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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on August 17, 2018, 11:09:15 AM

Title: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Mince on August 17, 2018, 11:09:15 AM

I've always wondered.

Title: Re: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Diamond Lil on August 17, 2018, 11:46:49 AM

I've always wondered what was the best thing before sliced bread.

Title: Re: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 18, 2018, 12:47:42 AM

Baguettes.

Title: Re: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Mince on August 18, 2018, 07:57:45 AM

Actually, machine-sliced bread dates back to 1912, whereas baguettes were first baked in large quantities in 1920 when French bakers were banned from working before 4am.

Title: Re: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Diamond Lil on August 18, 2018, 11:26:12 AM

Sorry Mince, much prefer Tarqs' answer

Title: Re: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Mince on August 18, 2018, 04:23:51 PM

That's okay: you just have a penchant for the wrong.

Title: Re: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 19, 2018, 12:24:55 AM

I think the key words are "in large quantities".  ..0

Title: Re: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Mince on August 19, 2018, 12:10:39 PM

If we're not talking about "in large quantities" (as in on an industrial scale), I think you'll find people have been slicing bread "not in large quantities" ever since bread was invented, and I'm sure baguettes did not precede bread.

Title: Re: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 19, 2018, 01:44:31 PM

I'm just impressed how you managed to use the words "in on an" consecutively.

Title: Re: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Mince on August 19, 2018, 07:54:58 PM

I once wrote a sentence with the word "and" repeated five times consecutively.

Title: Re: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 19, 2018, 11:17:31 PM

Jeez! I've led such an inadequate life.

Title: Re: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Mince on August 20, 2018, 08:57:01 AM

Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 19, 2018, 11:17:31 PM

Jeez! I've led such an inadequate life.

And in addition you've discovered you've never written a sentence with five consecutive "and"s.

Title: Re: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 20, 2018, 09:09:23 AM

Actually....oh, never mind.

Title: Re: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Mince on August 23, 2018, 09:08:14 AM

You should learn how to write sentences with five consecutive ands. You life might become less inadequate then. Playing Stupidemic might achieve the same result.

Title: Re: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 23, 2018, 11:50:12 AM

But but but but but...

Title: Re: What exactly does a plan sound like?
Post by: Mince on August 23, 2018, 02:29:21 PM

You get 10 marks for your ability to count, and -1000 for your inability to form a sentence.