Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Diane CBPFC on February 07, 2007, 09:55:42 PM
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PC Problems
Customer: "I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don't want my wife to think that it's me."
Advisor: "I will remove them for you."
Customer: "How do I get them back when she is not in?"
Advisor: "Press any key to continue."
Customer: "I can't find the 'Any' key."
Customer: "My mouse mat isn't wired up."
Advisor: "I'm not sure I understand, your mouse mat shouldn't have any wires."
Customer: "Well how does it know where my mouse is? Is it wireless?"
Customer: "I met a man on the internet, can you give me his phone number?"
Advisor: "You have spyware on your machine which is causing the problem."
Customer: "Spyware? Can they see me getting dressed through the monitor?"
Customer: "How do I change channel on my monitor?"
Advisor: "Your monitor won't have channels like a TV."
Customer: "But I was watching the internet channel the other day and now I just get the word processing channel."
Advisor: "Can you click on 'My Computer'?"
Customer: "I don't have your computer, just mine."
Customer: "My 14 year-old son has put a password on my computer and I can't get in."
Advisor: "Has he forgotten it?"
Customer: "No he just won't tell me it because I've grounded him."
Customer: "I have lost my work."
Advisor: "Let's see if we can get your documents back for you?"
Customer: "You don't understand, I've lost my job and I want to get on to the internet to find a new one."
Customer: "My internet isn't working."
Advisor: "What modem are you using, is everything connected up?"
Customer: "No I haven't taken the computer or the modem out of their boxes yet!"
Customer: "My iPod will only play one song."
Advisor: "Which other tracks have you downloaded from iTunes?"
Customer: "Do I need to download tracks?"
Customer: "My digital camera only takes dark photos."
Advisor: "Have you turned the flash on?"
Customer: "My family in Australia use BT Softphone, I can see them but they can't see me."
Advisor: "What brand is your webcam?"
Customer: "What's a webcam?"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001310000-2007060025,00.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001310000-2007060025,00.html)
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These are uncomfortably like things I've said to my kids.