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Title: Heart palpitations
Post by: Diamond Lil on July 01, 2018, 09:36:27 AM
It all started almost a week ago when someone said that it was six months from last Monday until Christmas Day.
My head is full of what has to be done but most importantly, I need some gastronomic advice.... Diane? Mince?

Is it too early to start cooking the sprouts??
Title: Re: Heart palpitations
Post by: Mince on July 01, 2018, 09:39:40 AM
Isn't it after the last bang of Fireworks Night that women begin thinking about what to cook at Christmas?
Title: Re: Heart palpitations
Post by: Diamond Lil on July 01, 2018, 09:41:38 AM
I don't like to serve them al dente
Title: Re: Heart palpitations
Post by: Mince on July 01, 2018, 09:44:37 AM
At least you can cook at the last moment. I have to come up with a Christmas book for my wife this year, after missing the last two years. You can't do something like that at the last moment. Have I only half a year left now?
Title: Re: Heart palpitations
Post by: Diamond Lil on July 01, 2018, 09:46:01 AM
Half a year minus six days
Title: Re: Heart palpitations
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 01, 2018, 09:47:07 AM
Al dente sprouts are the best! Those mushy ones are for toothless people. As for (steak?) Diane and Mince? Well, it ain't turkey, but a change is a s good as a rest. I'll be having the traditional pizza.
Title: Re: Heart palpitations
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 01, 2018, 09:49:47 AM
Isn't it after the last bang of Fireworks Night that women begin thinking about what to cook at Christmas?

In your case....

No, I'm going to resist the obvious. It's my new year's resolution, and I've only broken it 382 times so far.
Title: Re: Heart palpitations
Post by: Mince on July 01, 2018, 09:54:46 AM
Half a year minus six days

You just want to see me panic!
Title: Re: Heart palpitations
Post by: Diane CBPFC on July 01, 2018, 05:33:47 PM
You could grow some sprouts right now - just think how proud you will be on Christmas day saying "these came from me own garden"  :D
Title: Re: Heart palpitations
Post by: Diamond Lil on July 02, 2018, 07:23:12 PM
Good idea, thanks. Given my brother's love of sprouts he is going to be SO excited when I arrive on Christmas Eve clutching a bag of my home grown ones.
Title: Re: Heart palpitations
Post by: Mince on July 02, 2018, 11:39:44 PM
That's next year's present sorted: Sproutidemic.
Title: Re: Heart palpitations
Post by: Diamond Lil on July 03, 2018, 07:44:48 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Heart palpitations
Post by: Mince on August 23, 2018, 09:15:21 AM
Or perhaps a golf club made of brussel sprouts.

I did consider one year sending Roger instructions on how to construct a lifesize cardboard Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, along with the cardboard tube from a toilet roll as the first part (highlighted on the diagram).