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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on May 22, 2008, 06:47:41 PM

Title: Computer Problems.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 22, 2008, 06:47:41 PM
For about the last two weeks, every time I switch on my laptop, it launches into some kind of disc-cleansing programme thingie. (Excuse the technical mumbo-jumbo). Anyway, unless I abort it within ten seconds, it goes on forever, filling the screen with lines of nonsense. In an effort to end all this, I've let the damn thing run its course three times now but it's still there every time I switch on. I'm not sure if this is connected, but I find the Beau Peep site really slow to get round at the moment. Any suggestions, guys?
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 22, 2008, 07:01:52 PM
Yes. Ask Mince.

Sorry, but there's no other way.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 22, 2008, 07:15:47 PM
When did it start to do this?

What is the Disc Cleansing thingy called (program name)?

How do you know it's disc cleansing?

When do you get the ten seconds? Does it load Windows first?

Is it just the Beau Peep site or do other messageboards also load slowly?
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 22, 2008, 07:44:13 PM
When I switch on, it says the usual "Welcome" and then it goes into this disc-checking thing and gives me 10 seconds to abort it by pressing any key. As I say, I've let it run three times and the screen fills with " such and such file is unreadable....20% completed" etc. etc. It takes ages and hasn't stopped it reappearing.
I've not noticed a problem on other sites, only here. For example, when I pressed "reply" to answer you, it took about thirty seconds to respond.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 22, 2008, 07:55:10 PM
When I switch on, it says the usual "Welcome" and then it goes into this disc-checking thing and gives me 10 seconds to abort it by pressing any key. As I say, I've let it run three times and the screen fills with " such and such file is unreadable....20% completed" etc. etc. It takes ages and hasn't stopped it reappearing.

Can you give what it says at the beginning? It sounds like a defrag or file check. It might also be a damaged hard drive.


I've not noticed a problem on other sites, only here. For example, when I pressed "reply" to answer you, it took about thirty seconds to respond.

It does not with me (or anyone else?). Have you tried using another browser. It might also be loads of spyware or a virus on your computer.

Have you installed loads of new programs on your laptop?
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 22, 2008, 08:07:22 PM
When I pressed "reply" this time, it responded immediately.
I presume you're joking when you ask if I've installed any programmes.
I'll have to switch off and on again to tell you what it says exactly.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 22, 2008, 08:15:14 PM
Okay, it says it's checking file system on C and then something about FAT 32.
As I tried to scan this page down to "post", it froze for about ten seconds.
Me confused.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 22, 2008, 08:30:27 PM
Do you have Windows XP or Windows VISTA?
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 22, 2008, 08:43:43 PM
It sounds like CheckDisk is running but not completing.

1. Go to the start menu.

2. Choose RUN.

3. Type CMD in the text box in the popup screen/box and press OK.

4. Type CHKFAT32 /x C: in the new black screen and press the ENTER/RETURN BUTTON.

See if that works.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 22, 2008, 08:48:03 PM
Isn't that the self-destruct code?
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 22, 2008, 08:49:11 PM
I've, apparently, got Windows XP. What you said after that might well have been Martian.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 22, 2008, 08:56:45 PM
Do you know where the START MENU button is? It is at the bottom left with START on it.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 22, 2008, 09:22:17 PM
So it is!
Do you really want me to try that stuff you said?
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 22, 2008, 09:23:19 PM
Do you really want me to try that stuff you said?

Yes.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 22, 2008, 09:38:07 PM
Right, I did all that but I wasn't sure what to do after your last instruction (press Enter). There didn't seem to be a way to finalise all this. I switched off and, when I re-started, the crap was still there.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 22, 2008, 09:48:56 PM
There is another way that involves the registry, but it's probably going to be too much.

The command I asked you to enter needs to be entered exactly as given. What did the black box say once you pressed ENTER?

Your only other option is to restore the computer to factory settings (but you need to back up any documents and emails first), or take the laptop to someone who can do it for you.

If you post it to me, I will do it for you.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 22, 2008, 09:56:46 PM
Once I pressed "enter", the black box said nothing. I was expecting some kind of final instruction.
I'll probably do what I normally do...ignore it and hope it goes away. Obviously, I'm still accesssing the site and, at the moment, it's only mildly annoying. Thanks for your help and I'll get back to you if things worsen.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 22, 2008, 10:05:50 PM
Of course, if you have more than one hard drive, you might want to try: CHKFAT32 /x C: D:
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 22, 2008, 10:09:49 PM
Um...how would I know how many hard drives I've got?
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 22, 2008, 10:19:57 PM
Click on My Computer and open it. You should see a C Drive and, if you have more than one drive, a D: drive.

It does not matter, though. Just type the C: D: command and your computer will ignore the D: if you don't have one, though it seems to be ignoring everything anyway.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 22, 2008, 10:38:14 PM
This tells me that CHKFAT32/xC is not a recognised command. Can I please go to bed now?
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 22, 2008, 10:49:13 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 22, 2008, 11:24:24 PM
Glad to see you took my advice, Roger.  8)
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Fyodor on May 23, 2008, 10:53:57 AM
That's the funniest thing I've read for yonks.
Thanks guys.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: madjock on May 23, 2008, 11:21:04 AM
If you both have Msn Messenger , you could ask for remote assistance from Mince, Roger. That way Mince could look at your computer from his and try to find out what exactly the problem is ;D
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 23, 2008, 11:53:29 AM
But would that also give him access to all of Roger's dodgy folders containing pictures of Ralphie Milne's thighs?
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: madjock on May 23, 2008, 11:55:58 AM
Hopefully Roger has then passworded, so that only a "select" few can access them :D
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 23, 2008, 12:05:34 PM
Hopefully Roger has then passworded...



 ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Malc on May 23, 2008, 12:30:04 PM
I tried typing FATCHK32/xC  and got this:

(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4183217/2/istockphoto_4183217_big_girl.jpg)
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Vulture on May 23, 2008, 12:58:44 PM
Hopefully Roger has then passworded, so that only a "select" few can access them :D

If Roger could work out how to password something on his computer, then he could work out how to fix the problem he has at the moment. 

I certainly wouldn't let Mince have access to MY computer; he's way too sneaky!
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: madjock on May 23, 2008, 01:07:42 PM
Maybe because you have things to hide on your computer Vulture? :D lol
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Joan on May 24, 2008, 04:30:10 AM
I feel for you, Roger - is it still happening?  Sounds to me like your computer didn't shut down properly one time.  Best advice I can give is same as others - make sure you've got all your documents and emails backed up (copied to CD, DVD, external drive, or somewhere other than your computer).
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 24, 2008, 09:49:34 AM
I suppose I could copy everything out by hand.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Fyodor on May 24, 2008, 10:07:46 AM
Try closing your stance, Rog.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 24, 2008, 10:44:06 AM
I suppose I could copy everything out by hand.

Don't you have a backup drive or a printer?
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 24, 2008, 10:56:47 AM
If you don't have too many large files, you may get away with just having a good sized dongle.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 24, 2008, 11:05:57 AM
Make sure you keep the dongle in its protective sheath.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 24, 2008, 11:18:55 AM
Maybe a screen capture, either uploaded, or emailed digitally as a pdf or jpeg file attachment would visually help show the problem, Roger.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 24, 2008, 11:22:02 AM
Roger, why don't you upgrade your hard drive from FAT32 to NTFS?
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 24, 2008, 11:26:33 AM
That won't help access the antil strope though, Mince. A fanta-byte setting could be all that's adrift. Unplugging the DTK cord, waiting 23 seconds, then re-inserting, (with a finger on the alt key) would be enough then.

Ask Roger if he's brush-scanned the drive corners with updated slingback software.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Vulture on May 24, 2008, 11:34:12 AM
Maybe a screen capture, either uploaded, or emailed digitally as a pdf or jpeg file attachment would visually help show the problem, Roger.
Roger, why don't you upgrade your hard drive from FAT32 to NTFS?


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That won't help access the antil strope though, Mince. A fanta-byte setting could be all that's adrift. Unplugging the DTK cord, waiting 23 seconds, then re-inserting, (with a finger on the alt key) would be enough then.

 Ask Roger if he's brush-scanned the drive corners with updated slingback software.

Roger, please feel free to use my rather rude expression of a few days ago!

Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 24, 2008, 11:35:40 AM
That won't help access the antil strope though, Mince. A fanta-byte setting could be all that's adrift. Unplugging the DTK cord, waiting 23 seconds, then re-inserting, (with a finger on the alt key) would be enough then.

Ask Roger if he's brush-scanned the drive corners with updated slingback software.

Excellence!  ;D
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 24, 2008, 12:07:48 PM
That won't help access the antil strope though, Mince. A fanta-byte setting could be all that's adrift. Unplugging the DTK cord, waiting 23 seconds, then re-inserting, (with a finger on the alt key) would be enough then.

Ask Roger if he's brush-scanned the drive corners with updated slingback software.

I tried all of that, and now I've got the same problem as Roger.  >:(
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 24, 2008, 01:43:43 PM
Another thing---my electric drill keeps skidding off the "enter" key.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 24, 2008, 02:29:35 PM
That won't help access the antil strope though, Mince. A fanta-byte setting could be all that's adrift. Unplugging the DTK cord, waiting 23 seconds, then re-inserting, (with a finger on the alt key) would be enough then.

Ask Roger if he's brush-scanned the drive corners with updated slingback software.

I tried all of that, and now I've got the same problem as Roger.  >:(

Are you saying that you've become a boring old fart?
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 24, 2008, 02:30:11 PM
Another thing---my electric drill keeps skidding off the "enter" key.

Is the drill Windows compatible?
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 24, 2008, 03:55:11 PM
He's probably got it in reverse. The ubiquitous presence of Mince should ensure that the problem is resolved. It's probably a bit of spam stuck between a couple of keys.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on May 24, 2008, 06:25:37 PM
Talking about computer problems - my "H" key fell off my laptop - now I have an old keyboard plugged into a USB port. It is amazing how many times one uses the "H".

Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Tom on May 24, 2008, 07:38:26 PM
I've not used it once in my response to your post, Diane. But I suppose we would all be lost if we didn't 'ave one to use!
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 24, 2008, 08:11:35 PM
Very umourous, Tom.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Mince on May 24, 2008, 09:04:10 PM
Very umourous, Tom.

It was total sit!
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Colin on May 24, 2008, 10:55:24 PM
Very umourous, Tom.

It was total sit!

a a
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 25, 2008, 09:47:39 PM
Back to the original computer problems and this is the first time today that I've been able to access the site. I tried about six times from this morning and it always came up "not available" or whatever. Weird, as the other sites I visit were okay. A tad slow, but okay. Pass the hammer.
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Rob Baker on May 26, 2008, 01:26:24 AM
Mince and Roger trying to sort the PC problem was brilliantly funny. More please!
Roger , how are you with mobile telephones?   ;)
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 26, 2008, 09:34:13 AM
About as good as you, Rob. Remember, I watched you desperately trying to answer a borrowed moblie in the pub last month. At the height of your panic, you even asked ME for help!
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Vulture on May 26, 2008, 02:15:40 PM
About as good as you, Rob. Remember, I watched you desperately trying to answer a borrowed moblie in the pub last month. At the height of your panic, you even asked ME for help!

Just how many are in your 'boring old fart' club, Roger?
Title: Re: Computer Problems.
Post by: Rob Baker on May 26, 2008, 02:17:43 PM
About as good as you, Rob. Remember, I watched you desperately trying to answer a borrowed moblie in the pub last month. At the height of your panic, you even asked ME for help!

Shhhhh.  :-[