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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on January 24, 2008, 11:56:23 AM
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Mince was born at a very early age. His mother attended his birth.
That's all I know. My research team and I will need filling-in on subsequent events.
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Is that an invitation to me.
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Is that an invitation to me.
If you need one.
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Well his great granddad came to see him in hospital.
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Well his great granddad came to see him in hospital.
Which one? There are hundreds.
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I don't have hundreds of great granddads.
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I don't have hundreds of great granddads.
This is all useful information. Helps build a picture.
I need more from Peter. Was Mince a problematic child? What was his schooling? Any funny incidents? As a baby, was he dropped on his head, (either intentionally, or otherwise)?
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I don't have hundreds of great granddads.
It's okay - there isn't the same stigma these days.
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I need more from Peter. Was Mince a problematic child? What was his schooling? Any funny incidents? As a baby, was he dropped on his head, (either intentionally, or otherwise)?
More to the point, how many times?
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I bet you remember those early months with pleasure, Peter.
The first Smile... his early Steps... when he uttered his first Past Participle...
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I heard that Mince was born under the Lucky Star?or perhaps it was it behind the Crown and Anchor?
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I think that being born in Cambridge coloured the rest of his life.
what with all those universitys
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Can't we spice this up a bit, Peter? It's never going to get on the best-sellers list at this rate. I might not even bother writing it.
Maybe we need sections. Chapters. Chapter headings would be a good start.
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what about the time I blow up the garage
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The first Smile... his early Steps... when he uttered his first Past Participle...
I'll have you know it was a gerund, but it was mistaken for a sneeze.
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what about the time I blow up the garage
You had an inflatable garage? Now the story gets interesting.
Peter - you do realise there's a danger of embarrassing Mince with your recollections. However, that's a risk I'm prepared to take...
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I want to do a "six pounds of Mince" gag about his birth weight but I can't be bothered.
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I want to do a "six pounds of Mince" gag about his birth weight but I can't be bothered.
10 pound and 24" long
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!0 pound and 24" long
He was trying to get a capital "1".
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Gosh, you were a big lad, Mincey. My sympathies to your mum.
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Gosh, you were a big lad, Mincey. My sympathies to your mum.
I'm sending my sympathies anyway, regardless of what size you were.
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Gosh, you were a big lad, Mincey. My sympathies to your mum.
I'm sending my sympathies anyway, regardless of what size you were.
:D :D :D :D
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He always was a large layabout
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He always was a large layabout
I can just picture the announcement of his birth to the waiting hordes...
"It's a... large layabout".
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Right, we've not had too much info coming out of Peter, so the biography on Mince will have to be shelved temporarily.
Perhaps I should write an autobiography. As the brains, and creative genius behind this website and forum, it's quite possible I'll be famous one day.
It'd need a title. Something intriguing, that suggests adventure.
Hmm - how about "The Adventures of Mr Sutherland"?
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It should have the title: "Being brought down a peg or two".
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That's quite an ambitious undertaking, Peepmeister. And what are you going to do tomorrow?
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That's quite an ambitious undertaking, Peepmeister. And what are you going to do tomorrow?
Oh I dunno - probably put some more pins in my plasticine model of Mince.
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ask him about the garage it was a laugh.