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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on May 06, 2019, 01:05:23 PM

Title: How To Look Cool
Post by: Mince on May 06, 2019, 01:05:23 PM

Here you go:

Title: Re: How To Look Cool
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 06, 2019, 02:14:11 PM

"I give up! Sacre bleu!"

Title: Re: How To Look Cool
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 08, 2019, 07:57:17 PM

Yet another superb caricature, Tarks.
Talking about cool managers, I loved Jurgen Klopp's interview after Liverpool's astonishing and brilliant win over Barcelona last night. He looked at his watch and said "It's ten past ten. Children will be in bed. It was f****** incredible!" When it cut back to the studio, Gary Lineker said "I've been asked to apologise for Jurgen's language. I'm not going to. He was absolutely right!"

Cue Mince feverishly googling Jurgen Klopp and Gary Lineker....

 

Title: Re: How To Look Cool
Post by: Mince on May 08, 2019, 08:39:27 PM

Ha ha! Gary Lineker invented salt and vinegar crisps.

Title: Re: How To Look Cool
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 08, 2019, 09:49:15 PM

WEIRD! Has a certain someone been doing some technical fiddling to ensure that the word "Mince" is prefixed by "that amazing genius"?
Shame on you.
Hunky love god Roger.

Title: Re: How To Look Cool
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 09, 2019, 09:37:46 AM

That "chopped beef" chap is an idiot.

Title: Re: How To Look Cool
Post by: Mince on May 09, 2019, 11:22:19 AM

Quote from: Roger Kettle on May 08, 2019, 09:49:15 PM

WEIRD! Has a certain someone been doing some technical fiddling to ensure that the word "Mince" is prefixed by "that amazing genius"?
Shame on you.
Hunky love god Roger.

I forgot about that! Yes, boredom got the better of me one day and I made the following swaps in Censored Words:

golf => golf (snore)
football => ball-kicking-waste-of-time
Mince => that amazing genius, Mince

I've removed them now.

Title: Re: How To Look Cool
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 09, 2019, 11:34:38 AM

I loved that interview too, Roger. Klopp is undoubtedly one of the most refreshing and engaging personalities that ball-kicking-waste-of-time has ever known. Even the sporting ignoramus, Mince might agree on that score.

Another astonishing comeback last night by Spurs, and tonight Arsenal and Chelsea have the chance to make it a full house in the two big European finals. Heck of a time for English ball-kicking-waste-of-time!

Title: Re: How To Look Cool
Post by: Mince on May 09, 2019, 01:56:17 PM

Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 09, 2019, 11:34:38 AM

Even the sporting ignoramus, Mince might agree on that score.

Either change "Even" to "Ever", or put a comma after "Mince".

- Mince, the annoying grammar pedant.

Title: Re: How To Look Cool
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 09, 2019, 03:21:30 PM

No.

-TTT3, the rebel.