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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on January 24, 2008, 11:56:23 AM

Title: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 24, 2008, 11:56:23 AM
Mince was born at a very early age. His mother attended his birth.





That's all I know. My research team and I will need filling-in on subsequent events.
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: peter on January 24, 2008, 12:16:13 PM
Is that an invitation to me.
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 24, 2008, 12:24:54 PM
Is that an invitation to me.

If you need one.
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: peter on January 24, 2008, 12:36:54 PM
Well his great granddad came to see him in hospital.
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 24, 2008, 01:26:21 PM
Well his great granddad came to see him in hospital.

Which one? There are hundreds.
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: Mince on January 24, 2008, 01:51:32 PM
I don't have hundreds of great granddads.
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 24, 2008, 02:14:02 PM
I don't have hundreds of great granddads.

This is all useful information. Helps build a picture.




I need more from Peter. Was Mince a problematic child? What was his schooling? Any funny incidents? As a baby, was he dropped on his head, (either intentionally, or otherwise)?
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 24, 2008, 02:23:23 PM
I don't have hundreds of great granddads.

It's okay - there isn't the same stigma these days.
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: Vulture on January 24, 2008, 03:20:58 PM

I need more from Peter. Was Mince a problematic child? What was his schooling? Any funny incidents? As a baby, was he dropped on his head, (either intentionally, or otherwise)?

More to the point, how many times?
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 24, 2008, 05:27:00 PM
I bet you remember those early months with pleasure, Peter.

The first Smile... his early Steps... when he uttered his first Past Participle...
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on January 24, 2008, 07:14:58 PM
I heard that Mince was born under the Lucky Star?or perhaps it was it behind the Crown and Anchor?
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: peter on January 24, 2008, 08:32:11 PM
I think that being born in Cambridge coloured the rest of his life.
what with all those universitys
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 25, 2008, 10:29:07 AM
Can't we spice this up a bit, Peter? It's never going to get on the best-sellers list at this rate. I might not even bother writing it.

Maybe we need sections. Chapters. Chapter headings would be a good start.
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: peter on January 25, 2008, 02:06:23 PM
what about the time I blow up the garage
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: Mince on January 25, 2008, 02:51:05 PM
The first Smile... his early Steps... when he uttered his first Past Participle...

I'll have you know it was a gerund, but it was mistaken for a sneeze.
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 25, 2008, 04:51:31 PM
what about the time I blow up the garage

You had an inflatable garage? Now the story gets interesting.


Peter - you do realise there's a danger of embarrassing Mince with your recollections. However, that's a risk I'm prepared to take...
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: Roger Kettle on January 25, 2008, 06:20:23 PM
I want to do a "six pounds of Mince" gag about his birth weight but I can't be bothered.
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: peter on January 25, 2008, 07:04:08 PM
I want to do a "six pounds of Mince" gag about his birth weight but I can't be bothered.
10 pound and 24" long
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: Mince on January 25, 2008, 07:16:50 PM
!0 pound and 24" long

He was trying to get a capital "1".
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: Roger Kettle on January 25, 2008, 07:45:29 PM
Gosh, you were a big lad, Mincey. My sympathies to your mum.
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 25, 2008, 07:50:55 PM
Gosh, you were a big lad, Mincey. My sympathies to your mum.

I'm sending my sympathies anyway, regardless of what size you were.
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: Vulture on January 25, 2008, 07:58:06 PM
Gosh, you were a big lad, Mincey. My sympathies to your mum.

I'm sending my sympathies anyway, regardless of what size you were.

 :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: peter on January 25, 2008, 08:29:15 PM
He always was a large layabout
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 26, 2008, 09:45:10 AM
He always was a large layabout

I can just picture the announcement of his birth to the waiting hordes...

"It's a... large layabout".
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 28, 2008, 03:32:49 PM
Right, we've not had too much info coming out of Peter, so the biography on Mince will have to be shelved temporarily.

Perhaps I should write an autobiography. As the brains, and creative genius behind this website and forum, it's quite possible I'll be famous one day.

It'd need a title. Something intriguing, that suggests adventure.

Hmm - how about "The Adventures of Mr Sutherland"?
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: Mince on January 28, 2008, 03:37:09 PM
It should have the title: "Being brought down a peg or two".
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 28, 2008, 03:46:42 PM
That's quite an ambitious undertaking, Peepmeister. And what are you going to do tomorrow?
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 28, 2008, 04:41:57 PM
That's quite an ambitious undertaking, Peepmeister. And what are you going to do tomorrow?

Oh I dunno - probably put some more pins in my plasticine model of Mince.
Title: Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
Post by: peter on January 31, 2008, 04:30:00 PM
ask him about the garage it was a laugh.