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Title: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 19, 2008, 09:50:32 PM
Once again, I have been battling with the annual Custer Quiz and I would appreciate help from anyone who may have an hour or two to spare when there's nothing on telly. Okay, I have tried to find a couple of these answers on the internet but without any luck.
What medical procedure did Surgeon General's Circular No.3 (1871) describe? (And I'm guessing it's something specific, which I couldn't find).
What did U.S. Army General Order No. 43 decree?
What army officer resigned to take the position of Post Master of St. Louis? (We're talking, probably, about an officer who served with Custer).
Marion P. Maus wore this unusual item while being married. What was it?
It's well established that I'm a sad individual so thanks for bearing with me.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Vulture on May 19, 2008, 10:04:27 PM
Is this one of them?


Report on excisions of the head of the femur for gunshot injury. - no. 3 (1871),
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 19, 2008, 10:17:59 PM

Marion P. Maus wore this unusual item while being married. What was it?


Was it a fluorescent T-Shirt with "I Love Halibut" printed on it?
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 19, 2008, 11:17:39 PM
Very helpful, Peepsie...NOT!  >:(

Roger, I'm pretty sure it was a very large red bow, with white polka dots. Marion was her Sunday name, but she was far better known by her nickname of Min.


Marion P. Maus (http://www.smallworldmemories.com/images/ESU-DEMM006.jpg)
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Mince on May 19, 2008, 11:29:23 PM
Very helpful, Peepsie...NOT!  >:(

Yes, Marshmallow Peeps, this is a serious topic. We'll have none of your tomfoolery here.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 19, 2008, 11:36:10 PM
Very helpful, Peepsie...NOT!  >:(

Yes, Marshmallow Peeps, this is a serious topic. We'll have none of your tomfoolery here.

Look, I was always told, "If you don't know the answer, at least have a guess"!
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 19, 2008, 11:41:49 PM
Is this one of them?


Report on excisions of the head of the femur for gunshot injury. - no. 3 (1871),
Thank you, Vulch, this looks promising. I'm not even going to mention the other "contributions".
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 20, 2008, 12:08:24 AM
Ingrate!  :P
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: madjock on May 20, 2008, 12:17:14 AM
Marion P. Maus wore this unusual item while being married. What was it? - Was it the medal of honour?
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: madjock on May 20, 2008, 12:21:01 AM
What army officer resigned to take the position of Post Master of St. Louis - Col.Rufus Easton (I think)
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: madjock on May 20, 2008, 12:21:51 AM
And couldnt find anything else on the other questions, sorry :(
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Malc on May 20, 2008, 12:55:16 AM
I can't read anything like this, even from Roger, without thinking I'm being set up. You larrikins, you. By larrikins I mean bastards, of course.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 20, 2008, 01:13:25 AM
It's not a set up, Malc. You have my word.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Vulture on May 20, 2008, 06:44:42 AM
I can't read anything like this, even from Roger, without thinking I'm being set up. You larrikins, you. By larrikins I mean bastards, of course.

What's wrong with bastards, Malc. Some of us have grown up to lead perfectly useful lives!
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 20, 2008, 07:47:42 AM
Mince's life is perfectly useful?
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 20, 2008, 09:38:48 AM
What army officer resigned to take the position of Post Master of St. Louis - Col.Rufus Easton (I think)
I'll investigate this----thanks.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 20, 2008, 09:51:37 AM
I can't read anything like this, even from Roger, without thinking I'm being set up. You larrikins, you. By larrikins I mean bastards, of course.
I'm sort of a barrakin.
As you know, Malc, I attempt this damn quiz every year. In recent times, because most people have internet access, the questions have become more and more obscure.
It annoys me but I still waste far too much time with it.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 20, 2008, 09:59:50 AM
I can't read anything like this, even from Roger, without thinking I'm being set up. You larrikins, you. By larrikins I mean bastards, of course.

What's wrong with bastards, Malc. Some of us have grown up to lead perfectly useful lives!

To be fair, Vult, Malc didn't imply that bastards were useless, merely devious.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Vulture on May 20, 2008, 06:45:55 PM
I can't read anything like this, even from Roger, without thinking I'm being set up. You larrikins, you. By larrikins I mean bastards, of course.

What's wrong with bastards, Malc. Some of us have grown up to lead perfectly useful lives!

To be fair, Vult, Malc didn't imply that bastards were useless, merely devious.

He didn't imply anything - he was being derogatory!
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 20, 2008, 07:27:13 PM
He was being light-hearted, Vulture, as was I.

I'm sorry if in the process you felt there was a greater depth to the use of the word bastard than the way it was used in this instance, but although illegitimacy (and if there was ever a term to take exception to it's that one) has suffered grossly unfair stigma by the hi-jacking of the word over the years, thankfully that stigma attached to fatherless children has all but disappeared these days, due to more enlightened attitudes, far greater things to worry about, and the crumbling of marriage as the norm. I guess some of that is to be welcomed, if not all.

The increasingly complex nature of relationships means that the word bastard is now almost exclusively confined to it's own very separate dictionary definition of a 'despicable person', and there is no hint of a crossover into illegitimacy in its common, modern-day usage.

That said, as someone who has on a good number of times wished he was one, I'm very sorry if the use of the word bastard  in any context causes you pain, Vult, and I now regret my flippancy.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Vulture on May 20, 2008, 09:52:36 PM
He was being light-hearted, Vulture, as was I.

I'm sorry if in the process you felt there was a greater depth to the use of the word bastard than the way it was used in this instance, but although illegitimacy (and if there was ever a term to take exception to it's that one) has suffered grossly unfair stigma by the hi-jacking of the word over the years, thankfully that stigma attached to fatherless children has all but disappeared these days, due to more enlightened attitudes, far greater things to worry about, and the crumbling of marriage as the norm. I guess some of that is to be welcomed, if not all.

The increasingly complex nature of relationships means that the word bastard is now almost exclusively confined to it's own very separate dictionary definition of a 'despicable person', and there is no hint of a crossover into illegitimacy in its common, modern-day usage.

That said, as someone who has on a good number of times wished he was one, I'm very sorry if the use of the word bastard  in any context causes you pain, Vult, and I now regret my flippancy.

OMG! Tarquin, you do go on.  I was answering Malc's post as a genuine paid up member of the Bastards Union!

There are very few of us left now; we were bastards when being a bastard was something to be proud of; before bastardy got downgraded (or should that be 'dumbed down'?) to 'love child' or other words of that ilk.

As the oldest surviving member of this elite group, I have to make sure that the word bastard is only used to describe fully paid up BORN bastards and not the plebs that are self-made bastards.  :D
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: peter on May 20, 2008, 10:13:45 PM
I remember when you could be gay and everybody was happy.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 20, 2008, 10:35:57 PM
Was it a T-Shirt with "I'm a Happy, Gay Bastard" written on it?
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: peter on May 20, 2008, 10:37:18 PM
You young ones bastardised the word and from there it was all downhill.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: peter on May 20, 2008, 10:38:45 PM
Tally ho.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 20, 2008, 11:27:40 PM
He was being light-hearted, Vulture, as was I.

I'm sorry if in the process you felt there was a greater depth to the use of the word bastard than the way it was used in this instance, but although illegitimacy (and if there was ever a term to take exception to it's that one) has suffered grossly unfair stigma by the hi-jacking of the word over the years, thankfully that stigma attached to fatherless children has all but disappeared these days, due to more enlightened attitudes, far greater things to worry about, and the crumbling of marriage as the norm. I guess some of that is to be welcomed, if not all.

The increasingly complex nature of relationships means that the word bastard is now almost exclusively confined to it's own very separate dictionary definition of a 'despicable person', and there is no hint of a crossover into illegitimacy in its common, modern-day usage.

That said, as someone who has on a good number of times wished he was one, I'm very sorry if the use of the word bastard  in any context causes you pain, Vult, and I now regret my flippancy.

OMG! Tarquin, you do go on.  I was answering Malc's post as a genuine paid up member of the Bastards Union!

There are very few of us left now; we were bastards when being a bastard was something to be proud of; before bastardy got downgraded (or should that be 'dumbed down'?) to 'love child' or other words of that ilk.

As the oldest surviving member of this elite group, I have to make sure that the word bastard is only used to describe fully paid up BORN bastards and not the plebs that are self-made bastards.  :D

Oh, bugger! <-  (apologies to any sodomites out there)

Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: madjock on May 20, 2008, 11:31:05 PM
And I get told off for bad language lol
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 20, 2008, 11:54:26 PM
Dictionary.com
bug?ger
?noun
1.   Informal. a fellow or lad (used affectionately or abusively): a cute little bugger.
2.   Informal. any object or thing.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on May 21, 2008, 03:53:11 AM
Should this annual plea be a calendar event? That way we could all put on our stetsons a month ahead of time to get us in the proper mood.

Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Vulture on May 21, 2008, 05:28:16 AM
Sorry, Roger. We seem to have strayed from the topic slightly. What was your 'Plea' again?  ???
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Vulture on May 21, 2008, 05:32:25 AM
And I get told off for bad language lol

There seems to be one law for the cartoonists and another for the rest of us, mj!
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: madjock on May 21, 2008, 08:57:34 AM
No comment from here! (Dont want to encure the wrath of Mince and Peep)  ;) ;D
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 21, 2008, 09:45:47 AM
Don't worry about Mince. He's not important!
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: madjock on May 21, 2008, 09:54:36 AM
*Waits for the inevitable come back from Mince*(Didn't modify, was just an illusion)
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Mince on May 21, 2008, 11:28:42 AM
*Waits for the inevitable come back form Mince*

No, I'm above it all.

Let that ugly moron insult me all he wishes.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 21, 2008, 11:30:24 AM
I thought you'd have noticed he'd spelt "from" incorrectly, Minge.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Mince on May 21, 2008, 11:34:40 AM
I'm too kind to point it out, Pratmaster.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 23, 2008, 09:15:48 PM
I take it you've all given up on my original plea.
Vulch, I'm going with your answer. Thank you.
Madjock, I don't think you're on the right lines (I've checked)  but thanks for trying.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Mince on May 23, 2008, 09:29:31 PM
I'm still recovering from last year's, when I spent hours on Google only to be told later that you had posted the wrong year.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Joan on May 24, 2008, 04:20:17 AM
Is this your officer, Roger?

http://www.1911encyclopedia.org/Andrew_Jackson_Smith (http://www.1911encyclopedia.org/Andrew_Jackson_Smith)
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 24, 2008, 09:47:26 AM
YES! YES! YES! (Think "When Harry Met Sally).
Thanks, Joan, you're a wee cracker!
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 24, 2008, 11:22:09 AM
Officer to Postman. Must have had a thing about uniforms...
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Joan on May 25, 2008, 05:30:51 AM
My pleasure, Roger. I just hit on the right search words, I guess.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 15, 2008, 01:11:06 PM
THIRD PLACE!!!! AND A CHEQUE FOR TWENTY DOLLARS!!!! My first appearance on the rostrum in 15 years of trying! Thanks to all who helped. You're not getting any money, of course.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Mince on July 15, 2008, 03:38:21 PM
?20 in 15 years is only about ?1.33 per year.

I have some rooms that need cleaning.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 15, 2008, 04:28:27 PM
?20 in 15 years is only about ?1.33 per year.

I have some rooms that need cleaning.

That's twenty BUCKS, Mincey - And at today's exchange rates, that's only ?10.06. That's about half a Dundee United match...which is usually all you need to see. Congratulations, Roger - enjoy!
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on July 15, 2008, 04:59:01 PM
I am very proud of you Roger. Wow! Third place! Well done.

On a similar note - I bought a box of cereal and won a three-month subscription to Elle magazine.

Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 15, 2008, 05:34:14 PM
Was it a competition, Diane, or just a very up-market cereal?
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Vulture on July 15, 2008, 07:46:59 PM
?20 in 15 years is only about ?1.33 per year.

I have some rooms that need cleaning.

Twenty US dollars is only worth about ?10! Even my pension is more than that.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on July 15, 2008, 09:12:33 PM
I just got another box TTIII, this one was Vanilla Yogurt Oatmeal Crip - I think I paid about $4.50 for it and I got three months of Canadian Gardening (they have a cover price of around $5 an issue. If you buy children's cereal (in the sepecially marked boxes) you can get free kids' books too - we got my daugher three books ordered as well. You don't even have to pay the postage. Ah, it's great living in the New World.  ;D

I shall probably be getting a lot of junk mail - but it was worth it.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Joan on July 16, 2008, 07:36:20 AM
Well done, Roger!  I'll be round next week to pick up my share.   ;D
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Fyodor on July 16, 2008, 10:23:20 AM
?20 in 15 years is only about ?1.33 per year.

I have some rooms that need cleaning.

Calculation acceptable. Currency not. Maybe you have some specs that need cleaning.
Title: Re: The Annual Plea For Help.
Post by: Mince on July 16, 2008, 10:28:27 AM
?20 in 15 years is only about ?1.33 per year.

I have some rooms that need cleaning.

Calculation acceptable. Currency not. Maybe you have some specs that need cleaning.

'e's 'avin' a go at me again.