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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on January 09, 2018, 11:56:45 PM

Title: The Roger Challenge
Post by: Mince on January 09, 2018, 11:56:45 PM

I say we all buy Roger a yellow reflective vest and a clipboard and then take bets on what high-security places we can suggest for him to sneak into without being questioned.

Title: Re: The Roger Challenge
Post by: Roger Kettle on January 10, 2018, 09:03:25 AM

I already have the vest and the clipboard and I'm typing this in Meghan Markle's bedroom.

Title: Re: The Roger Challenge
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 10, 2018, 11:10:15 AM

 ;D And that, I think, settles that one.

Title: Re: The Roger Challenge
Post by: Mince on January 10, 2018, 12:13:04 PM

Quote from: Roger Kettle on January 10, 2018, 09:03:25 AM

I already have the vest and the clipboard and I'm typing this in Meghan Markle's bedroom.

Did you bike down there?

Title: Re: The Roger Challenge
Post by: Roger Kettle on January 11, 2018, 08:49:50 PM

I realise that you're trying to extricate my M.O. so I won't answer this.
At the moment, I'm in some bushes somewhere in Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington.

Title: Re: The Roger Challenge
Post by: Roger Kettle on January 11, 2018, 08:55:59 PM

I have to be quiet now. A lunatic with orange hair is wandering around, muttering about having a big button.

Title: Re: The Roger Challenge
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 11, 2018, 11:57:19 PM

Quote from: Roger Kettle on January 11, 2018, 08:55:59 PM

I have to be quiet now. A lunatic with orange hair is wandering around, muttering about having a big button.

I’m in Perth. I swear!

Title: Re: The Roger Challenge
Post by: Mince on January 12, 2018, 11:43:27 AM

Tarks is actually checking up on you, Roger, making observations and notes in order to determine whether you are ready to be inducted into our secret group, the Double Obscured Leading Tactical Society.

Title: Re: The Roger Challenge
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 13, 2018, 10:54:58 AM

Really? I thought we were the Doubly Intellectual Collective Knights Herald Evangelical Altruistic Diehard Society?

Title: Re: The Roger Challenge
Post by: Mince on January 13, 2018, 11:09:38 AM

Oh, I thought you were the only member of that group after we kicked you out of ours. We said to you, "Bring back the head of an enemy warrior a new member for our society, preferably one who rides a bike. And don't eat sweets or write any stupid books on the way."

Title: Re: The Roger Challenge
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 14, 2018, 12:23:27 AM

Sometimes, you just ask too much.  :(