Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on January 31, 2007, 02:36:09 PM
Title: We need more women
Post by: Mince on January 31, 2007, 02:36:09 PM
There aren't that many women on this board. So we need to send out some search parties armed with clubs. What do you think?
Title: Re: We need more women
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 31, 2007, 04:34:45 PM
I think we should adjourn to the billiards room for brandy, cigars and full consideration.
Title: Re: We need more women
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 31, 2007, 04:36:17 PM
Are you suggesting we find women on the golf course, Mince? Have you seen women who play golf?
Title: Re: We need more women
Post by: Mince on January 31, 2007, 04:40:50 PM
At the risk of being called "such a girl" again by Malky McG, I need to point out that I have never been on a golf course.
Anyway, by "clubs" I meant "night clubs". I once saw an inflatable church on the news, so surely they could make inflatable night clubs. Lure the women in, rapidly deflate the night club, and voila!
Title: Re: We need more women
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 31, 2007, 05:04:00 PM
It'd mess their hair, and they'd be annoyed. You need to rethink, Mince.
Title: Re: We need more women
Post by: Mince on January 31, 2007, 06:01:15 PM
Gee, I'm out of ideas then.
Title: Re: We need more women
Post by: SanD on January 31, 2007, 06:18:16 PM
http://Well, hello there chaps. If you're half the men you sound like, I'll be so blinded by your intellects that your slightest wish will be my command. You don't have anything against married women, do you?
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Title: Re: We need more women
Post by: SanD on January 31, 2007, 06:20:29 PM
Oops!
Title: Re: We need more women
Post by: Mince on January 31, 2007, 06:25:24 PM