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Title: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Malc on April 25, 2008, 05:16:41 AM
What does that "Contribution +10/-0" thing mean on the left hand side under our names?

Is it something we should be striving to improve, or something?
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 25, 2008, 03:23:52 PM
The first number is how many brain cells everyone thinks you have. The second is how many people here like you.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 25, 2008, 04:35:59 PM
I see that with you, Mince, the second figure is a minus number ::)
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 25, 2008, 05:20:28 PM
I bet you don't know why the maximum is 65535.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 25, 2008, 05:25:27 PM
That's not the maximum - I know of at least another 7 people that don't like you, over and above 65,535.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Malc on April 25, 2008, 06:52:07 PM
Quote
I bet you don't know why the maximum is 65535.

Is it because they couldn't fit any more numbers in Pennsylvania ?
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 25, 2008, 08:13:24 PM
Okay, so no one knows. Do you want me to tell you?
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 25, 2008, 08:29:38 PM
Do we have a choice?  ::)
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 25, 2008, 08:58:48 PM
No, not really. I don't get very many chances to prove what a genius I am.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 25, 2008, 09:12:42 PM
No, not really. I don't get very many chances to prove what a genius I am.

And there we have it. It means, "Look at me, and how clever I am doing something that you lot of menials know nothing about".  ::)
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 25, 2008, 09:41:42 PM
No, not really. I don't get very many chances to prove what a genius I am.

And there we have it. It means, "Look at me, and how clever I am doing something that you lot of menials know nothing about".  ::)

Actually, if I do explain it, I'll look like a geek. This was something I knew at the age of fourteen.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 25, 2008, 09:56:43 PM
Wow, that's even more impressive. Tell Tarquin - he'll fill me in on it when I next see him in a year or so.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 25, 2008, 10:20:17 PM
So soon?
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 25, 2008, 10:32:08 PM
That's it. I'm not going to tell you.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 25, 2008, 11:02:18 PM
Oh, go on. You know you want to.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 25, 2008, 11:48:21 PM
Oh, if you insist.

[geek]

Imagine you had sixteen coins. How many different combinations of heads and tails are possible?

ANSWER: 2 x 2 x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2 = 65536

Whoever programmed the number used two bytes of memory. Each byte has eight bits (on/off switches), so there are sixteen bits being used. This allows any number from 0 to 65535.

[/geek]
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 26, 2008, 12:12:30 AM
Excellent. When are you going to write the interesting bit? ::)
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 26, 2008, 12:14:40 AM
I never said it was going to be interesting.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 26, 2008, 12:37:58 AM
Yes, get on with it, Drama Queen!
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 26, 2008, 12:40:05 AM
Do Geeks come from Geece?
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Vulture on April 26, 2008, 05:51:16 AM
Do Geeks come from Geece?


 :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Fyodor on April 26, 2008, 10:30:30 AM
Oh, if you insist.

[geek]

Imagine you had sixteen coins. How many different combinations of heads and tails are possible?

ANSWER: 2 x 2 x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2  x 2 = 65536

Whoever programmed the number used two bytes of memory. Each byte has eight bits (on/off switches), so there are sixteen bits being used. This allows any number from 0 to 65535.

[/geek]
I knew that.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 26, 2008, 11:01:07 AM
I knew that.

Okay, try this puzzle (which I worked out in two hours at the age of fourteen).

Computers use bytes (eight bits) that can store any number between 0 and 255.

To store larger numbers, it uses more bytes.

Work out why each of these pairs of numbers represents the larger number.

10, 23 = 5898

101, 123 = 31589

123, 101 = 25979

143, 134 = 34447
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 26, 2008, 11:08:22 AM
I knew that.

Okay, try this puzzle (which I worked out in two hours at the age of fourteen).

Computers use bytes (eight bits) that can store any number between 0 and 255.

To store larger numbers, it uses more bytes.

Work out why each of these pairs of numbers represents the larger number.

10, 23 = 5898

101, 123 = 31589

123, 101 = 25979

143, 134 = 34447

Sorry, at that age we were all out playing football.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Malc on April 26, 2008, 12:29:48 PM
Yeah, or shagging.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Colin on April 26, 2008, 01:05:22 PM
Yeah, or shagging.

 ;D
or drinking Buckfast.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 26, 2008, 01:16:57 PM
Yeah, or drawing cartoons.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Diane CBPFC on April 26, 2008, 02:55:04 PM
We were still using pens and paper when I was 14
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Diane CBPFC on April 26, 2008, 02:58:09 PM
Yeah, or shagging.

 ;D
or drinking Buckfast.

I think they may have won the Eurovision song contest when I was 14
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Vulture on April 26, 2008, 04:04:33 PM
We were still using pens and paper when I was 14

Wow! They let you use ink when you were 14!
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 27, 2008, 12:21:42 AM
We were still using pens and paper when I was 14

Wow! They let you use ink when you were 14!

I'm sure she didn't inhale.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Malc on April 27, 2008, 02:34:21 PM
I was sleeping with girls at 14, but I have omitted to mention this to my 14 year-old. I don't even let him ride his bike to the shops.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 27, 2008, 03:06:11 PM
I was sleeping with girls at 14, but I have omitted to mention this to my 14 year-old. I don't even let him ride his bike to the shops.

"Bike" is a horrible expression for a lady.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 27, 2008, 06:11:52 PM
This thread has...er...rather veered off track a bit!
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 27, 2008, 06:35:55 PM
Hasn't the football been interesting lately?
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 27, 2008, 06:57:39 PM
Can none of you solve my number puzzle?
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 27, 2008, 07:21:51 PM
Celtic beating Rangers certainly set the cat amongst the pigeons, Roger!
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 27, 2008, 07:50:00 PM
Can none of you solve my number puzzle?

Oh, that little thing. I thought you were just being patronising.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 27, 2008, 08:06:25 PM
Don't try that "I'm one of the lads." crap with me.

I remember this post (http://board.beaupeep.com/index.php?topic=112.msg1269#msg1269).

You geek!
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 27, 2008, 08:12:53 PM
I'm watching the snooker.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 27, 2008, 08:13:57 PM
Don't try that "I'm one of the lads." crap with me.

I remember this post (http://board.beaupeep.com/index.php?topic=112.msg1269#msg1269).

You geek!

That was a fluke. I thought I was talking bull, and it just happened to be right.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 27, 2008, 08:19:33 PM
Your only saving manly grace in that post is that you cannot spell "misled".
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 27, 2008, 08:51:50 PM
Oh, well done!
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 27, 2008, 08:53:33 PM
Do I sense sarcasm?
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 27, 2008, 08:56:08 PM
You need to sense something that blatant?  ::)
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 27, 2008, 09:01:10 PM
No, I was using litotes. Did you miss it?
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 27, 2008, 09:16:59 PM
Last one to leave the forum, switch off the litotes.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 27, 2008, 09:19:24 PM
I think it's a new cream they give imbeciles, Roger.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 27, 2008, 09:23:46 PM
Did you know that an imbecile is one with a mental age of roughly 6 to 9 - ahead of an idiot but beneath a moron?
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 27, 2008, 09:24:46 PM
So you've entered Phase Two?  ::)
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 27, 2008, 09:27:30 PM
I would have gone further but I'm waiting for you to catch up.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Fyodor on April 28, 2008, 07:08:09 PM
I knew that.

Okay, try this puzzle (which I worked out in two hours at the age of fourteen).

Computers use bytes (eight bits) that can store any number between 0 and 255.

To store larger numbers, it uses more bytes.

Work out why each of these pairs of numbers represents the larger number.

10, 23 = 5898

101, 123 = 31589

123, 101 = 25979

143, 134 = 34447

Either say, "Computers use bytes (eight bits ) that can store any number between 0 and 255.

To store larger numbers, they use more bytes." or "A computer uses bytes (eight bits) that can store any number between 0 and 255.

To store larger numbers, it uses more bytes."

Take your pick.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 28, 2008, 07:23:13 PM
Excellent spot, Fydo.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 28, 2008, 07:34:42 PM
I have a pencil.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 28, 2008, 07:55:03 PM
I have a pencil.

That's nice.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 28, 2008, 08:54:01 PM
Thank you.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 28, 2008, 09:35:59 PM
I knew that.

Okay, try this puzzle (which I worked out in two hours at the age of fourteen).

Computers use bytes (eight bits) that can store any number between 0 and 255.

To store larger numbers, it uses more bytes.

Work out why each of these pairs of numbers represents the larger number.

10, 23 = 5898

101, 123 = 31589

123, 101 = 25979

143, 134 = 34447

Either say, "Computers use bytes (eight bits ) that can store any number between 0 and 255.

To store larger numbers, they use more bytes." or "A computer uses bytes (eight bits) that can store any number between 0 and 255.

To store larger numbers, it uses more bytes."

Take your pick.

Well, it depends on what the "it" stands for - "program", "programmer"?

In this case the antecedent is the implied "the storage".
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 28, 2008, 10:15:52 PM
Thank you.

You're welcome.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 28, 2008, 10:17:45 PM
Thank you.

You're welcome.

You've interrupted M!nce boring the pants off us.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 28, 2008, 10:19:38 PM
Thank you.

You're welcome.

You've interrupted M!nce boring the pants off us.

You're welcome also.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 28, 2008, 10:23:53 PM
Thank you for welcoming me. (You're welcome to thank me). I think thanking is welcome.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 28, 2008, 10:31:53 PM
I welcome thankful thinking.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 28, 2008, 10:34:31 PM
I'm watching snooker.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 28, 2008, 10:36:20 PM
Who's batting?
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 28, 2008, 10:37:34 PM
Norah
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 28, 2008, 10:38:24 PM
The batsman is the one in goal, right?
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 28, 2008, 10:41:46 PM
The batsman is the one in goal, right?

Who are you asking?  ::)
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 28, 2008, 10:45:38 PM
The intelligent one.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 28, 2008, 10:46:53 PM
I imagine Di will be asleep right now.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 28, 2008, 11:00:56 PM
Bit early, isn't it? It's only about 3pm in Vancouver (I've no idea if Diane is anywhere near Vancouver, but it's all Canada isn't it?).
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 28, 2008, 11:01:45 PM
B*stards!   >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 28, 2008, 11:02:42 PM
Tarquin.



Just checking again.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 28, 2008, 11:03:04 PM
Double b*stards!
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 28, 2008, 11:04:28 PM
Mince, that's unforgivable.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 28, 2008, 11:12:28 PM
Do I have to ban you from "censored words"?
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 28, 2008, 11:18:30 PM
Hang on. You ban me? Are we forgetting the natural order of things round here?  ::)
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 28, 2008, 11:18:45 PM
I knew I was right to use the plural.  >:( >:(
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 28, 2008, 11:25:35 PM
Hang on. You ban me? Are we forgetting the natural order of things round here?  ::)

Are we forgetting my programming skills?
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 28, 2008, 11:27:04 PM
I wouldn't have a clue how the "back-end" of this site works, so you've more or less confessed. ::)
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 28, 2008, 11:28:44 PM
Good. Then once I have removed the censored words, it should stay that way.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because the bloke what writes Beau Peep won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 28, 2008, 11:36:12 PM
Bum. Bugger.

It's not working.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Fyodor on April 29, 2008, 09:31:02 AM
I knew that.

Okay, try this puzzle (which I worked out in two hours at the age of fourteen).

Computers use bytes (eight bits) that can store any number between 0 and 255.

To store larger numbers, it uses more bytes.

Work out why each of these pairs of numbers represents the larger number.

10, 23 = 5898

101, 123 = 31589

123, 101 = 25979

143, 134 = 34447

Deep sigh!

The second number in each pair is the number of times the number is
divisible by 256, and the first number in the pair is the remainder.

so 5898 = 10 + (23 x 256)
31589 = 101 + (123 x 256)

so basically in 2 bytes (which can each take any value from 0 to 255),
you can store numbers in the format (byte1 x 256) +byte2

You can then store any number from 0 to 65025 (255x255) in 2 bytes

No further correspondence on this subject will be welcome, oleaginous, ophidian antecedents,  in particular.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 29, 2008, 09:44:09 AM
You sure?
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 29, 2008, 09:46:00 AM
 ::) has met his (http://www.theleadershiphub.com/files/icons/lh-match.gif)
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 29, 2008, 11:23:08 AM

Okay, try this puzzle (which I worked out in two hours at the age of fourteen).

Computers use bytes (eight bits) that can store any number between 0 and 255.

To store larger numbers, it uses more bytes.

Work out why each of these pairs of numbers represents the larger number.

10, 23 = 5898

101, 123 = 31589

123, 101 = 25979

143, 134 = 34447

Deep sigh!

The second number in each pair is the number of times the number is
divisible by 256, and the first number in the pair is the remainder.

so 5898 = 10 + (23 x 256)
31589 = 101 + (123 x 256)

so basically in 2 bytes (which can each take any value from 0 to 255),
you can store numbers in the format (byte1 x 256) +byte2

You can then store any number from 0 to 65025 (255x255) in 2 bytes

No further correspondence on this subject will be welcome, oleaginous, ophidian antecedents,  in particular.

Actually, the largest number that can be stored in two bytes is 255, 255 = 65535 (i.e. 255 + 255 x 256).

Apart from that, it's not bad.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 29, 2008, 11:39:35 AM
Maybe he's talking about economy bytes.  :P
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Colin on April 29, 2008, 11:44:16 AM
The snooker is back on.
Stephen Hendry is winning.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 29, 2008, 11:56:00 AM
Maybe he's talking about economy bytes.  :P

Well done for not getting the answer. Your manly image is returning.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 29, 2008, 12:16:16 PM
Okay, my turn for a question:

"What's the difference between a pilchard, and Mince?"
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Vulture on April 29, 2008, 01:08:29 PM
Okay, my turn for a question:

"What's the difference between a pilchard, and Mince?"

Pilchards are nice in a brown bread sandwich and Mince......
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 29, 2008, 01:27:56 PM
Okay, my turn for a question:

"What's the difference between a pilchard, and Mince?"

Pilchards are nice in a brown bread sandwich and Mince......

... is a dickhead.

Correct Vulch! I mustn't make the questions so easy in future.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 29, 2008, 01:31:06 PM
... is a dickhead.

Ooh, I'm going up in the world.

Actually, that's a personal attack, and I'm going to report you to the admins, or even Roger himself.
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 29, 2008, 01:37:11 PM
Sorry. My mistake. I'd meant to put "...is horrible in a brown bread sandwich".
Title: Re: Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)
Post by: Mince on April 29, 2008, 01:46:34 PM
Tell that to Roger.