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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on March 30, 2017, 05:06:50 PM

Title: Intellectual Jokes
Post by: Mince on March 30, 2017, 05:06:50 PM
1. How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionised.

2. Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?

3. Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Does everyone want a beer?" First one says, "I don't know". Second one says, "I don't know". Third one says, "Yes please".

4. The Buddha walks up to a hot-dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

5. What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

6. What does the initial B in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot.

7. There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

8. Every word in this sentence is a gross misspelling of the word "tomato."

9. The wife of a programmer sends her husband out to the shop to buy a loaf of bread. On his way out she shouts "Also, if they have eggs, get 12", so he comes back with 12 loaves of bread.

10. Two women walk into a bar. One asks, "Have you heard of the Bechdel test?" The other replies, "Yeah, my boyfriend told me all about it."
Title: Re: Intellectual Jokes
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 30, 2017, 07:41:08 PM
May I suggest that at least one of the words in your heading is inaccurate?
Title: Re: Intellectual Jokes
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 30, 2017, 08:10:12 PM
Well I got them all... again...eventually...with only a tiny bit of help. And very clever they were too.

There's definitely an audience for jokes like these. Not one I'd care to socialise with, but they do have money...
Title: Re: Intellectual Jokes
Post by: Mince on March 30, 2017, 08:18:28 PM
May I suggest that at least one of the words in your heading is inaccurate?

So either you understood all of them or none of them.
Title: Re: Intellectual Jokes
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on March 31, 2017, 12:10:16 AM
Now I like a good joke as much as anyman....

Shame I ended up reading that rubbish.  :-[
Title: Re: Intellectual Jokes
Post by: Mince on March 31, 2017, 09:20:20 AM
Well, of course they're rubbish to someone who doesn't get them.  ;D
Title: Re: Intellectual Jokes
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on April 03, 2017, 12:21:58 AM
Did too...