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Title: What Would Make a Great Xmas Present for a Cowboy?
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 13, 2007, 06:01:00 PM
Imagine you're Horace. What would you most like to wake up to on Christmas Day?
Title: Re: What Would Make a Great Xmas Present for a Cowboy?
Post by: Mince on December 13, 2007, 06:10:23 PM
Being real rather than a cartoon character.
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Post by: Roger Kettle on December 13, 2007, 06:24:18 PM
Imagine you're Horace. What would you most like to wake up to on Christmas Day?
The news that my creator had just won 5 million quid on the lottery.
Title: Re: What Would Make a Great Xmas Present for a Cowboy?
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 13, 2007, 06:27:02 PM
Yeah, but would Andrew give any to you?
Title: Re: What Would Make a Great Xmas Present for a Cowboy?
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 13, 2007, 06:52:39 PM
Sometimes you can be really hurtful, Peeps. Okay, on the outside, I'm still smiling but, inside, I'm crying a river.
Title: Re: What Would Make a Great Xmas Present for a Cowboy?
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 13, 2007, 06:57:51 PM
I'd bung you a tenner.
Title: Re: What Would Make a Great Xmas Present for a Cowboy?
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 13, 2007, 07:42:02 PM
Okay.
Title: Re: What Would Make a Great Xmas Present for a Cowboy?
Post by: Malc on December 14, 2007, 09:23:18 PM
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Imagine you're Horace. What would you most like to wake up to on Christmas Day?
I think a cowboy would like to wake up to a nice handsome other cowboy on Christmas day, if Broke Back Mounting is anything to go by.

Only kidding, Horace would like to wake up to a gift-wrapped beautiful saloon girl, with golden hair and purdy lips.

And big knockers.
Title: Re: What Would Make a Great Xmas Present for a Cowboy?
Post by: Malc on December 14, 2007, 09:31:25 PM
True story.
A friend of ours is a rather nice-looking blonde woman with a great figure.
She told us of one Christmas when she decided she'd greet her husband on christmas eve by lying under the christmas tree wearing nothing but a big red bow wrapped around her middle.

He got home but didn't see her, and as he entered, the phone rang, so he took the call.  It was his mother, and he was on the phone for an hour and a half.
She lay there the whole time, waiting for him to notice her. She eventually gave up and had a bath to get rid of the pine needles.

She told the story in such a matter of fact way, with her husband present (and looking sheepish), and it was effing hilarious.
Title: Re: What Would Make a Great Xmas Present for a Cowboy?
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 14, 2007, 09:50:41 PM
My wife has just come in and I asked her what she would do if she found me naked under the Christmas tree with a ribbon round my waist. "Laugh and step over" is not really what you want to hear.
Title: Re: What Would Make a Great Xmas Present for a Cowboy?
Post by: Colin on December 14, 2007, 10:11:06 PM
My wife has just come in and I asked her what she would do if she found me naked under the Christmas tree with a ribbon round my waist. "Laugh and step over" is not really what you want to hear.

You should be glad she didn't say "the turkey looks over cooked this year".
Title: Re: What Would Make a Great Xmas Present for a Cowboy?
Post by: Malc on December 14, 2007, 10:22:19 PM

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"Laugh and step over" is not really what you want to hear.

Women, with their little mind games....you KNOW she wants you. Take a tip from an expert in the art of love. Cook her a romantic meal. Sausages and meatballs, arranged in the shape of male genitalia is a winner.
Women can't resist that combination of desperation and rank stupidity, especially when you're all they've got and there's nothing better coming down the pipe any time soon.
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Post by: Vulture on December 14, 2007, 10:44:11 PM

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"Laugh and step over" is not really what you want to hear.

Women, with their little mind games....you KNOW she wants you. Take a tip from an expert in the art of love. Cook her a romantic meal. Sausages and meatballs, arranged in the shape of male genitalia is a winner.
Women can't resist that combination of desperation and rank stupidity, especially when you're all they've got and there's nothing better coming down the pipe any time soon.

Believe it or not, we can!
Title: Re: What Would Make a Great Xmas Present for a Cowboy?
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 14, 2007, 11:57:30 PM
My wife has just come in and I asked her what she would do if she found me naked under the Christmas tree with a ribbon round my waist. "Laugh and step over" is not really what you want to hear.

Her saying "That reminds me, I must defrost the chipolatas" would have hurt you more, Roger.
Title: Re: What Would Make a Great Xmas Present for a Cowboy?
Post by: Mince on December 15, 2007, 12:59:21 AM
Women, with their little mind games....you KNOW she wants you. Take a tip from an expert in the art of love. Cook her a romantic meal. Sausages and meatballs, arranged in the shape of male genitalia is a winner.
Women can't resist that combination of desperation and rank stupidity, especially when you're all they've got and there's nothing better coming down the pipe any time soon.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Malc on December 15, 2007, 05:16:05 PM
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Believe it or not, we can!
Vulch, you KNOW that's not true.  :-*
Title: Re: What Would Make a Great Xmas Present for a Cowboy?
Post by: Vulture on December 15, 2007, 06:07:56 PM
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Believe it or not, we can!
Vulch, you KNOW that's not true.  :-*

If you want to keep your illusions..............
Title: Re: What Would Make a Great Xmas Present for a Cowboy?
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 02, 2008, 08:12:14 AM
I'm still laughing about the woman having to take a bath to get rid of the pine needles.  ;D