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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on August 09, 2017, 12:30:45 PM

Title: Will you be in on 21st August
Post by: Mince on August 09, 2017, 12:30:45 PM
from TV LICENSING

As there is no record of a TV Licence at your address, you should expect a visit from an Enforcement Officer.

And you should expect some choice insults, the middle finger and a door slammed in your face, assuming of course I don't just leave you outside to stare at my front door.


To be honest, given that I slammed the door in their face on the previous two visits, the last of which being over three years ago, they've probably already got the message.
Title: Re: Will you be in on 21st August
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 09, 2017, 02:59:45 PM
Maybe you should just let them search for your telly and be done with it.
Title: Re: Will you be in on 21st August
Post by: Mince on August 09, 2017, 04:49:26 PM
Maybe you should let them search for a dog and a gun and a wild animal?
Title: Re: Will you be in on 21st August
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 09, 2017, 08:55:11 PM
You trying to get me locked up?
Title: Re: Will you be in on 21st August
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on August 09, 2017, 11:55:50 PM
If they're asking if you'll be in on the 21st, why not just say, "No, I won't be".

Surely that would save any hassle?