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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on September 05, 2008, 10:46:20 AM

Title: Film Caption
Post by: Mince on September 05, 2008, 10:46:20 AM: I have decided to bless the world with a film about me, and I need a caption. Alien had "In space no one can hear you scream." and Blazing Saddles had "Never Give a Saga an Even Break."

So I need one for my film.
Title: Re: Film Caption
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 05, 2008, 10:59:59 AM: Yes, but the danger is, this discussion willl push the other thread (about your "domestic" with Calypso), down the order, and I was just starting to enjoy it. Can we have an RSS feed for it?...
Title: Re: Film Caption
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 05, 2008, 11:03:01 AM: Okay - how about "The irritating oik with a blancmange for a brain"?
Title: Re: Film Caption
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 05, 2008, 11:12:19 AM: "Excellence - Everything Else Is Just Mince."
Title: Re: Film Caption
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 05, 2008, 11:14:45 AM: "In space, (between his ears), no one has put a brain".
Title: Re: Film Caption
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 05, 2008, 11:35:26 AM: "Mince - the brain that time forgot - to deliver".

"Almost as scary as Bambi".
Title: Re: Film Caption
Post by: Malc on September 05, 2008, 12:07:05 PM: "He's Back. And This Time It's Piss On All."
Title: Re: Film Caption
Post by: peter on September 05, 2008, 12:50:07 PM: The Mince with no name.
A spaghetti western

It came from inner space.
A microscopic film

Who's the doctor.
We have knot got a clue

Mad Mince
A car for all seasons

Mad Mince 11
A second car for all seasons

Prambo
The greatest escape for kids

Bores
A film to bore you to death
Title: Re: Film Caption
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 05, 2008, 01:20:19 PM: "We're gonna need a bigger sick-bag".
Title: Re: Film Caption
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 05, 2008, 01:30:56 PM: Quote from: peter on September 05, 2008, 12:50:07 PM

Prambo
The greatest escape for kids

I used to draw a comic strip for Buster called 'Prambo' back in the 80's.

(http://www.toonhound.com/prambo-1.gif)

But I digress....
Title: Re: Film Caption
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 05, 2008, 01:32:56 PM: I used to draw a strip called Di Gress!

No I didn't, I made that bit up...
Title: Re: Film Caption
Post by: Tom on September 05, 2008, 07:45:44 PM: "Wince with Mince"

Sounds like it should be on a menu.
Title: Re: Film Caption
Post by: Mince on September 05, 2008, 07:55:22 PM: Quote from: Tom on September 05, 2008, 07:45:44 PM
"Wince with Mince"

LOL! Fantastic!
Title: Re: Film Caption
Post by: Vulture on September 05, 2008, 08:04:32 PM: Quote from: Tom on September 05, 2008, 07:45:44 PM
"Wince with Mince"

Sounds like it should be on a menu.

Mince and Tatties?
Title: Re: Film Caption
Post by: Calypso on September 05, 2008, 10:14:23 PM: 1. In the days to come, when you are besieged with troubles, dilemmas and upsets, ask yourself "What would Mincey do?", and do the opposite.

2. Put the "n" back in "mice."