I can't stand that kid. What a Pollyanna. The paintings are kack, and what's worse is God looks like me.
No, honest....look. With the light behind me, a little soft focus...see? Same nose and everything.(http://www.cartoonaustralia.com/malk/me%20weblog%20solo.gif)
Tarquin, this is God speaking.
Shut up or I will strike you down with a plague of frogs, boils, or frogs with boils who will hop all over you and give you their boils.
Why does God have an Esteem of only 1?I have given man free will. If he chooseth to value me in minus numbers,then he chooseth the primrose path to the everlasting bonfire. If he haveth any sense, he will bung on some numbers pretty damn quick or there will be hell to pay. Literally.
If you are God, change it to 50,000. Go on!
I must not worship false idolsOyvey, who's to say what's false?