'?
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: peter on September 05, 2007, 05:28:32 PM
either will do
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Mince on September 05, 2007, 05:36:27 PM
Do you think that one day Poter will use full stops?
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: peter on September 05, 2007, 05:37:57 PM
Do you think that one day Poter will use full stops?
could do
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: peter on September 05, 2007, 05:48:31 PM
TT111 do you think I have got mince upset yet. I keep trying
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 05, 2007, 05:54:56 PM
Why would you want to do that, Peter? Apart from the obvious fun, that is.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 05, 2007, 06:25:05 PM
Discuss.
Am  I the only one who got Tarky's original joke or did everyone get it and simply ignore it? I fear the latter.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: peter on September 05, 2007, 06:34:38 PM
Discuss.
Am  I the only one who got Tarky's original joke or did everyone get it and simply ignore it? I fear the latter.

Read it both ways and thought it to trivial to comment.

Thought he was trying to catch me out. Checked it in dictionary. I was right to look it said "to examine in detail. To dispel as a bottle of wine."
When is read that I knew he had misspelled it.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Mince on September 05, 2007, 06:37:06 PM
You need to try harder, Petor.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Fyodor on September 05, 2007, 06:41:41 PM
Tantrum, a la Linford.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 05, 2007, 06:48:52 PM
Sigh!

Thank you, Roger.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Mince on September 05, 2007, 06:53:10 PM
Oh!
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 05, 2007, 06:58:36 PM
Hey, Tarks---remember where we were 20 years ago? Wasn't it in September 1987 that we were strutting our stuff in Stringfellows? Well, maybe not strutting. More like shuffling our stuff.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 05, 2007, 07:06:32 PM
Hey, Tarks---remember where we were 20 years ago? Wasn't it in September 1987 that we were strutting our stuff in Stringfellows? Well, maybe not strutting. More like shuffling our stuff.

Remember it, Roger - I relive it every night before I go to sleep. Especially the bit where I told Lloyd Honeyghan if he didn't stop acting like a git I'd show him the door. Then there was Maria - both of them...

What a night!
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: peter on September 05, 2007, 07:10:07 PM
Hey, Tarks---remember where we were 20 years ago? Wasn't it in September 1987 that we were strutting our stuff in Stringfellows? Well, maybe not strutting. More like shuffling our stuff.
Was Tarks dancing.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Mince on September 05, 2007, 07:11:25 PM
Yes, Tarks, please tell us: were you dancing Roger?
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 05, 2007, 08:02:41 PM
A bizarre night. The "Daily Star" had decided to organise a series of "Beau Peep Days" at Pontin's camps throughout the country. Andrew and I had to turn up at these holiday stalags and sign autographs while wishing the earth would swallow us up. The whole thing culminated in a Beau Peep night at Stringfellows. I may have danced. There were several minor celebrities and models wandering around. Unlike Tarks, I didn't threaten the light heavyweight champion of the world.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Mince on September 05, 2007, 08:33:37 PM
I may have danced.

Don't you have people to do that for you?
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: peter on September 05, 2007, 08:39:39 PM
A bizarre night. The "Daily Star" had decided to organise a series of "Beau Peep Days" at Pontin's camps throughout the country. Andrew and I had to turn up at these holiday stalags and sign autographs while wishing the earth would swallow us up. The whole thing culminated in a Beau Peep night at Stringfellows. I may have danced. There were several minor celebrities and models wandering around. Unlike Tarks, I didn't threaten the light heavyweight champion of the world.
Was that befor or after his scaffold pole dance
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 05, 2007, 10:55:41 PM
Unlike Tarks, I didn't threaten the light heavyweight champion of the world.

Is that who he was? I thought he was in Eastenders.

Did I dance? Pfffft! I was still in my 20's, played football three times a week and could Pogo with the best of them. I recall Roger was handing out money that night (some of it real), the gents' toilets (and no doubt the ladies' also) had trays of complimentary prophylactics, and you could still smoke anywhere you wanted. Those were heady, hedonistic times!

There were so many Page 3 (sorry - Page 5...it was the Daily Star) wannabes there that it looked like a plastic surgeon's convention, and by the end of the night I was desperate to remind myself of what a real woman looked like. I didn't have to wait long, as my taxi took me to my hotel in King's Cross for the night.

Just before I left Stringfellows, I was propositioned and invited to carry on the festivities at a 'private party'. They seemed like a very nice bunch of lads, but I declined politely, and never wore that shirt again, nor rolled up my jacket sleeves like a Miami Vice extra.

That London. What is it like?!!

Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Rob Baker on September 06, 2007, 02:01:11 AM
A bizarre night. The "Daily Star" had decided to organise a series of "Beau Peep Days" at Pontin's camps throughout the country. Andrew and I had to turn up at these holiday stalags and sign autographs while wishing the earth would swallow us up. The whole thing culminated in a Beau Peep night at Stringfellows. I may have danced. There were several minor celebrities and models wandering around. Unlike Tarks, I didn't threaten the light heavyweight champion of the world.


Stalag 9, Pontins, Burnham-on-Sea, June 18th 1987....
(http://mysite.orange.co.uk/honestabdul/images/2-picture.jpg?0.37083413439262325)

(http://mysite.orange.co.uk/honestabdul/images/3-picture.jpg?0.1968437650372361)

How The Star reported the Stringfellows bash:
(http://mysite.orange.co.uk/honestabdul/images/1-picture.jpg?0.3071276186149917)

And to prove I was there too, here's my invite...
(http://mysite.orange.co.uk/honestabdul/images/5-picture.jpg?0.16324622621730744)
(http://mysite.orange.co.uk/honestabdul/images/4-picture.jpg?0.5636026656666397)

PS....I may accidently put up some photos of hoards of screaming autograph hunters stalking their prey at Pontins, unless I recieve a brown envelope stuffed with used fivers by first post tomorow.  I'm not a blackmailer - it's such an ugly word. Though not as ugly as 'carbuncle'.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Colin on September 06, 2007, 02:18:35 AM
Rob, you don't post very often, but when you do, wham, your right in there with all the info.

Anything else you'd like to share about Mr's Kettle & Christine?
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Colin on September 06, 2007, 02:20:15 AM
Rob, you don't post very often, but when you do, wham, your right in there with all the info.

Anything else you'd like to share about Mr's Kettle & Christine?

And you two guys might have looked a wee bit happier during your signing.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Vulture on September 06, 2007, 06:23:39 AM
Were the Pontin's prison shirts compulsory?
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 06, 2007, 07:40:09 AM
Were the Pontin's prison shirts compulsory?

That was the same shirt I stopped wearing after the Stringfellows do (I kid you not - although mine was a peppermint green stripe). Such slaves to fashion we were back then.

Thanks for the memories, Rob - I still have my invitation too...er...somewhere.

By the way, in answer to Vulture's question on another thread, the bearded one.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 06, 2007, 09:49:29 AM
Rob, as I've said before, scoff if you like----I wasn't the one who turned up at that Pontin's camp dressed as a **!*!** camel!
Great memories.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 06, 2007, 09:57:50 AM
Was Rob the Bactrian camel at Stringfellows, Roger?

No, wait - that was Maria...
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: peter on September 06, 2007, 10:39:33 AM
Unlike Tarks, I didn't threaten the light heavyweight champion of the world.

Is that who he was? I thought he was in Eastenders.

!

There were so many Page 3 (sorry - Page 5...it was the Daily Star) wannabes there that it looked like a plastic surgeon's convention, and by the end of the night I was desperate to remind myself of what a real woman looked like. IKing's Cross for the night.

Just before I left Stringfellows, I was propositioned and invited to carry on the festivities at a 'private party'. They seemed like a very nice bunch of lads, but I declined politely, and never wore that shirt again, nor rolled up my jacket sleeves like a Miami Vice extra.

That London. What is it like?!!



You mean you actual meet Doris.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 06, 2007, 11:01:24 AM
No names, no pack drill!
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Rob Baker on September 06, 2007, 11:48:14 PM
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Rob, you don't post very often, but when you do, wham, your right in there with all the info.  Anything else you'd like to share about Mr's Kettle & Christine?

Loads Colin, but I daren't.  You need to be wary of the Scotish mafia - I'll probably find a haggis's head in the bed.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 06, 2007, 11:54:19 PM
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Rob, you don't post very often, but when you do, wham, your right in there with all the info.  Anything else you'd like to share about Mr's Kettle & Christine?

Loads Colin, but I daren't.  You need to be wary of the Scotish mafia - I'll probably find a haggis's head in the bed.

Rob - you have to be the official biographers of those two ne'er-do-wells once they've popped their mortal clogs. Damn it - you should be running this website!
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Colin on September 07, 2007, 12:20:34 AM
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Rob, you don't post very often, but when you do, wham, your right in there with all the info.  Anything else you'd like to share about Mr's Kettle & Christine?

Loads Colin, but I daren't.  You need to be wary of the Scotish mafia - I'll probably find a haggis's head in the bed.

Rob - you have to be the official biographers of those two ne'er-do-wells once they've popped their mortal clogs. Damn it - you should be running this website!

Is that because you don't feel up to it anymore Peepmaster?
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 07, 2007, 12:21:49 AM
No, I suddenly feel remarkably under-qualified!
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Mince on September 07, 2007, 12:37:12 AM
I'll write Roger's biography: My days as The Master!

Mind you, he'll probably just regenerate and write it himself.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Rob Baker on September 07, 2007, 12:38:22 AM
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Rob - you have to be the official biographers of those two ne'er-do-wells once they've popped their mortal clogs. Damn it - you should be running this website!

Cheers Peepsie, don't know about that, but when I win the Lottery I'm going to fund a new Beau Peep Book. And then an antholigy - a classy book for every year since '78 with every strip ever published. My collection of cuttings is getting a bit dog-eared now.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: peter on September 07, 2007, 12:39:15 PM
No, I suddenly feel remarkably under-qualified!

I am sure you are just being modest that's not like you peeps

I have been watching

Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 07, 2007, 12:43:50 PM
Damn - that edit accreditation gave it away. Hope no-one notices. Is this YOUR doing, Mincey?

I am a complete Nancy, by the way.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: peter on September 07, 2007, 12:52:07 PM
No, I suddenly feel remarkably under-qualified!

I am sure you are just being modest that's not like you peeps

I have been watching films of naked ladies all morning


This shows that the patients are loose. You prove that point in your usual expansive way, Peeps.
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: Mince on September 07, 2007, 12:52:20 PM
It always puts in who edits the post. There is a way round it, but you need to know how to use a MySQL database. (That's something that I know how to do but I would never abuse such power.)
Title: Re: (For Peter) YOUR FAVOURITE OLYMPIC THROWING EVENT.
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 07, 2007, 01:10:24 PM
It always puts in who edits the post. There is a way round it, but you need to know how to use a MySQL database. (That's something that I know how to do but I would never abuse such power.)

No, of course you wouldn't.