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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on October 07, 2021, 05:50:25 PM
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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a multi-level meta joke." So the woman says, "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a good joke." So the woman says, "What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man." So the bartender gives her a free beer." So the bartender gives him a free beer." So the bartender gives her a free beer.
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I accept that I'm speaking for myself here but...what?
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Roger, let me try to help you here.
Mad as the proverbial hatter.
Hope that helps.
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Yes, it does. Thank you.
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Okay, I'll use indents and colour to help the lid-challenged understand.
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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink.
The bartender says, "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a multi-level meta joke."
So the woman says, "
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink.
The bartender says, "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke."
So the guy says, "
A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink.
The bartender says, "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a good joke."
So the woman says, "What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man."
So the bartender gives her a free beer.
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So the bartender gives him a free beer.
"
So the bartender gives her a free beer.
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Psst, Roger - you distract him, and I’ll call an ambulance…
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How difficult is this? Fine! Let me explain using pseudo-code.
function meta(meta_level){
if (meta_level == 0){
guy.say(bartender).about(SPACE_MAN);
bartender.say(guy).about(PARK_MAN);
return FREE_DRINK;
}
guy.walkInto(bar);
guy.say(bartender).about(FREE_DRINK);
bartender.say(guy).about(META_JOKE);
return meta(meta_level - 1);
}
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We might need assistance. I’ll call another ambulance.
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Oh, you are so clever Mince - you should spread that around a few more forums.
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Is that your polite way of saying bugger off? :)
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Is that your polite way of saying bugger off? :)
I've never been accused of being polite before.