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Title: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: A Woman on March 03, 2008, 02:03:03 PM
 ;D ;D
 ;)
See I knew the subject title would make you look!

Busy place I see! Not!
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: Vulture on March 03, 2008, 02:32:16 PM
;D ;D
 ;)
See I knew the subject title would make you look!

Busy place I see! Not!

If it's the size of his wallet - yes, it does matter!  :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 03, 2008, 02:40:44 PM
;D ;D
 ;)
See I knew the subject title would make you look!

Busy place I see! Not!

If it's the size of his wallet - yes, it does matter!  :D :D :D :D

Women usually like the size of my intellect, I have to say.

What's your favourite handbag colour?
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: Mince on March 03, 2008, 02:45:30 PM
Women usually like the size of my intellect, I have to say.

That's wrong. They shouldn't laugh at small things.
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: Vulture on March 03, 2008, 02:49:11 PM
;D ;D
 ;)
See I knew the subject title would make you look!

Busy place I see! Not!

If it's the size of his wallet - yes, it does matter!  :D :D :D :D

Women usually like the size of my intellect, I have to say.

What's your favourite handbag colour?

You would have to say, women wouldn't waste their breath on something so insignificant.
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 03, 2008, 02:53:19 PM
I'm sure Lucy will be along to stick up for me soon.
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: peter on March 03, 2008, 04:21:59 PM
Now this is were it starts to get technical,if we are talking about size, it is important .
From both ends                                                                                                                                                                                              If a man thinks that it is to small he will be devastated but does he believe a women who says that it is a large one.
A man has only got one to size up women may see plenty.
Another myth is it is not how much its how you use it.
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 03, 2008, 04:35:24 PM
Red handbags seem to be in vogue lately.
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 03, 2008, 07:19:06 PM
Red handbags seem to be in vogue lately.

Personally, I find red handbags a bit "tarty".



Lucy's got a red handbag, by the way.


(http://lh5.google.com/nigel.sutherland/R68pw_32m8I/AAAAAAAAAuQ/gljTdEcvqKo/IMG_0988.JPG?imgmax=512)

It wasn't that one! (She can dream on).
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: Vulture on March 03, 2008, 07:43:30 PM
Is it me, or has this 'Women Only' topic turned into a willie competition?
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 04, 2008, 12:04:43 AM
No competition.  8)
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: Vulture on March 04, 2008, 06:06:46 AM
No competition.  8)

Oh yeah?? ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 04, 2008, 07:59:01 AM
No, no, no - I think you misunderstood me, Vult...
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 04, 2008, 09:21:03 AM
No, no, no - I think you misunderstood me, Vult...

The BBC has an advert on its homepage seeking participants for The Weakest Link. The "C" and the "L" in the very last word are so close together, I misread it and immediately thought of you, Tarks. Here's what it read:

"Calling all masochists; all that stands between you and a potential place on the Weakest Link is one little click."
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 04, 2008, 10:55:11 AM
Is it Mince's day off?
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 04, 2008, 10:57:47 AM
Is it Mince's day off?

He can have the year off if he likes. I expect he's marking young boys' homework somewhere, (or still in bed).
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 04, 2008, 11:13:42 AM
Actually, joined up letters can be a problem. As an 18-year-old, I worked as a sub-editor on The Beano, and one of my weekly tasks was writing Billy Whizz scripts, including processing the pages when they came in from the artist, Mal Judge. Processing involved adding the speech bubbles and marking out any hand-lettering on the pages that was needed to to assist the action, which was then added in the art department. Being able to draw a bit, I was allowed to put in the simpler hand-lettering myself, rather than bother the busy proper artists with it. On one such occasion, Mal had drawn Billy thumbing through the pages of a book at his customary super-speed. I decided to add to the effect by adding multiple instances of the word 'flick' on either side of the book. Of course, then as now, all lettering is done in capital letters, and as soon as the editor saw the finished page he turned a faint shade of purple and ordered me to change every FLICK to FLIP. There were about twenty of them, and it was all done by hand, so I wasn't best pleased. And when I had the innocent audacity to ask why, the boss demonstrated the problem with great skill, and a tiny FLICK of his biro. Lesson learned the hard way. Though I'm still trying to work out why my Two-Gun Tony script, in which he was pretending to be Clint Eastwood in a spaghetti (bolognaise) western, was rejected the following day, apparently on the same grounds.

But I digress. Is it Mince's day off?
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: Vulture on March 04, 2008, 11:19:33 AM
No, no, no - I think you misunderstood me, Vult...

The BBC has an advert on its homepage seeking participants for The Weakest Link. The "C" and the "L" in the very last word are so close together, I misread it and immediately thought of you, Tarks. Here's what it read:

"Calling all masochists; all that stands between you and a potential place on the Weakest Link is one little click."

Peeps, what do you know about TTIII that you'd like to share with the rest of us?
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: Vulture on March 04, 2008, 11:24:07 AM

But I digress. Is it Mince's day off?

Shhh! Not so loud. You'll wake him up!
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 04, 2008, 11:26:08 AM
No, no, no - I think you misunderstood me, Vult...

The BBC has an advert on its homepage seeking participants for The Weakest Link. The "C" and the "L" in the very last word are so close together, I misread it and immediately thought of you, Tarks. Here's what it read:

"Calling all masochists; all that stands between you and a potential place on the Weakest Link is one little click."

Peeps, what do you know about TTIII that you'd like to share with the rest of us?

He's a highly talented, and imaginative, individual.
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: Mince on March 04, 2008, 11:27:35 AM
He's a highly talented, and imaginative, individual.

... when he's not being a complete click.
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: peter on March 04, 2008, 02:41:11 PM
Bit sexist where's the men only section.
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: Diane CBPFC on March 04, 2008, 03:22:45 PM
Actually, joined up letters can be a problem. As an 18-year-old, I worked as a sub-editor on The Beano, and one of my weekly tasks was writing Billy Whizz scripts, including processing the pages when they came in from the artist, Mal Judge. Processing involved adding the speech bubbles and marking out any hand-lettering on the pages that was needed to to assist the action, which was then added in the art department. Being able to draw a bit, I was allowed to put in the simpler hand-lettering myself, rather than bother the busy proper artists with it. On one such occasion, Mal had drawn Billy thumbing through the pages of a book at his customary super-speed. I decided to add to the effect by adding multiple instances of the word 'flick' on either side of the book. Of course, then as now, all lettering is done in capital letters, and as soon as the editor saw the finished page he turned a faint shade of purple and ordered me to change every FLICK to FLIP. There were about twenty of them, and it was all done by hand, so I wasn't best pleased. And when I had the innocent audacity to ask why, the boss demonstrated the problem with great skill, and a tiny FLICK of his biro. Lesson learned the hard way. Though I'm still trying to work out why my Two-Gun Tony script, in which he was pretending to be Clint Eastwood in a spaghetti (bolognaise) western, was rejected the following day, apparently on the same grounds.

But I digress. Is it Mince's day off?

We had a power saving campain in Canada - but looking for a photo now, see that it might have been worldwide...

(http://www.popwink.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/FLick%20Off.jpg)
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: Fyodor on March 05, 2008, 05:48:54 PM
Diane! Really!
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: Vulture on March 05, 2008, 09:21:29 PM


We had a power saving campain in Canada - but looking for a photo now, see that it might have been worldwide...

(http://www.popwink.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/FLick%20Off.jpg)

Oh the innocent mind that passed this for publication....  :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: peter on March 05, 2008, 09:54:18 PM
where's the moderators when you want them.
Title: Re: Size.........................Does it matter?
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 05, 2008, 11:15:09 PM
where's the moderators when you want them.

Isn't he in bed?